Next time she glances over, take a picture of her. Then just yell out "it's for the shrine!". Done.
As Dannyboy said, she's gonna eat you. Get the hell outta there now.
A+ thread, would read again.
Stare back in a sexual way.
That'll tell her to back off.
Go up to her and eat something fatty slowly, lick it occasionally.
Then ask her why she was staring at you.
Stop staring into the mirror.
How'd you get her in bed?
Easy, it's a piece of cake.
What does she eat for lunch?
[QUOTE=Dmarine;20853424]As Dannyboy said, she's gonna eat you. Get the hell outta there now.[/QUOTE]
I agree, get out while you can, Now.
surround yourself in chairs and start touching yourself in the cafeteria
pics, now
[QUOTE=Lozza is badass;20848694]
In my school Music room, there is always this fat girl. She spends her lunchtimes eating and blowing trumpets.
.[/QUOTE]
get her to blow your trumpet
When in doubt, whip it out :smug:
[QUOTE=Elgrand;20850671]Take her out. If she's only fat and not dog ugly you might have some fun. I bet she doesn't get much attention so I bet she'd show her gratitude (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).
PS. DO NOT offer to pay all of the check unless you are a rich man.[/QUOTE]
i agree.
OP you're a 17 y.o guy with no gf & maybe not many IRL friends (u spend lunch in music room). a fat girl wants you. what else you got lined up? nothing? just do it. you never said she was ugly. she could lose weight with a bit of exercise ;-) maybe you could provide the exercise! she could be hot when she's older. make sure she's old enough before you do anything tho.
[b]She wants to eat you![/b]
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No more posts needed.... follow the song.
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