Crossdressing/Transgender Megathread v. Socks are both a running gag and mandatory
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6'1 tankmode pls trade for tiny girl body thx
5 4 to 5 7 with a slim female body would be nice
comes from neat with the neat curves ~~
I thought that OP seemed familiar.
btw, add me to list of people to contact for information OP. I love helping out others.
[QUOTE=Gravity Ponds;37980211]5 4 to 5 7 with a slim female body would be nice[/QUOTE]
I'm 5'7
[sp] BUT NOT SLIM ;_; [/sp]
[QUOTE=Xylorast;37980322]I thought that OP seemed familiar.[/QUOTE]
Hi! Long time no see! :D
i might paint my toenails at the weekend, i always wear socks so no one will know :D
[QUOTE=Neat!;37980044]6'1 tankmode pls trade for tiny girl body thx[/QUOTE]
I'm still 6'1 but I have a girly body :v:
I was going to organise a HECU costume for halloween but that depends if anything is happening on Halloween, basically going as this:
[img]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/1/1d/HECU_shephard_model.jpg[/img]
Found a helmet kinda the same, found the shirt/trousers, found a realistic looking mp5...all I need now is gloves and a PCV
Had completely forgotten about Halloween. Oh well, time to dress up as a zombie cross dresser.
My sister and I decided ages ago: Skeleton pirates.
Might try and find some orange/black knee/thigh highs to go with my costume after college, she knows I'm into crossdressing and that it'll be cold as fuck on the 31st :v:
[QUOTE=redback3;37981393]I was going to organise a HECU costume for halloween but that depends if anything is happening on Halloween, basically going as this:
[img]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/1/1d/HECU_shephard_model.jpg[/img]
Found a helmet kinda the same, found the shirt/trousers, found a realistic looking mp5...all I need now is gloves and a PCV[/QUOTE]
Get a cheap ALICE rig (You can get one for like $10 I expect) and slap it ontop of a body warmer. (PCV is an ALICE rig over the vest which doesn't exist (You could spend ages and a fortune trying to match it but it'd be easier just to slap together one from a bodywarmer or something)
Also socks arrived. I suck so much at taking pictures, also hairy thighs. :suicide:
[img_thumb]http://ft.fckitupload.com/Z/DSCN0454.JPG[/img_thumb]
Rainbow socks <3
Also got black/grey, blue/white and camouflage.
hi guys dental work in about an hour.
apparently I need to get an IV in my hand this time and I can't flinch or anything or else I'll rupture a vein and die.
see you guys in heaven!
[QUOTE=HorizoN;37982308]hi guys dental work in about an hour.
apparently I need to get an IV in my hand this time and I can't flinch or anything or else I'll rupture a vein and die.
see you guys in heaven![/QUOTE]
Load of bollocks. When I was in hospital for jaw surgery I woke up one morning in agony because in my sleep I had rolled onto my broken face and ripped my IV out (Blood was all over my sheets).
I didn't die so they're talking a load of rubbish.
[QUOTE=Xylorast;37980322]I thought that OP seemed familiar.
btw, add me to list of people to contact for information OP. I love helping out others.[/QUOTE]
Oh hey there Amber. :v:
I remember when they took a blood sample on me once, the nurse forgot to loose that thing which you strap around the arm before puncturing me AND taking out the needle.
Blood was sparying out of my arm like in one of them anime movies.
[QUOTE=Jawyen;37984080]I remember when they took a blood sample on me once, the nurse forgot to loose that thing which you strap around the arm before puncturing me AND taking out the needle.
Blood was sparying out of my arm like in one of them anime movies.[/QUOTE]
stop saying punc[B]turing[/B]
it keeps on spamming my chrome notifications that someone mentioned me
[QUOTE=Turing;37984102]stop saying punc[B]turing[/B]
it keeps on spamming my chrome notifications that someone mentioned me[/QUOTE]
You have a notification so you know if people on FP mention you? :v:
[b]EDIT[/b]
Are you afraid people talk behind your back or something?
I need that, source?
Turing
[editline]10th October 2012[/editline]
Now I know how to call you.
turing turing turing turing
i remember when i was a kid i used to take those candy buttons on paper and eat them at random and pretend i was a turing machine
Why wont he turing up?
he's gonna regret the shit out of this
[QUOTE=Turing;37984102]stop saying punc[B]turing[/B]
it keeps on spamming my chrome notifications that someone mentioned me[/QUOTE]
Lol...
If anyone says anything like mine I get mentioned; you'll like, you'll lose etc.
