[QUOTE=jack254;22545198]
4: if you usualy land on your face attempting a handstand, or are scared to do a handstand (edit, i dont mean a propper handstand- half a second and landing on your feet is enough)
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I'm perfectly fit and I can't do a handstand.
[QUOTE=EFG;22551493]I'm perfectly fit and I can't do a handstand.[/QUOTE]
then you're not perfectly fit
It's excusable if you're fat because of disease or whatever it was that made you fat.
I'm fat, but I'm never going to be thin, I am and always will be a bulky guy. I'm 6'3" broad shouldered, thick thighed. If I dropped a load of weight to skinny, I'd look plain weird. I'd like to lose a bit of the gut, but I don't want to be ripped. But I'm totally happy with who I am right now I got a great job, a nice place in a good part of England with great friends.
Why should I care what some prepubescent teenager thinks? :downs:
Well, my dad has brain cancer, and after the first surgery he had to rest a lot, and then the chemo made him pretty weak and tired, so he wasn't able to do much, and he gained quite a bit of weight from that. So yeah, I'd call that a fucking legitimate excuse, not that people owe you any kind of explanation for the way they are.
I'm fat and I can do 20-30 push ups.
[QUOTE]3: if your fat bounces noticably upon movement (fuck me for stating the obvious)[/QUOTE]
Only when I'm running then fat bounces.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22549644]And just like that my abdomen exploded into a hailstorm of fat chunks! I suddenly had six-pack abs, and a shiny new corvette with three hot women in the backseat!
Thanks, outside![/QUOTE]
Very clever, but I meant I made a habit of going outside and getting some exercise everyday.
The only reason I have gained some weight is because its a side effect of Zoloft.
Things like stress, meds, anxiety, etc are huge factors in weight. Even if you're exercising regularly, it's a lot harder to lose weight and easier to gain it.
Op types bad because his fingers are too fat and it hurts to move them too much so he skips over some parts of his sentence.
There is a line between having some fat and being obese, but they all have the right to live their lives how they want, healthy or not.
[QUOTE=Fat Joe;22545248]Thyroid problems.[/QUOTE]
Your username. :v:
I'm slightly obese/obese and can do a handstand and 10 pushups quite easily. I'm not doing anything to get "better" or losing weight, since I see no reason to do so. I'm not getting really picked on because of it or anything, and I'm not that fat that it'd cause health problems like cardiovascular issues.
Having asthma and being allergic to all pollen is a problem for my health though.
[QUOTE=Jake4545;22550379]ITT: A 15 year old kid brags about how fit he is.
Wait till you do puberty son.[/QUOTE]
1:i wouldent say brags, my fitness level is average. i know guys younger than me that look like they eat steroids like a cereal.
2: are you implying that 15 year olds havent "hit" puberty? WOW your school life must have failed
why do i care about fat people?
if gabe dies of a heart attack, activision will take over steam.
I used to be in good shape, I got diabetes around twelve. It's hard to lose stomach weight when you have you eat to keep your sugar up, and I have to do injections there too. Working on it though, any thing other than medical would be genetic though.
Who cares that people are fat it's their problem not ours, if they're happy with themselves or wanna do fuck-all about it who gives a shit it's not you.
[QUOTE=jack254;22565369]1:i wouldent say brags, my fitness level is average. i know guys younger than me that look like they eat steroids like a cereal.
2: are you implying that 15 year olds havent "hit" puberty? WOW your school life must have failed
why do i care about fat people?
if gabe dies of a heart attack, activision will take over steam.[/QUOTE]
Let's make a joke as a substitute for a legitimate reason which escapes me at the moment!
I just got by blackbelt in karate and I'm fyat.
Oh yeah, the reason why I don't want to be way too buff and good looking is because one day your girlfriend is going to cheat on you for a guy with a larger penis.
[QUOTE=Valtoire;22565680]Let's make a joke as a substitute for a legitimate reason which escapes me at the moment![/QUOTE]
firstly i dont like fat women,not only does this show she is lazy but its also ugly. (i assume girls feel the same way about fat guys, it probably bothers gays and lesbians too)
other than that its just like one of those "things". i could probably compare its creation to racism, its realy different, but at the same time its avoidable. fat people can loose weight, but white fuckers cant decide they are going to be Hispanic.
[QUOTE=jack254;22566088]firstly i dont like fat women,not only does this show she is lazy but its also ugly. (i assume girls feel the same way about fat guys, it probably bothers gays and lesbians too)
other than that its just like one of those "things". i could probably compare its creation to racism, its realy different, but at the same time its avoidable. fat people can loose weight, but white fuckers cant decide they are going to be Hispanic.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you're just fighting the women off with a stick.
