[QUOTE=united forever;18255783]So... did you fuck her?[/QUOTE]
He's too "shy" to fuck anyone. Unless of course he isn't shy.
Insert your Dick van Dyke into her Willy Wonka.
[QUOTE=Blackfire;18241959]I didn't ask this in fast threads cause I'd get OIFY shit.
Anyway, I'm a senior, and I'm going to my first homecoming tonight(yeah I'm a shy kid, fuck off). I also won homecoming king last night, what I'm wondering is do the kings bring their crowns? Some people tell me to bring it just to be a pompous cunt, others tell me to bring it for pictures that might be taken, and the rest of them say we don't know.
I don't want to come off as a douche to the people who voted for me, but I also don't want to ruin any potential pictures that may get ruined because of me being underdressed(pretty much the crown, the other guys are wearing their tuxes, they're tools).
So you socialite FPers, have you seen the kings wearing crowns or not? D;[/QUOTE]
dude fuck oify idiots and their oify shit anyway yeah man you want to where the crown, and good luck, you are about to lose your virginity ok just make sure you where a rubber glove when you finger the chick or she will get pregnant
[QUOTE=DopeNose;18256603]dude fuck oify idiots and their oify shit anyway yeah man you want to where the crown, and good luck, you are about to lose your virginity ok just make sure you where a rubber glove when you finger the chick or she will get pregnant[/QUOTE]
yeah man that shit happened to me thankfully though i kicked her to the curb before it got super serious. all i had to do really was outrun her dad
[QUOTE=Blackfire;18249854]
You can proceed to talk about how I'm hot/gay/awesome/stupid/worthless/badass/etc while I'm gone. Later guys.[/QUOTE]
OP is hot and gay but awesome even though he's stupid and worthless.
It's kind of badass.
Alright guys I'm back, dance sucked, the dance floor was really cramped and my date danced awkwardly(she was almost always face to face with me). The dance with the queen was horseshit, she was having a shit time and I wanted to make it up to her, but they ended up replacing a slow dance with that fucking gay song that's like "sliiiiiide to the left, sliiiiiide to the right, EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS" etc etc. So no slow dance. :(
I didn't get any from my date, we went as friends but it was awkward by the end, I can tell there's like feelings between us, but like I don't want anything to get in the way of our friendship and junk.
After the dance we went to a party, got busted by the cops immediately, they let us off with a warning. Then me and 2 other friends just got in his car and drove around, stopped at a park and talked about life, went to IHOP for food at like 5 am and then we crashed in his car. Woke up, watched some football, and hung around all day, and I just got home.
Thank god I left this on my screen otherwise I'd have forgotten.
Oh and before anyone says it, I need to find out who I took pics with before I can upload anything. :p
Sounds like a typical high school dance
Last year for prom there were SO many parties after, and last night there was 1 for homecoming and it got busted. :(
Lol @ how only people from OIFY are jealous
[QUOTE=Blackfire;18273041]Last year for prom there were SO many parties after, and last night there was 1 for homecoming and it got busted. :([/QUOTE]
Prom =/= homecoming
True.
Anyway...
[img]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs115.snc3/16264_204545713153_637748153_4024097_2635561_n.jpg[/img]
no flash D;
and this one cause it was taken on accident and ended up being bad ass. ;D
[img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7591/dsc04684.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Blackfire;18248628]fuck I forgot the best picture of myself.
this is in reference to I Love You, Man by the way. :p
[img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs117.snc3/16465_203072933153_637748153_4006997_4960566_n.jpg[/img]
Also, <3s for everyone![/QUOTE]
You remind me of 80's Christian Slater:
[img_thumb]http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/anchorbay/Heathers_5_tall_large.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=Blackfire;18273516]True.
Anyway...
[img]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs115.snc3/16264_204545713153_637748153_4024097_2635561_n.jpg[/img]
no flash D;
and this one cause it was taken on accident and ended up being bad ass. ;D
[img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7591/dsc04684.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
your date looks like a cheap hooker and you need a fucking haircut its growing vertical now
[QUOTE=Grayron;18273638]your date looks like a cheap hooker and you need a fucking haircut its growing vertical now[/QUOTE]
Date=OK
Hair=Fuck yeah, get it cut
But who am I to judge......you're a fucking KING.
op's hair next month
[img]http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/4/m/simp2006_Marge_f.jpg[/img]
My hair's black.
[QUOTE=Blackfire;18273780]My hair's black.[/QUOTE]
you wish your skin were to
You have The Devil's curly locks.
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[QUOTE=RichyZ;18242752]oify is as shit as gd and you know it.[/QUOTE]
"All posts in OIFY are 10x better then any in GD" - Hezzy
Something along the lines of that
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