The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: Hearthfire (AKA House Simulator 2012) - General

dlc that let's you interact with the npcs of skyrim devoid of personality complete with akward dialogue trees. All in the comfort of your own home filled with iron helmets and the same boring loot. A must buy for your whole gimmick adopted family. 10/10

Yeah, I hate how you HAVE to buy it. I mean, they couldn't just ship a game where you can only play through it providing you buy all the DL-[I]oh wait a second.[/I]

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;37447592]Yeah, I hate how you HAVE to buy it. I mean, they couldn't just ship a game where you can only play through it providing you buy all the DL-[I]oh wait a second.[/I][/QUOTE] Yeah, but your pretty much better off not buying the game at all.

[QUOTE=Warborq;37447541]dlc that let's you interact with the npcs of skyrim devoid of personality complete with akward dialogue trees. All in the comfort of your own home filled with iron helmets and the same boring loot. A must buy for your whole gimmick adopted family. 10/10[/QUOTE] Don't know what you're complaining about. The NPC interaction is mostly optional, the required bits being minimal. Also, I never had generic loot decorating my houses. Although I did hate that the physics would fuck up anytime I left and re-entered the house, resulting in a mess that looked like a gay ghost hated my style and started throwing all my shit about. [editline]oh hamburgers[/editline] [QUOTE=Warborq;37447612]Yeah, but your pretty much better off not buying the game at all.[/QUOTE] gg had me goin m8

Did the dragonborn go gay or something? Yeah after a bloodthirsty fight with a dragon you can get down on your hands and knees and get to work on your fruit garden.

the elder scrolls: skysims

I'd buy it if someone modded it to be non-instanced

[QUOTE=Paramud;37447636]Don't know what you're complaining about. The NPC interaction is mostly optional, the required bits being minimal. Also, I never had generic loot decorating my houses. Although I did hate that the physics would fuck up anytime I left and re-entered the house, resulting in a mess that looked like a gay ghost hated my style and started throwing all my shit about.[/QUOTE] Considering what usually makes a game world believable is the npc interraction and how they react. It's not like Vampire Bloodlines wasn't a buggy piece of shit, but i could sense motives and personalities in that. Skyrim is just a walk down uncanny valley, so why would i want to live there.

I wish we could hire concubines or something, I could finally put all this gold to use.

The only character in the entire game that I liked was Balgruuf

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;37447531]god dammit why are we limited to adoption dragornborn needs some dragonlove[/QUOTE] It will probably take maybe a week for someone to mod that in if it comes to PC. Animations and all.

For the price tag I think there should be a LITTLE more content than whats advertised. In Gamejam you could build the house anywhere you wanted, too.

SkySims

[QUOTE=legolover122;37447734]It will probably take maybe a week for someone to mod that in if it comes to PC. Animations and all.[/QUOTE] there's enough sex animations on nexus to effectively double the game's size on your hard drive

seems kinda odd they put the house in the wilderness especially if its in the swamps of Morthal, all sorts of shit could get in and murder your family while you're away it'd be nice if they edited all the cities to have an area for the house if you buy land in that city

[QUOTE=Amaurus;37445521]Oh my god you can adopt a little girl? Let me go find my wallet.[/QUOTE] It seems you can adopt children by simply walking up to them and asking them to come along, so I wanna pretend that I said that I had candy and draw them out into the forest before cutting their little helpless faces off with my daggers and nail their hearts (mod) to a tree. [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] I'll only take Imperial and Redguard children too, to ensure the superiority of the Breton master race.

That's racist.

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;37449364]It seems you can adopt children by simply walking up to them and asking them to come along, so I wanna pretend that I said that I had candy and draw them out into the forest before cutting their little helpless faces off with my daggers and nail their hearts (mod) to a tree. [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] I'll only take Imperial and Redguard children too, to ensure the superiority of the Breton master race.[/QUOTE] I just want to show them what it's like having a father. [sp]and rapist uncle, but that's aside the point[/sp]

[QUOTE=Bomimo;37449470]That's racist.[/QUOTE] So I can't be a supremacist serial murdering Orc who is in denial about his race? [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] I'll have a hard time diverting away from playing as Isan, the adorable lonely grey eyed pacifist botany loving Breton that somehow survives in a third world state while having no muscle mass or survivalist skills whatsoever. [editline]29th August 2012[/editline] And he also has narcolepsy.

Finally, they release this. I really can't wait to turn my big bearded Stormcloak veteran Nord into a lovable family man.

Finally! Now I can use Animated Prostitution in my own home instead of an alleyway or the bed of a child!

I wonder how big the biggest house you can build will be. Also why should I have to buy a spot of land outside a town? Not like anyone can stop you.

this dlc is actually great because it provides a nice framework for anyone else who wants to make a "build your own home" or "new housing modules" mod

I thought this would be a medical drama themed skyrim mod where you go around diagnosing and curing diseases like ataxia and the rattles.

[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;37453063]I thought this would be a medical drama themed skyrim mod where you go around diagnosing and curing diseases like ataxia and the rattles.[/QUOTE] "It's rotgut! Quick, get this man a potion of cure disease! And this woman seems to be suffering from Brittlebone! CURE DISEASE POTION!" "Doctor, this man has been bitten by a vamp-" "CURE DISEASE POTION!"

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;37452982]this dlc is actually great because it provides a nice framework for anyone else who wants to make a "build your own home" or "new housing modules" mod[/QUOTE] and then all the house mods from now on required $5

Does PC even have any of the official expansions yet?

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;37463879]Does PC even have any of the official expansions yet?[/QUOTE] Dawnguard

[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;37454759]"It's rotgut! Quick, get this man a potion of cure disease! And this woman seems to be suffering from Brittlebone! CURE DISEASE POTION!" "Doctor, this man has been bitten by a vamp-" "CURE DISEASE POTION!"[/QUOTE] Actually all you have to do is eat hawk feathers. Screw potions.

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;37463981]Actually all you have to do is eat hawk feathers. Screw potions.[/QUOTE] You get Cure disease potions from dead wearwolf hunters. You get hawk feathers from dead hawks. The former is MUCH easier to kill.