[QUOTE=xamllew;22169824]Coffee stain and Kremlin Hill are in the same direction, it would be senseless not to go to Kremlin Hill first.[/QUOTE]
Does my avatar look like I care?!?!
Kremlin Hill
Hill Kremlin
Linn Kremhil!
Kremlin Coffee Stain
Kremlin hill
To the Wasteland! There's always [i]something[/i] in the wasteland.
distract him, then weaken the base boards on the dock. when he turns around and charges, he'll fall and be stunned. then remove the helm and beat him with it.
ok, talk to him first then. Try to be polite. At least ask him if you can pass
Burn the bridge with the torch, then swim across.
Kick him in the dick and push him into the water. If he's a man, it'll work.
Edit: Never mind, it says he's a man in the scene description. Go for it.
What if he isn't a man? :ohdear:
I'd guess asking him something would work.
Burn the bridge! Iron man can't swim!
But if you burn the bridge there is no way to pass anymore.. Try to talk to him and ask him what he wants for letting you pass, if he starts attacking you make use of his massive weight and let him fall over in the water!
Make iron man sink in the water, assuming he's a cunt that is.
Throw the lit torch at him, burning him, and then attack him with you rake while he is distracted.
Make fun of his unusual attire.
Chances are since he is a single guard that there is a colony or cult or something. Ask him about what he is guarding. And if he says That He is just getting some fresh air. shoot him with your turbo plasma rifle! Oh wait... wrong game.
Attempt to get his attention to ask what hes guarding, and if hes mean.
Doesn't this remind everyone of the single viking that stopped all of King Harold's men in The Battle of Stamford bridge? Unfortunately, we don't have a barrel or another man as a distraction so we can kill him...
Don't listen to these idiots, he might be friendly. Attempt to converse with him and if he shows aggressiveness then seek a way to kill him. If not, he could be a good asset to you.
The majority choice is to do harm to this man...
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/6a5a00marseastriver2.png[/img]
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/e24000marseastriverburned.png[/img]
Holy shit, you are teh pixel god.
Swim across but be cautious, the crazy viking dude could still be alive.
Swim.
goddammit xamllew, will tom ever get a follower? There is no way he can defeat that frog on his own, he needs friends, and soon
should've asked the viking guy to join up with you.
Anyway, swim across and if the viking guy shows up try to convince him you are his friend.
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