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[QUOTE=Craptasket;18379232]1st thing you have to realize is Fast threads/vids/GD is shit.[/QUOTE]
pretty much this, and that the OIFY isn't for spamming.
[QUOTE=Eggsandwich;18378592]getting a bunch of dumb rateings[/quote]
HMM I WONDER WHY :allears:
[quote]so please all I ask for is a little guidence, anything well help.[/QUOTE]
I'm helping just by quoting your post.
Go home. Learn to spell/write. Come back. LEARN facepunch culture.
Then attempt to post.
I didn't make my first thread until I my 3rd month on facepunch out of fear of rejection and lower smartness back in '07. Hah smartness...
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18378690]If you have to ask we won't tell you.[/QUOTE]
If you have to ask, you'll never know...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj7e3eAKO5w[/media]
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18379332]I didn't make my first thread until I my 3rd month on facepunch out of fear of rejection and lower smartness back in '07. Hah smartness...[/QUOTE]
We need to bring back smartness.
haha, well I guess since im so inferior to everyone's mighty forum capabilities. Im going to shut the fuck up for a while...
dont shut up express ur opinions on the senate, u need 2 be heard!
I need to be heard? Dude I just asked for a little help and got 20 boxes alright? I think im just going to shut up.
I think you should be informed that ratings, at times, have no meaning. Ignore them you pussy ass whining BITCH <(") Penguin
"I think you should informed"
I think I should informed too
Post about how you sanded your face.
[QUOTE=Eggsandwich;18379585]"I think you should informed"
I think I should informed too[/QUOTE]
Are you really taking him seriously?
:cawg:
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[QUOTE=Eggsandwich;18379585]"I think you should informed"
I think I should informed too[/QUOTE]
heres a guy giving me a lesson
let us check over the OP again shall we
[QUOTE=Eggsandwich;18378592]I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sick and tired of posting something I find interesting/cool and then getting a bunch of dumb rateings, and trolls.
Quite honestly I could care less about a web site. But theres nothing around, or at least I havn't found a how to be an effective face puncher, informational thing.
so please all I ask for is a little guidence, just give me a few pointers. anything well help.[/QUOTE]
honestly just kill yourself
k :suicide:
If you think it's funny, it's probably not.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18379659]heres a guy giving me a lesson
let us check over the OP again shall we
honestly just kill yourself[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/irony.gif[/img_thumb]
Lum1naire is not a man of experience, do not listen to him.
Damn it, I was kidding!
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[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=845156[/url]
[QUOTE=Root Beer;18379745][img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/irony.gif[/img_thumb]
Lum1naire is not a man of experience, do not listen to him.[/QUOTE]
root beer is a man of -*******-
listen to him
[QUOTE=Eggsandwich;18379021]as obvious as it is, I dont have any experience with forums. so basic training would help, got any sites you could send me off to?[/QUOTE]
4chan.org
