So I tried taking Facepunch's advice and approached a very hot girl in my school.
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No offense OP, but after reading that, it's clear why she doesn't like you
you sound like you don't know what you are doing
Why...why would you ask Facepunch for advice? I don't understand...is this a joke? I'm confused.
Sucks for you, man. But at least you aren't upset, you handled it as well as you could've given the fact you took Facepunch's advice. Turned out better than I would've expected seeing as it was our advice. Try to learn from this experience is all I can recommend.
OP you're not suppose to 'date' whores
This thread is sad on many levels
She sounds easier than a $100 question.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20175467]Maybe she's a cat?[/QUOTE]
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:v:?
you waited too long.
relationships (all relationships) seem to change by the day, if not the hour.
you can't wait a couple weeks and expect things to be exactly the same
[QUOTE=frasierdog;20176262]you waited too long.
relationships (all relationships) seem to change by the day, if not the hour.
you can't wait a couple weeks and expect things to be exactly the same[/QUOTE]
Woah, timewarp.
[QUOTE=Faunts;20175371]The third paragraph springs Monsters Inc. to mind.[/QUOTE]
XD
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Unfortunately, no one cares :)
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20175731]:sigh: At how many people say something disgusting but wouldn't even do it themselves.[/QUOTE]
gotta talk the talk and walk the walk then?
Should've fucked her in the ass.
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Seriously though, sounds like you were pretty stupid about it.
She's playing hard to get.
Undermine the relationship.
Stab her new boyfriend in the dick.
Ride to her house on a white horse and steal her away.
Wait a sec, editing
What a dick tease
Gotta hate a chick who just dick teases you then cock blocks you once you make your move.
[QUOTE=alkaine;20175332]Shes says''awww you got me a present?That's so [b]sweat[/b]''.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/sweat-0304-lg-90754169.jpg[/img]
Why fuck would you take any advice what so ever from Facepunch?
[QUOTE=alkaine;20175332]
Shes says''awww you got me a present?That's so [b]sweat[/b]''.[/QUOTE]
No fucking wonder.
[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;20177228][img]http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/sweat-0304-lg-90754169.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Boy, I lol'd
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;20176358]She's playing hard to get.
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don't all girls do that?
You got rejected move on. Just don't be awkward next time you see her. Smile, give her a hug, and continue to be flirty.
if she kisses you and does stuff like that then shes just either Immature or a Slut. better move on. dont listen to lust
there's only one thing to do:
shoot up your school
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with a bow and arrow. that's how real men do it.
She sounds like a whore.
[QUOTE=alkaine;20175332]Shes says''awww you got me a present?That's so sweat''.[/QUOTE]
Is sweat some kind of word for sweet now or something?
Don't wait too long next time. Hmmm.... a girl hugs me and kisses me daily.... I GOTTA ASK FACEPUNCH IF I SHOULD ASK HER OUT.
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She calls me boo.
Holds my hand.
[b]jumps on me,wraps her legs around my back and kisses me on the lips.[/b]
Also we hug and used to kiss on the lips.She also said I seem good to go out with,and also said shes ''surprised'' I don't have a girl.
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What the fuck, that's practically making out. You lost your chance, idiot. You wouldn't know to ask a girl out even after she has had sex with you.
[QUOTE=alkaine;20175332]
That's so sweat[/QUOTE]
here's why she won't go out with you
put some deodorant on
Forget about that bitch.
...why does this look familiar? I swear I've seen this before.
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