I have a girlfriend who's a babe, but we never get to hang out. - General

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800450] there are at least 6 other girls at my school that also like me and are pretty decent looking.[/QUOTE] You're on FP. Don't fool yourself.

Yahoo answers continues spreading. Shit fuck.

[QUOTE=the_shape;18800950]You're on FP. Don't fool yourself.[/QUOTE] so, you're telling me that since i'm using a computer and on a website that my friend Ak repp117 recommended to go to. girls are officially unable to find me attractive?

It was a joke. Sorry if it offended you.

[QUOTE=the_shape;18801044]It was a joke. Sorry if it offended you.[/QUOTE] no dude, its fine. it just happens to me all the freaking time.

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800450]and there are at least 6 other girls at my school that also like me[/QUOTE] In your dreams :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800450]Okay, so i have a girlfriend who just so happens to be really pretty. but the thing is we never get to hang out because were always working (were both turning 17) and there are at least 6 other girls at my school that also like me and are pretty decent looking. and advice or witty comments?[/QUOTE] Don't screw this up? Seriously though, find someone you get on well with. Good looking is just a bonus.

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800450]there are at least 6 other girls at my school that also like me and are pretty decent looking. [/QUOTE] You mean *[b]boys[/b].

I'm almost certain you're supposed to go out with someone if you like THEM, and just have casual if its just for how they look.

Hang out after work. So what if it's late? You're 17. Go to the park or something. Or go to the movies or go eat at a late night restaurant.

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18800750]she will fall asleep in about 10-20 minutes, you can masturbate for example, she wouldn't notice. You can start touching her after 30-60 minutes depending on exact human. There will be 30-45 minute cycles of light and deep sleep (I didn't figure out how to see them, but it's something related with breathing) In light cycles there is a chance that she will wake up, but she will not know wtf is happening so you have about 3 seconds to take your dirty hands of her. Don't worry, even if you put the panties down, or put your dick between legs and she wake ups and EVEN put her panties back or take your dick out of her legs [B]she will not remember anything tomorrow (approved by me 9000 times)[/B] or my sister likes it and pretend she don't remember anything when i ask something like "You were running in our sleep, do you remember it? at least something?" she answers that she was sleeping all the time. Hope this helps. [B]Edit:[/B] No really, its true.[/QUOTE] sorry, what

[QUOTE=Pascall;18801303]Hang out after work. So what if it's late? You're 17. Go to the park or something. Or go to the movies or go eat at a late night restaurant.[/QUOTE] my mom is seriously a bitch

No..

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18801337]my mom is seriously a bitch[/QUOTE] Tell your mom that there's no other time for you guys to hang out. Do some chores or something to get on her good side. Then ask to stay out late. Don't just ditch your girl because you don't have time. Make time.

Isn't complaining about parents a bannable offense on FP?

This thread should be to the Love Advice thread.

You have time to post on facepunch...

[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18800750]she will fall asleep in about 10-20 minutes, you can masturbate for example, she wouldn't notice. You can start touching her after 30-60 minutes depending on exact human. There will be 30-45 minute cycles of light and deep sleep (I didn't figure out how to see them, but it's something related with breathing) In light cycles there is a chance that she will wake up, but she will not know wtf is happening so you have about 3 seconds to take your dirty hands of her. Don't worry, even if you put the panties down, or put your dick between legs and she wake ups and EVEN put her panties back or take your dick out of her legs [B]she will not remember anything tomorrow (approved by me 9000 times)[/B] or my sister likes it and pretend she don't remember anything when i ask something like "You were running in our sleep, do you remember it? at least something?" she answers that she was sleeping all the time. Hope this helps. [B]Edit:[/B] No really, its true.[/QUOTE] Just.. what?

The guys telling you to fuck all of them are right. You're in highschool. None of these relationships mean shit and you can only fuck 17 year olds for so long.

You can't hang out because "she" lives in canada and is a 30 year old man. You should stop meeting people online. But seriously, just hang out after work. You're at the age where you can be out late doing whatever with little to no consequences. If your parents gripe then, well, fuck 'em. Do it anyways.

who cares. girls are gay

[QUOTE=Malumbre;18803051]The guys telling you to fuck all of them are right. You're in highschool. None of these relationships mean shit and you can only fuck 17 year olds for so long.[/QUOTE] Also this.

I know it's been said, but for emphasis; FUCK 'EM ALL 1 in the turkey, 1 in the the but, and for the rest; anywhere you can stick it without getting a STI.

fuck bitches get money

[QUOTE=Malumbre;18803051]The guys telling you to fuck all of them are right. You're in highschool. None of these relationships mean shit and you can only fuck 17 year olds for so long.[/QUOTE] This. The relationships you have now feel important, but they aren't. You won't know any of these people any more in 5 years and it doesn't really matter how you treat them.

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18801002]so, you're telling me that since i'm using a computer and on a website that my friend Ak repp117 recommended to go to. girls are officially unable to find me attractive?[/QUOTE] Yes

[QUOTE=Hii im Plexi;18800450]Okay, so i have a girlfriend who just so happens to be really pretty. but the thing is we never get to hang out because were always working (were both turning 17) and there are at least 6 other girls at my school that also like me [B]and are pretty decent looking. [/B]and advice or witty comments?[/QUOTE] Not mature enough to date I see.

I would suggest that you use correct grammar before you try and ask. Wait, don't ask Facepunch, go to yahoo answers, that's where you will probably get your best answer.