JonTron Megathread: The Most Retarded Thread on Facepunch - General

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784105]except mine and other's point is that she's not cute at all. she is completely insufferable in every way. it was fair enough to say 'leave suzy alone' when she wasn't even on the show. but now that she is, she is completely open to critisism as much as the whole of game grumps is. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] also don't try and turn this into some 'sexism' bullshit because I shit on any human that doesn't look nice when they have no other redeeming qualities.[/QUOTE] You can shit on somebody if they're an asshole You can't shit on somebody just because certain inherent things about the way they present themselves annoy you or because they have no qualities that make them special or unique or interesting or admirable. Shitting on somebody because they're plain or a bit annoying just makes you an asshole.

Suzy is terrible because she isn't funny at all. On an entertainment channel.

[QUOTE=Maloof?;45784139]You can shit on somebody if they're an asshole [/QUOTE] what? how does that make any sense at all you're only allowed to diss someone for one very specific trait of being an asshole?

I don't give a shit if someone's ugly or overuses makeup or whatever, if they have an entertaining personality then it doesn't matter. To me Suzy is just boring. Wait which thread am I in right now

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784294]what? how does that make any sense at all you're only allowed to diss someone for one very specific trait of being an asshole?[/QUOTE] Well, no. What we are trying to explain to you is you're being an asshole by saying, "JUST LOOK AT HER", and by explaining yourself like an asshole would (that is, with full-on blunt force). Perhaps you should calm down and say, "You know, I don't like her," instead of saying "because suzy is literally the worst". People like you are funny for all the wrong reasons, and it makes me happy.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784294]what? how does that make any sense at all you're only allowed to diss someone for one very specific trait of being an asshole?[/QUOTE] you have a point but dissing somebody for not fitting your standards of 'attractive' [I]is[/I] being an asshole dissing somebody because you don't find them entertaining [I]is[/I] being an asshole. I don't enjoy Lady Gaga but I'm not gonna diss her - because I'm aware that many others do. I haven't seen the latest Game Grumps Weekly Fanbase Survey but I imagine that there are a bunch of people (possibly female viewers) who enjoy Suzy. So why make a fuss [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] honestly I thought you were gonna call me out on the physical absurdity of shitting on somebody else's asshole and then I was gonna have to throw down

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784294]what? how does that make any sense at all you're only allowed to diss someone for one very specific trait of being an asshole?[/QUOTE] There is something very weird about you, but I can't come up with a word that describes it.

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;45784519]There is something very weird about you, but I can't come up with a word that describes it.[/QUOTE] rutsy defies adjectives he simply is

i have a word its facetious

I have a word and it's "backpedaling".

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784583]i have a word its facetious[/QUOTE] rusty have you heard there is a jontron thread and people are posting about gamegrumps and this guy called rusty aren't you going to dO SOMETHING?

Rusty has to post here because he's probably banned wherever he isn't a moderator.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784105]I shit on any human that doesn't look nice when they have no other redeeming qualities.[/QUOTE] That's kind of scummy. I don't enjoy her as an entertainer either but to say that she, as a human being, has no redeeming qualities when you dont know her? Ehh. I cant call you a sexist but I can sure call you a jerk. Anyway the fact that I thought I was in the Game Grumps thread speaks volumes as to where this conversation should be taken. Jontron doesn't really have anything to do with GG anymore so discussing them in the thread just breeds more dramatron.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784105]I shit on any human that doesn't look nice when they have no other redeeming qualities.[/QUOTE] Dude, I don't think your face would be enough to redeem how hilariously awful you are. I doubt that anyone in the real world would be able to take you seriously. A lot of people talk about how terrible you are at posting, but I didn't know you were this fun.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45783483]because suzy is literally the worst have you ever seen any of her posts on any social media website [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] have you ever seen any of her youtube videos???? [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] have you ever SEEN her?[/QUOTE] Do you got a degree in Douchology or something? Jesus christ

facepunch mods getting better and better eh how about instead of that we talk about jontron and how funny his echs are [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] And just ignore rustman forever

EchsDee Every time I read the word "ech" I hear it in my mind but I also think it sounds like the name of an animal. The legendary [B][I]ECH[/I][/B].

