[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;19237719]I'm starting to wonder what 25k worth of roadkill tastes like.[/QUOTE]
Wolf semen.
[QUOTE=Pawsies;19237564]You spent what you could've bought a car with on a dog?
Silly! =P[/QUOTE]
You could've bought 10 cars with that shit.
I was driving to Pennsylvania making a run while I was with UPS and I hit a golden retriever with damn near every wheel on the left side. Ugh.
Damn man. If i was you, I would slap that rich-ass bitch silly.
Your family must be rich. Tell your cousin's mom who obviously has a shit ton of cash to go buy a new dog for your grandma.
Your grandma spent that much on a dog!? It better be able to talk and do 4 backflips while holding a glass of water and not pilling a drop, or it better not be some stupid ass Pug or a Chow Chow or a Chihuahua, because of what you have said, your grandma spent a small fortune on a dog, and your cousin's mom had enough money to bail out a child molester, and buy him like 50 cars, so you must be living in Beverly Hills or something, and i know how people that live there have ugly ass dogs.
In other words, beat the shit out of him with a brick, which should of been done anyway since he is such a big douche.
[QUOTE=4Chan User;19237600]'Tis the season to be jolly. My fucking ass it is, the same thing happened to my dog this Christmas, but thankfully she survived, she's still in the vets and needs to undergo surgery.
I wish you the best man, I have no idea what I would do if my dog died, she's the closest thing to a pussy I can use to get rid of my load. Hope everything works out for you, sorry for your loss.[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
Considered of buying cat now?
You're [i]rich[/i]! think of the people that can't afford food, never mind a $25,000 dog.
[QUOTE=Dole;19237876]Your grandma spent that much on a dog!? It better be able to talk and do 4 backflips while holding a glass of water and not pilling a drop, or it better not be some stupid ass Pug or a Chow Chow or a Chihuahua, because of what you have said, your grandma spent a small fortune on a dog, and your cousin's mom had enough money to bail out a child molester, and buy him like 50 cars, so you must be living in Beverly Hills or something, and i know how people that live there have ugly ass dogs.[/QUOTE]
No, no, my family is actually really poor. My dad is poor, so my family is poor, but the thing is my grandma saved up a long time to get a nice dog like it.
But then, less then a year after she got it, it died. :(
[b]Edit:[/b]
My family can barely afford food as it is. My grandma saved up for the dog, but my aunt's side of the family is rich. I am extremely poor.
Dude, I'm sorry. If it was my dog it would be like losing a brother.
[QUOTE=chaz13;19237966]You're [i]rich[/i]! think of the people that can't afford food, never mind a $25,000 dog.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, my family can barely afford food. The computer was a present from my sister.
[b]Edit:[/b]
My slightly richer sister.
I recommend you get a german shepherd. Those dogs are awesome.
[QUOTE=Wakka;19238045]I recommend you get a german shepherd. Those dogs are awesome.[/QUOTE]
That's the exact same breed as my dog, 100% pedigree German Sheppard, she's a show dog too.
I've always wanted a male one though, they have (I believe) the 3rd largest penis out of every other type of dog, the Great Dane being the proud owner of the largest dick. I'd jizz just by touching the things, they're huge, their semen feels like a better lubricant too, it's not as oily.
[QUOTE=Wakka;19238045]I recommend you get a german shepherd. Those dogs are awesome.[/QUOTE]
Mine has only one testicle and he hates me
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Honest to god that was not a hitler joke
i am truley sorry for your lots
:siren:UPDATE:siren:
We're going to have a funeral for it. I rushed over to my grandmas house and saw what damage had been done. It's almost frozen, it's skull is cracked. One eye is missing, and it's legs are tangled in weird directions. My grandma kicked my cousin out.
I am also adding this to OP.
Just got a facebook message from your dog, turns out hes alright. I added him to my twitter
[QUOTE=Zatar963;19238274]:siren:UPDATE:siren:
We're going to have a funeral for it. I rushed over to my grandmas house and saw what damage had been done. It's almost frozen, it's skull is cracked. One eye is missing, and it's legs are tangled in weird directions. My grandma kicked my cousin out.
I am also adding this to OP.[/QUOTE]
:(
[QUOTE=Wakka;19238045]I recommend you get a german shepherd. Those dogs are awesome.[/QUOTE]
Or a Weimeraner :3
[img]http://weimeranerpuppiesblog.com/files/weimaraner2.jpg[/img]
I'm sorry for your loss :frown:
[QUOTE=4Chan User;19238104]That's the exact same breed as my dog, 100% pedigree German Sheppard, she's a show dog too.
I've always wanted a male one though, they have (I believe) the 3rd largest penis out of every other type of dog, the Great Dane being the proud owner of the largest dick. I'd jizz just by touching the things, they're huge, their semen feels like a better lubricant too, it's not as oily.[/QUOTE]
Shut the hell up and stop trying to derail the thread.
[QUOTE=4Chan User;19238104]That's the exact same breed as my dog, 100% pedigree German Sheppard, she's a show dog too.
I've always wanted a male one though, they have (I believe) the 3rd largest penis out of every other type of dog, the Great Dane being the proud owner of the largest dick. I'd jizz just by touching the things, they're huge, their semen feels like a better lubricant too, it's not as oily.[/QUOTE]
wat :geno:
[QUOTE=Zatar963;19237478]
And my cousin has been accused for being a child molester. Buuut, his mum bailed him out of jail.
[/QUOTE]Testify against him
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;19238515]Shut the hell up and stop trying to derail the thread.[/QUOTE]
Keep on topic for the love of god, you goldie's need to grow the fuck up.
OP, when you say your Grandma kicked your cousin out of her house, is he going to get any further punishment, that is truly not enough.
I got a pug banner ad just now.
I think thats a sign your grandma should replace it with a pug.
[QUOTE=4Chan User;19238567]Keep on topic for the love of god, you goldie's need to grow the fuck up.
OP, when you say your Grandma kicked your cousin out of her house, is he going to get any further punishment, that is truly not enough.[/QUOTE]
Gold member has nothing to do with it, it's just what you're saying isn't funny what so ever and is just plain annoying.
:ohdear: if that happens to my beagle
My condolences, it really hurts when you lose a pet like that.
You're fucking loaded, what do you care, go buy yourself a mansion and a pack of fucking show dogs, quit whining also. Thanks.
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