Daily Life V6. "Drama, Cellular Devices, and the latest in military hardware" - General

And I've told my mom plenty of times how much of a douche my step dad is hundreds of times but all she can say is "oh he's just joking" and defends him like a dumb teenage girl who defends her asshole boyfriend who's cheated on her 50 times. [editline]16th July 2012[/editline] Also according to my real dad my mom was the one who cheated on him so that makes her just a horrible person altogether. [editline]16th July 2012[/editline] My whole family is just horrible people.

kyle can do more pushups than all of you so stfu

[QUOTE=venom;36805570]kyle can do more pushups than all of you so stfu[/QUOTE] dude you dont even talk to me anymore ='[ but yeah i can beat you all in pushup contest

kyle is stronk nerf please

rounds just bounce off him 2 stronk

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;36805531]And I've told my mom plenty of times how much of a douche my step dad is hundreds of times but all she can say is "oh he's just joking" and defends him like a dumb teenage girl who defends her asshole boyfriend who's cheated on her 50 times. [editline]16th July 2012[/editline] Also according to my real dad my mom was the one who cheated on him so that makes her just a horrible person altogether. [editline]16th July 2012[/editline] My whole family is just horrible people.[/QUOTE] ok

help ive been falling asleep at 9 pm and waking up at 5 am this is bad for me please help

Nope your're fucked. Now we go to bed and wake up at the same time. FOREVER.

Highchief I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM

[QUOTE=Bomber9900;36807221]help ive been falling asleep at 9 pm and waking up at 5 am this is bad for me please help[/QUOTE] why is that bad it sounds perfect

[media]http://puu.sh/Jg8j[/media] someone help kyle hes in denial that he is a zoophiliac attracted to fictional girl horses. we need to find his parents and inform his psychiatrist before its too late. [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] [media]http://soundcloud.com/the12negro/mumble-2012-07-17-06-02-15[/media] [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] incase you missed the last time he "clopped" over mic. [media]http://soundcloud.com/the12negro/mumble-2012-06-24-03-14-31[/media] [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] all you had to do was agree that you would talk to your psychiatrist and i wouldnt post these. ive also compiled screenshots of you posting various pony porn, i had to go through and censor that shit incase anyone found it and left a document of text logs and other recordings. those two are just highlights, im concerned kyle [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] also during the second clip he is actually masturbating with us in his presence. "stupideye I miss you" also note the horse noises at the beginning of the video.

What the fuck

[QUOTE=Bomber9900;36807221]help ive been falling asleep at 9 pm and waking up at 5 am this is bad for me please help[/QUOTE] this is certainly better than my sleep at 3am and wake up at 1pm thing

Had a dream last night that I travelled to the US on holiday and spent 2 days in California just so I could check out Airsoft GI and get some cool gear to take back home. Ended up buying some desert MARPAT and magpul accessories (I don't own a single AEG), and then Tim came out of a back room, heard my English accent and invited me to stand awkwardly next to him in one of his videos. ...hmm.

[QUOTE=RopaDope;36808122]also during the second clip he is actually masturbating with us in his presence. [B]"stupideye I miss you"[/B] also note the horse noises at the beginning of the video.[/QUOTE] hold up what the fuck

I don't wanna listen to the tapes. I feel if I do some drowned version of kyle will come out of my monitor in 7 days and turn me into a brony.

yeah but if you don't forward those tapes to 20 other people in one hour kyle will be on your ceiling tonight and he will kill you.

Make a documentry highchief. You're good at this.

I had another airsoft dream: Me and my friend Kyle (not the FP Kyle) crossed the border in a box truck to Mexico for the airsoft stuff there (I live in Cali, so going to Taiwan is much too far for airsoft stuff). So we cross the border and immediately there's a little shack selling springers. We were a little disappointed, but upon moving further into the heart of whatever city we were in, there was an entire outdoor market dedicated to airsoft. I think I bought enough CYMA AKMs to fill a old Soviet weapon box I bought as well. Then we went to a Honda dealership and I bought a Honda Rancher (a quad designed for ranch work and hauling things). We loaded everything up and headed to a big OP between two old factories. Kyle and I stood opened the back of the truck and handed out AKMs to the crowd that was our team, and gave Motherland speeches over a megaphone and sent them into the front lines. Then I had my CM035A and rode my quad into battle, then I woke up.

I dreamed that me, notrabies, and code lived in an industrial ghetto that had been taken over by the aliens from halo. We were resistance fighters. There was a flashback in my dream to when code was a baby, and then to when he joined the resistance. It turns out that code was psychotic, and would chop up people and aliens and keep organs as sueviners. But not rabies and I didn't really care since he was a bro. Eventually we all piled into a dune buggy, with notrabies driving, me in the passenger with dual desert eagles, and code in the back. We drove all crazy to escape, blew up a turret on the way out, and then fishtailed onto the highway, where we promptly got hit by a car and blew up and died.

I didn't dream last night, but I'm going to bed soon. Quick; channel all of your imagination to me before I go to bed vias stars, rainvbows, and companies, so I have something to report back tomorrow morning! [editline]17th July 2012[/editline] ironically, the chinese translation of SRC is just p much RED STAR which is funny because their AKs are mediocre

[QUOTE=TaiwanesePrick;36811954] ironically, the chinese translation of SRC is just p much RED STAR which is funny because their AKs are mediocre[/QUOTE] So why did they decide to call it Star Rainbow Company then?

I had a dream last night that me and german actually joined the air force and piloted F-16s in Korea. German kept flying loops around our flight lead and when we got in a dog fight, german ran out of ammo/missiles and flew under the enemy Su-27 and ejected, his seat going straight through the damn plane, killing it.

highchief, you know the second one i wasnt fapping right?

yeah, its called clopping

[QUOTE=Stupideye;36810016]hold up what the fuck[/QUOTE] yeah i didnt pick up on that until i listened to it about 3 times.

moan moan moan ur boat gentle down my stream merily merily merily merily life is but a seam

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kyle im so sorry man, I asked you to agree with me to talk to your psychiatrist. you made me do it

I'm very confused. I never bought Company of Heroes on Steam but somehow it's in my library. Oh well, not complaining.