[t]http://puu.sh/1dmIh[/t]
Coolio, back from hospital. My new anxiousness medication wasn't much help. I took em yesterday before I fell asleep, two pills (oh my god 0.5mg overdosing) then now in the morning i was feeling so blanked out like i couldnt think and all my senses were all numb and shit, then i went back to sleep and when i woke up after my shower the horror started;
Imagine how annoying would it be that your head automatically keeps turning left. You cant stop it or do anything about it, then suddenly your neck starts turning basically to every possible direction and i cant do shit about it. First I was laughing because it was rather hilarious looking, but it started getting worse and worse, even my hands and back were twitching i called help and on my way to the hospital i couldnt breathe anymore properly.. and all that twitching and turning kept getting worse and worse. in the hospital they tried questioning my but as it was almost impossible to breathe i couldnt talk to them anything so i had to write down shit they asked from me.. also i was 100% sure that i was going to die as i couldnt get any air sometimes for like 60 seconds at once. The nurses just calmly watched me and for me it felt like they were just waiting me to die.
i was plugged into all kind of machines and all my heart rate and breathing and shit like that were recorded and all kind of blood tests and shit i even had the random bag with the liquid connected to my veins. eventually they came with a needle and put some medicine to calm me down and then it all just disappeared as fast as it came in the first place.
its weird how i accepted that im ok to die and now im not dead and i still feel like wanting that i just could have suffocated then.
[QUOTE=Inufin;37985358]Coolio, back from hospital. My new anxiousness medication wasn't much help. I took em yesterday before I fell asleep, two pills (oh my god 0.5mg overdosing) then now in the morning i was feeling so blanked out like i couldnt think and all my senses were all numb and shit, then i went back to sleep and when i woke up after my shower the horror started;
Imagine how annoying would it be that your head automatically keeps turning left. You cant stop it or do anything about it, then suddenly your neck starts turning basically to every possible direction and i cant do shit about it. First I was laughing because it was rather hilarious looking, but it started getting worse and worse, even my hands and back were twitching i called help and on my way to the hospital i couldnt breathe anymore properly.. and all that twitching and turning kept getting worse and worse. in the hospital they tried questioning my but as it was almost impossible to breathe i couldnt talk to them anything so i had to write down shit they asked from me.. also i was 100% sure that i was going to die as i couldnt get any air sometimes for like 60 seconds at once. The nurses just calmly watched me and for me it felt like they were just waiting me to die.
i was plugged into all kind of machines and all my heart rate and breathing and shit like that were recorded and all kind of blood tests and shit i even had the random bag with the liquid connected to my veins. eventually they came with a needle and put some medicine to calm me down and then it all just disappeared as fast as it came in the first place.
its weird how i accepted that im ok to die and now im not dead and i still feel like wanting that i just could have suffocated then.[/QUOTE]
w. t. f.
[QUOTE=Inufin;37985358]Coolio, back from hospital. My new anxiousness medication wasn't much help. I took em yesterday before I fell asleep, two pills (oh my god 0.5mg overdosing) then now in the morning i was feeling so blanked out like i couldnt think and all my senses were all numb and shit, then i went back to sleep and when i woke up after my shower the horror started;
Imagine how annoying would it be that your head automatically keeps turning left. You cant stop it or do anything about it, then suddenly your neck starts turning basically to every possible direction and i cant do shit about it. First I was laughing because it was rather hilarious looking, but it started getting worse and worse, even my hands and back were twitching i called help and on my way to the hospital i couldnt breathe anymore properly.. and all that twitching and turning kept getting worse and worse. in the hospital they tried questioning my but as it was almost impossible to breathe i couldnt talk to them anything so i had to write down shit they asked from me.. also i was 100% sure that i was going to die as i couldnt get any air sometimes for like 60 seconds at once. The nurses just calmly watched me and for me it felt like they were just waiting me to die.
i was plugged into all kind of machines and all my heart rate and breathing and shit like that were recorded and all kind of blood tests and shit i even had the random bag with the liquid connected to my veins. eventually they came with a needle and put some medicine to calm me down and then it all just disappeared as fast as it came in the first place.
its weird how i accepted that im ok to die and now im not dead and i still feel like wanting that i just could have suffocated then.[/QUOTE]
nunu i worry about you ; ;
i was planning on going eat dinner with my friend, she promised to make me vegetarian food but because of this i missed it
also im ok now
feeling a bit confused still - i cant think clearly and all my muscles are hurting
[QUOTE=Skelmech;37983296]Oh hey there Amber. :v:[/QUOTE]
Hello c:
[QUOTE=l l;37985195]Lol...
If anyone says anything like mine I get mentioned; you'll like, you'll lose etc.
[t]http://puu.sh/1dmIh[/t][/QUOTE]
i like how para l l el the lines in your name are
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