Obscure, Old yet Interesting Websites - General

I used to have a book from about 2002 that was called "weirdest and wackiest websites", 99% of the 404 though

[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26873244] [url]http://www.qiche.chd.edu.cn/[/url] - A asian SCHOOL OF AUTOMOBILE, copyright date is from 2007. [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rVp3H.png[/IMG] :geno:

[QUOTE=abananapeel;26886872][URL]http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/index.html[/URL] Oh god...[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.ooze.com/toolofsatan/web-star.jpg[/img]

Anyone have the link to that pokemon board where the only member talked about marrying misty?

[QUOTE=The Magic Man;26875294][url]http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/tongue2.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;26884031][url]http://www.iwilldrawyouasastickman.com/[/url] I dont think this one is very old, but I laughed.[/QUOTE] I uploaded a picture of a horse and I got this [img]http://www.iwilldrawyouasastickman.com/iwilldrawyouasastickmandotcomresult.png[/img]

A while ago, I was reading this persons blog. [url]http://www.theunderweardrawer.org/[/url] I was really sad when it ended, but then I saw [url=http://theunderweardrawer.blogspot.com/]this[/url] and I was like :unsmith:

[url]http://runescape.com/[/url]

[url]http://www.funnyjunk.com/[/url] [url]www.fetchfido.com[/url] [url]http://www.madblast.com/[/url] (FORMALLY KNOWN AS GOTLAUGHS.)

[QUOTE=cortzxxx;26889911][url]http://www.funnyjunk.com/[/url] [url]www.fetchfido.com[/url] [url]http://www.madblast.com/[/url] (FORMALLY KNOWN AS GOTLAUGHS.)[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/4472c2b7a524f59e1d4fcf626b327f1f.png[/img] ...

I remeber seeing this old site from 2001 or so that was based on a webcam watching food rot. When I looked at it there were only stumps and peices of pickles and bread stuck on hooks hanging in what looked like somone's attic and peices of mold and food littered on the ground. and there was a peice of paper taped to a wall saying "new food every month!". I also find when an admin or someone goes batshit and perma's everyone, but stays around and talks to himself constantly for a year or so really sad and creepy :ohdear:

[url]http://crashandspyro.webs.com/[/url] The mini games are fun :)

I found this [code] +^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+ ^+ +^ +^ the art of writing textfiles ^+ ^+ +^ +^ written by: ^+ ^+ the bronze rider +^ +^ home base: The prism bbs/ae/cf ^+ ^+ +^ +^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+^+ this file is obviously about writing t-files. To write a t-file, you need these things: 1. You need an apple //e or //c with upper & lower case... (using a ii+ is really a pain.) an apple isn't necessary, but real textfile writers dont use anything but the best... 2. You need an 80 column card. 3. You need the ability to stretch out what you are trying to say so that the file takes longer to v)iew and takes up more disk space. A textfile should be at least 15 sectors, but its best if its over 20. Example: You want to say: Writing t-files is a pain... In a t-file you would say it like this: Writing a textfile is a very time-consuming and arduous task. It takes a lot of thought and is very wearing on a person. It is not at all easy. And then you elaborate on what you just said. 4. You need the ability to look at the screen and know exactly where the center is so that you can center garbage. Ex. ->vvvvvvvvv<- -> garbage <- ->^^^^^^^^^<- i don't have that ability, but sometimes i get lucky. 5. You need to the ability to mix different characters in an appealling way to make a border for the title. Ex. +^+^+^+^+^+^+ ><><><><><><> ^+ hello +^ <> hello <> +^+^+^+^+^+^+ ><><><><><><> (^^^^^^^^^^^) ) hello ( (^^^^^^^^^^^) ><l> the locksmith <s>< v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v and stuff like that. There are a lot more, but they're hard to make on an apple ii+ since a ii+ doesn't have all the charaters on the keyboard. 6. You have to have a lot of patience. You have to be able to type for hours at a time. If you type fast enough, you don't have to worry about this step. 7. It helps if you are one of the neon knights of metaland. ><> those guys write the best t-files <>< 8. Its helpful to have a good word processor, but ae will do the job good enough. Ae has one of the best text editors. 9. It helps a lot if you are drunk and to have music blasting in your ears in stereo. I don't know why, but thats just the way it works. Write a text file and give it to someone else with a modem, but thats kind of a pain. Now here is a list of non-necessities: 1. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to speel stuph rite. Speelink errurs ar vary comon. 2. You don't need a 1200 baud apple-cat unless you really know how to stretch out what you are trying to say. Usually any 300 baud modem will work fine. 3. You don't need to know anything about what you are writing your textfile about if you can make it up as you go along. 4. You don't need to be a -real pirate-, but it helps. You also don't -have- to be stoned, but it helps. 5. And you definately don't need a high i.q., but i hear that it helps. (^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) )! !( (! Call these awesome bbs's, ae's, and cf's... !) )! !( (! The prism bbs/ae/cf 300/1200 baud 10 meg ....... (201)-637-6715 !) )! The metal ae - password:kill .................... (201)-879-6668 !( (! The coreline bbs ................................ (201)-239-7737 !) )! The dragon's weyr bbs 10 meg ................... (201)-992-0834 !( (! Later, the bronze rider... !) [/code] [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] somebody should call one of the BBS numbers. [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=poopsicle;26878173]is this a joke site or what, it's so bad but funny. [img_thumb]http://www.lolworld.com/CHEETA.GIF[/img_thumb] I'm Coming to Help You![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.lolworld.com/yellow_box.gif[/img] Learn to send effective email