[QUOTE=wauterboi;45784905]EchsDee Every time I read the word "ech" I hear it in my mind but I also think it sounds like the name of an animal. The legendary [B][I]ECH[/I][/B].[/QUOTE] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM]ech ach blagh[/url]

[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;45784887]Do you got a degree in Douchology or something? Jesus christ[/QUOTE] i don't understand being so defensive over someone you don't know personally. it's no different from me hating on cameron diaz or something. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] especially in the jontron thread where i'm pretty sure we've all jumped off of game grumps

Don't you bring Cameron Diaz into this you monster

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784917]i don't understand being so defensive over someone you don't know personally. it's no different from me hating on cameron diaz or something. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] especially in the jontron thread where i'm pretty sure we've all jumped off of game grumps[/QUOTE] Suzy isnt funny, but there is no reason to attack someone because of their looks

cameron diaz is the worst, and for good measure and to bring this back on topic - jontron owns. (i'd like to point out he called a dude retarded over twitter for asking him to stop calling people retards. which makes me like him all the more, because he doesn't give in to bullshit) [QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;45784944]Suzy isnt funny, but there is no reason to attack someone because of their looks[/QUOTE] well there's a reason when half of it's her own fault, she is horrifically bad at doing makeup. that's akin to making fun of someones clothes which lets face it we all do [QUOTE=wauterboi;45784956] There's a way to explain your opinion without being laughable, and it's called being respectful.[/QUOTE] there is literally no reason i need to be respectful to an internet personality i have never and will never meet. if i was in their line of work, sure. but i'm just a random dude with nothing to do with her. i have carte blanche to be as disrespectful as i please you guys should put this to bed it's verging on a serious derail and I don't wanna do that (as much as I stand by everything I've said (and once again i'd like to point out how disrespectful jon is to some people all the time, because who gives a shit?))

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784917]i don't understand being so defensive over someone you don't know personally. it's no different from me hating on cameron diaz or something. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] especially in the jontron thread where i'm pretty sure we've all jumped off of game grumps[/QUOTE] Yeah, the difference is we're not judging someone by their looks, and we're not throwing fire the second we see her on the big screen. Or at least I'm not - I don't know what [I]your [/I]local theaters allow and prohibit. There's a way to explain your opinion without being laughable, and it's called being respectful. [quote]there is literally no reason i need to be respectful to an internet personality i have never and will never meet.[/quote] That's a bad mindset.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784946]cameron diaz is the worst, and for good measure and to bring this back on topic - jontron owns. (i'd like to point out he called a dude retarded over twitter for asking him to stop calling people retards. which makes me like him all the more, because he doesn't give in to bullshit) [/quote] You're just stirring up shit, stop. To ACTUALLY bring this back on topic- Top 3 Jontrons? For me- 1. Nightshade 2. Takeshi 3. Birdemic

1. Birdemic 2. Takeshi's Challenge 3. Bubsy (mainly because I'm intrigued by the absolute weirdness and failure of Bubsy)

suzy is really gross tbh

[QUOTE=Rusty100;45784946]cameron diaz is the worst, and for good measure and to bring this back on topic - jontron owns. (i'd like to point out he called a dude retarded over twitter for asking him to stop calling people retards. which makes me like him all the more, because he doesn't give in to bullshit) well there's a reason when half of it's her own fault, she is horrifically bad at doing makeup. that's akin to making fun of someones clothes which lets face it we all do there is literally no reason i need to be respectful to an internet personality i have never and will never meet. if i was in their line of work, sure. but i'm just a random dude with nothing to do with her. i have carte blanche to be as disrespectful as i please you guys should put this to bed it's verging on a serious derail and I don't wanna do that (as much as I stand by everything I've said (and once again i'd like to point out how disrespectful jon is to some people all the time, because who gives a shit?))[/QUOTE] how v brave of you to defend being a douche with such tenacity

how bout that jontron pretty swell

"Hey let's make a JonTron thread so we don't talk about Jon on the Game Grumps thread" This is counterproductive and being dragged on by a mod, laughable behavior to say the least. [editline]24th August 2014[/editline] Just accept Rusty as a troll and ignore him already, you goofs.

I've always loved his Home Improvement video