[QUOTE=Flitchaye;20848880]More cushion for the pushin'.[/QUOTE]
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.
Put a choclate cake on your penis and just wait for the fun. :smug:
Funny, I have a fat guy staring at me.
go for it, what makes you think you ll ever have another chance
Tap that, it's the best that you can get.
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;20849575]Tap that, it's the best that you can get.[/QUOTE]
He's not going to tap her, she's going to pound him.
Go up to her and tell her she's a fatass who isn't loved.
Shoot her with a harpoon and sell her blubber to oil companies.
That'll teach her.
[QUOTE=meepugh;20849614]Go up to her and tell her she's a fatass who isn't loved.[/QUOTE]
really stupid but may work :byobear:
Stop holding your lunch in front of your face then.
She is going to eat you.
Ask 'er out.
I couldn't help but post this because i fucking lol'd [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYQ9pFLNk4[/media]
Blindfold her then put your dick in her mouth, and tell her its a hotdog
Well you have someone who is attracted in someway so that's good, but you have to tell her that you don't feel the same way.
[QUOTE=Cidem;20849722]Blindfold her then put your dick in her mouth, and tell her its a hotdog[/QUOTE]
And get it bitten clean off, good thinking mate.
[QUOTE=Cidem;20849722]Blindfold her then put your dick in her mouth, and tell her its a hotdog[/QUOTE]
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How to get your dick bitten off 101.[/I]
Throw a piece of cake out of the window and let her jump out after it. (if she can fit)
I hate fat people.
Avoid eye contact entirely, do not look her way.
Yeah this^ its likely you stare back at her when she stares, which could giver her the wrong impression.
I suggest you stop wearing that burger suite
Take her out. If she's only fat and not dog ugly you might have some fun. I bet she doesn't get much attention so I bet she'd show her gratitude (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).
PS. DO NOT offer to pay all of the check unless you are a rich man.
She is the size of a small planet though!
[QUOTE=cyclocius;20849065]Stick your dick in her trumpet and jizz down it.[/QUOTE]
Which would either fail, or blow it back onto his stomach area.
She's going to eat you.
[I][B]Run.[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=andersonmat;20852197]She's going to eat you.
[I][B]Run.[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
And she can't run, what a good idea!
Cover your dick in warm chocolate and seduce her.
Maybe she thinks you're ugly?
[QUOTE=Lozza is badass;20852561]And she can't run, what a good idea![/QUOTE]
She can't run [B]as fast[/B] as you. :smug:
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