My cunt is spurting like a slit throat: The aftermath - General

Thread song is fucking awesome. I used to love this song.

[quote]thinking of how awesome it's gonna be when it's up my twat, and just fantasizing about sliding that motherfucking tampon up my cunt.[/quote] and all pretense you were a girl just magically slid away

[QUOTE=Furioso;22176228]:barf:[/QUOTE] [img]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/potsm_master/blaaaaaaaaaaaalg3.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Inacio;22179540]:ohdear: You guys clearly never saw the horror that is period.[/QUOTE] Some of us actually tasted it.

this thread is hot.

Then use a air conditioner.

[QUOTE=lemon_lover;22178821]Well, I'm not sure if OP is a chick, but girls do sometimes joke about having huge dicks. I'm not sure why.[/QUOTE] They're jealous. :smug:

Like someone said in the old thread, if my dick bled I'd make sure I had a fucking warehouse full of them. The fact that they were gone is laziness on your part.

[QUOTE=cup-a-soup;22182960][IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/potsm_master/blaaaaaaaaaaaalg3.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/potsm_master/blaaaaaaaaaaaalg3.gif[/img_thumb]

Shoop da whoop

[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;22177571]OP isn't even a chick. [editline]04:32AM[/editline] [editline]04:33AM[/editline] Massive attention whoring from a male. [editline]04:35AM[/editline] From the previous thread he stated he was bi. His census post states otherwise. [editline]04:35AM[/editline] Oh, sorry, I meant "she". [editline]04:37AM[/editline] [editline]04:38AM[/editline] Destroyed.[/QUOTE] I already posted about him being a guy in the last thread.

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;22176681]Why did I laugh so fucking hard while reading this? Still, it's strangely hot. If it bled as much as implied, you should go see a doctor.[/QUOTE] It's called a period brosky.

[QUOTE=Brian Williams;22179346]south park is so funny XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD[/QUOTE] Yes, it is. Unlike you, SP is extremely entertaining.

Waiting for the ban.

Waiting for you asking for it.

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[b]why are you recreating this thread[/b] [editline]04:18AM[/editline] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943819"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943819[/URL]

[img]http://i28.tinypic.com/x0y239.gif[/img] [quote]thinking of how awesome it's gonna be when it's up my twat, and just fantasizing about sliding that motherfucking tampon up my cunt.[/quote]

:q:

Clever boy/gilr

ITT: Bloody cunts.

Slit your throat is now slit your cunt. Do it faggot.

[QUOTE=Valkyre;22176185]My cunt is spurting like a slit throat original thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=943819[/url] Today, I had a period. It was a period, however unlike any other. When I found out I was bleeding between the legs, I rushed to my bathroom, and to my delight picked up the tampon box, thinking of how awesome it's gonna be when it's up my twat, and just fantasizing about sliding that motherfucking tampon up my cunt. But things changed. Thread music from here on: [b] The Downward Spiral [/b] To my dismay, I looked at the box, opened it up, and realized that it was... Empty. Like my soul at that point in time. The world slowed down, the light faded to a dark mushroom flickering blue, my hands turned black, the hallways stretched, I tried to run. But I couldn't move, time slowed down even more. But then, I was like; FUCK. I ran into my parents bathroom and I looked for my Mom's stash. Failed. I went to my friend next door. Failed. She wan't home. The last option. Diapers. I went to my grandmothers room, rummaged though her stuff (being neat about it) and started looking for, well anything that would seal the red leak! But I found them, and Depends saved the day!!! [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GPGF3E9GL._AA280_.jpg[/img] <3[/QUOTE] [img]http://sites.google.com/site/polylibrarian/Funny-MonkeyReaction.jpg[/img]