• North Korea: Best Korea
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[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;20251917]It's pretty laughable how the propaganda still tries to claim North Korea is a "democratic people's republic". I knew there was a dictator in charge keeping his people down but I'd never have thought it was so broken down as a nation.[/QUOTE] Koreas Dictatorship - Now with 50% less rations!
In celebration of the birth of our Glorious Leader watch this documentary on the children of North Korea! [url]http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/children-of-the-secret-state/[/url]
[QUOTE=scurr;20252223] "Fifty thousand people used to live here, now it's a ghost town..."[/QUOTE] yess hurr durr modern wurfare rox i should mention it always when i see an abanonded building LOL
[QUOTE=Paravin;20252566]yess hurr durr modern wurfare rox i should mention it always when i see an abanonded building LOL[/QUOTE] Wow, i made a reference, no need to get so pissed.
[QUOTE=evilking1;20249227][img]http://poplicks.com/images/kim-jong-il.jpg[/img] Add this.[/QUOTE] You go to jail now!
What MAKES me mad is the fuckin ignorance of the richer poor people there. GO AWAY LITTLE CHILD WITH NO HOME, I GOT A BAG FULL OF FOOD THAT I TRY TO SELL BUT YOU GET NOTHING. GO DIE.
[QUOTE=Paravin;20252566]yess hurr durr modern wurfare rox i should mention it always when i see an abanonded building LOL[/QUOTE] Thing is that the reference worked here.
[QUOTE=BloodYScar;20252790]What MAKES me mad is the fuckin ignorance of the richer poor people there. GO AWAY LITTLE CHILD WITH NO HOME, I GOT A BAG FULL OF FOOD THAT I TRY TO SELL BUT YOU GET NOTHING. GO DIE.[/QUOTE] Sickening isn't it? The aid that is given to NK that is meant for those children get sent to the military and then the rest is sold on the black market. [editline]07:16PM[/editline] Then all the good producing farmland in NK (what little there is of it) is used to produce illegal drugs instead of food. This is why people are starving to death and shoveling clods of dirt into their mouths
THE OP IS LIKE ENTIRELY MADE UP North Korea is crappy and I am by no means defending it but my god do you people even make a shred of effort to think critically about anything that enters your heads do you know anything about the world oh my god [QUOTE=JLea;20249187] By law you are required to have a portrait of the Leader in your house. If it is dirty, you are probably getting sent off to a prison camp. If you are lucky enough to own a TV, the only thing on is a looped propaganda broadcast of Kim Jong-Il. Music is also banned.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_North_Korea"]Music is not banned[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_of_North_Korea#Television_and_radio"]The TV stations are government owned and there is obviously a lot of propaganda, but there is still a variety of programming[/URL] I could find nothing indicating that there are laws in place requiring you to have a portrait of anyone nor to have a clean house. Why would they spend resources on JAILING people with dirty houses [QUOTE=JLea;20249187] Here is a North Korean child group. Only the most wealthy and elite of North Koreaners can attend school. The rest of the population works in the fields. [/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea#Education"]Education is free and compulsory just like here, and they have a literacy rate of 99%[/URL] [QUOTE=JLea;20249187] The above picture was taken from a satellite. As you can see, North Korean power is very reliable and plentiful!! (not really). The people there constantly are starving. There have even been reports of cannibalism. The average NKoreaner earns[B] $2 USD per month[/B]. [/QUOTE] The average NKer earns somewhere around [URL="http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/1202/p11s01-trgn.html"]$47[/URL] or [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/21/world/south-korea-reports-a-widening-income-advantage-over-north.html?pagewanted=1"]$63[/URL] dollars per month. [QUOTE=JLea;20249187] It currently boasts the 4th biggest army in the world. The current leader is Kim Jong-Ill, who rules the country with an iron fist.[/QUOTE] It's the 5th largest according to wikipedia and there's only one L in Jong-il [QUOTE=taipan;20251910] Pyongyang has a Metro! It only works when there are visitors in the country and only has 2 nice stations on which guests may travel (the rest are 1.7 meter high concrete tunnels with no lighting) [/QUOTE] [URL="http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0805/11/siu.01.html"]The pyongyang metro has an average daily ridership of about 700,000[/URL]. RAUUUUUGH
Also here are some testimonies from NK prison camp survivors. The acts and conditions described are enough to even make Hitler blush. [url]http://judiciary.senate.gov/hearings/testimony.cfm?id=292&wit_id=665[/url] You guys have no idea how horrible it is over there
[QUOTE=laval;20253067] RAUUUUUGH[/QUOTE] I know, all the effort made trying to reply to satirical and ironical posts make me tired too.