[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26893533][img_thumb]http://www.lolworld.com/yellow_box.gif[/img_thumb] Learn to send effective email[/QUOTE] this image taught me so much thank you

This is from a IBM supplier ordering information quote [code] Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items. To re-order, specify one of the following: P/N 33f8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls P/N 33f8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls[/code]

[QUOTE=TamTamJam;26894269]This is from a IBM supplier ordering information quote [code] Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items. To re-order, specify one of the following: P/N 33f8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls P/N 33f8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls[/code][/QUOTE] i love foreign mouse balls

[IMG]http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/apple1997.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.interpretationbydesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/apple-site.jpg[/IMG] Haha this made me lol here is an old cached form of apple. Just compare the 2.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;26881610][url]http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm[/url][/QUOTE] is it bad that i got a boner after reading this? or is because of never mind

[QUOTE=The Magic Man;26875294][url]http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm[/url][/QUOTE] i signed up

[QUOTE=Wii60;26873477]how could you miss this [url]http://yvettesbridalformal.com/[/url][/QUOTE] Oh god it's like a bridal site based on SWEET BRO & HELLA JEFF :v:

[QUOTE=proch;26873993]Old, abounded forums are kind of sad...[/QUOTE] One day someone will find Facepunch and think the same

yup just wait until facepunches downfall we are all fucked one day a electric nuke is going to hit the facepunch server and shock us all that are online killing us instantly....

[url]http://www.flowgo.com/[/url] [url]http://www.fark.com/[/url] [url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/[/url] :3: [url]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/[/url] :3:

[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;26876950][url]http://timecube.com/[/url] wat [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] 1997-2005 apparantly[/QUOTE] I actually got chills reading this

[url]http://greenspun.com/[/url] Made me smile, somehow

[url]http://starterupsteve.com[/url] My friend and I used to go to this site daily.

[url]http://www.free-smiley-faces.de/[/url]

[url]http://www.textfiles.com/[/url] I don't believe the site itself is that old, but the material it contains... sheesh. Plenty of early 80's stuff in here Ascii art too: (NSFW? Don't blame me if you scroll down the code box.) 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[IMG]http://www.neverhood.se/oldeskull/pics/smanim2.gif[/IMG] [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] Skulls yeah.

here have an old forum [URL]http://z10.invisionfree.com/Winter_Gaming/index.php?act=idx[/URL] [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] one month anniversary [URL]http://z10.invisionfree.com/Winter_Gaming/index.php?showtopic=95[/URL]