I... lost. But it was the best wank I've had in months.
God fucking damn, this is like storming the beaches of Normandy and everyone is getting shot to left and right of me.
I'm feeling paranoid. :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Rastaboy;17636350]You have a wife and your on FP?
Wow...:geno:[/QUOTE]
I hope that was just a joke. Because just because you can't get a girl doesn't mean being on Facepunch is the problem.
She stopped being a tease, thank fuck, so I'm probably okay for a while. I can maybe go up to about a week without squeezing the spice weasel, I just reeeeeeally hope she wouldn't be that evil.
You know, you could probably just fuck her.
That would save you a whole lot of trouble.
and probably create some if not careful
[QUOTE=Jayhawker30;17650962]You know, you could probably just fuck her.
That would save you a whole lot of trouble.[/QUOTE]
"-stopped being a tease-"
I did.
I was kinda vague but I thought I got the idea through, my bad.
Good job.
[QUOTE=RJ102;17651000]Good job.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I'm quite proud of something I did that I'd probably be doing every night if she hadn't had the opportunity to tease me through Facepunch.
Must. Not. Kill. Everyone.
i wish i could get a tease brooo
[QUOTE=RJ102;17651065]i wish i could get a tease brooo[/QUOTE]
Give me five dollars and I'll dance for you, big boy.
Crap, would've been good if I'd seen this before last night...
ah screw it...
I feel sorry for you guys. Be strong! Try not to think about that overwhelming urge to...
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;17651098]I feel sorry for you guys. Be strong! Try not to think about that overwhelming urge to...[/QUOTE]
-rub the genie's lamp?
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;17651098]I feel sorry for you guys. Be strong! Try not to think about that overwhelming urge to...[/QUOTE]
For Christ's sake man! Stop following me or I will get an internet restraining order against you, proxy's won't work.
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