[QUOTE=evilking1;20253102]I know, all the effort made trying to reply to satirical and ironical posts make me tired too.[/QUOTE] I know the OP isn't for real but everyone here is posting like [QUOTE=Pascall;20249230]Honestly, I had no idea it was THAT bad.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/kimjongilBIRTHDAY.png[/img] Happy birthday glorious leader! :toot:
Make sure you attend his birthday bash or else it's off to the death camps with you!
Kind of reminds me when Penn & Teller go to China on their Magic and Mystery Tour.
[QUOTE=Ztriker7;20253359][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/kimjongilBIRTHDAY.png[/img] Happy birthday glorious leader! :toot:[/QUOTE] MUSIC! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1XzheJfXf4[/media]
Well that's good because South Korea wants to bomb us.
Wow, what a sad little place.
Relevant. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsfwPsuVjOk[/media]
When Kim Jong Il shouts HUGE STORMS HAPPEN [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7G_ZgbBzJ4[/media]
[QUOTE=KSI;20253615]Well that's good because South Korea wants to bomb us.[/QUOTE] Aren't we South Korea's allies?
[QUOTE=laval;20253067]THE OP IS LIKE ENTIRELY MADE UP North Korea is crappy and I am by no means defending it but my god do you people even make a shred of effort to think critically about anything that enters your heads do you know anything about the world oh my god [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_North_Korea"]Music is not banned[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_of_North_Korea#Television_and_radio"]The TV stations are government owned and there is obviously a lot of propaganda, but there is still a variety of programming[/URL] I could find nothing indicating that there are laws in place requiring you to have a portrait of anyone nor to have a clean house. Why would they spend resources on JAILING people with dirty houses [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea#Education"]Education is free and compulsory just like here, and they have a literacy rate of 99%[/URL] The average NKer earns somewhere around [URL="http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/1202/p11s01-trgn.html"]$47[/URL] or [URL="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/21/world/south-korea-reports-a-widening-income-advantage-over-north.html?pagewanted=1"]$63[/URL] dollars per month. It's the 5th largest according to wikipedia and there's only one L in Jong-il [URL="http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0805/11/siu.01.html"]The pyongyang metro has an average daily ridership of about 700,000[/URL]. RAUUUUUGH[/QUOTE] The fact alone that there is a wiki site that I can shortly scroll on my netbook about the "music of north korea" is symptomatic for the situation of musical culture in that country. 64$ is still almost nothing and I think you should read the articles you just linked. 5th or 4th largest doesn't make any significant difference considering that the country is damn small. In short. you are a nitpicker.(and so am I)
North Korea [B]is[/B] best Korea.
[QUOTE=Ryzo;20249798]We need the Korean FP'ers in here.[/QUOTE] im half North Korean and what is this
[QUOTE=:smug:;20254478]North Korea [B]is[/B] best Korea.[/QUOTE] zoidberg is best futurama character
I was aware that they were constantly brainwashed and had poor living conditions and they were completely disconnected from the rest of the world.
North Korea is fascinating but fucked up at the same time.
I just watched the last of those videos and holy shit, NK is really a time machine.
North Korea is like Pripyat
[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/kim-jong-il-puppet-team-america.jpg[/img]
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