You honestly couldn't be a terrified mid-pubescent teenager testing the waters of manliness now that he has a hit of pubic hair and a fuzzy beard.
[i]Accordingly, Jack's next post will be a lie[/i]
id like a fuzzy beard
[QUOTE=jack254;22566088]firstly i dont like fat women,not only does this show she is lazy but its also ugly. (i assume girls feel the same way about fat guys, it probably bothers gays and lesbians too)
other than that its just like one of those "things". i could probably compare its creation to racism, its realy different, but at the same time its avoidable. fat people can loose weight, but white fuckers cant decide they are going to be Hispanic.[/QUOTE]
These are all just YOUR opinions! Everyone has different preferences whether you agree with them or not, it doesn't matter! You're so fucking ignorant that you assume just because you feel that way and it's sometimes shown that way in the media, EVERYONE must agree with you! You only see it as a bad thing, and your preferences are perfectly okay, but you don't need to push them on everyone else, and tell people that they are wrong for the way they are, even if they are perfectly comfortable with it!
Fuck.
I met a guy who was very obese and that was because of steroid abuse.
Apparently he has no matabolism now
[QUOTE=Valtoire;22566308]These are all just YOUR opinions! Everyone has different preferences whether you agree with them or not, it doesn't matter! You're so fucking ignorant that you assume just because you feel that way and it's sometimes shown that way in the media, EVERYONE must agree with you! You only see it as a bad thing, and your preferences are perfectly okay, but you don't need to push them on everyone else, and tell people that they are wrong for the way they are, even if they are perfectly comfortable with it!
Fuck.[/QUOTE]
if Everyone agreed with me with everything-
there would be no wars
the media would completely change
there would be no relegion
corperations that use dirty tactics (ms, activision etc) wont exist
there would be no arguments
people would judge others more upon intelligence and environmental factors rather than genetic factors
no suicides,and most violence would be gone
to combat overpopulation, more condoms
foot ballers wont earn over 30,000 a year
lots of other good stuff, but even if there is stuff you dont agree with (people wouldnt be making music in the genres of rap, nor would there be bands or people making sales of looks not talent.)
you would change your opinion to suit, therefore all problems in the world will be gone
[QUOTE=Dashiel;22545444]I'm fat, deal w/it. No, the only reason I'm fat is years of being socially recluse due to severe bullying and developing a sweet tooth after that period.
Due to how little I moved when I was growing up my ankles have developed a lot of problems too, I can't walk for more than 5-10 minutes without them being in agony which stops me from doing any real cardio excercise. I'm on a diet though, losing the weight slowly.
I can still do around 20-30 push ups without stopping though so.. Meh. I've quite a bit of upper arm strength and most of my weight is carried in my legs and thighs (again, due to how little I've moved.)
The thing is, I've never eaten that much. I've always kept to 2-3 meals a day with very little-no snacking in between meals, it's just the large quantities of Soda and sweets I've consumed I 'reckon. January last year I was drinking around 5 cans of Soda a day, I don't drink any non-diet sodas lately though.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't drink diet pop if I were you. It has been proven to induce dementia and other brain problems from the chemicals that imitate sugar. Also, a pop may have 80 calories total, but have 40 grams of sugar which the sugar, if not burned, turns into fat.
[QUOTE=jack254;22566668]if Everyone agreed with me with everything-
there would be no wars
the media would completely change
there would be no relegion
corperations that use dirty tactics (ms, activision etc) wont exist
there would be no arguments
people would judge others more upon intelligence and environmental factors rather than genetic factors
no suicides,and most violence would be gone
to combat overpopulation, more condoms
foot ballers wont earn over 30,000 a year
lots of other good stuff, but even if there is stuff you dont agree with (people wouldnt be making music in the genres of rap, nor would there be bands or people making sales of looks not talent.)
you would change your opinion to suit, therefore all problems in the world will be gone[/QUOTE]
Upon that opinionated mess in which I guess you think all of your opinions are right, it seems like you're saying the world would be better off without fat people.
Of course, none of that matters because your response was entirely irrelevant to mine? Shit.
[QUOTE=Pappi_man;22555027]I'm fat and I can do 20-30 push ups.
Only when I'm running then fat bounces.[/QUOTE]
I'm not fat and can barely do ANY Push ups... Because I'm a lazy cunt.. I'm also tall as fuck... :v:
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[QUOTE=Ehmmett;22566822]There [I]may[/I] be excuses for being fat, but [B]there[/B] are no excuses for bad grammar.[/QUOTE]
[b]Dyslexia[/b]
Fool.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;22566822]There [I]may[/I] be excuses for being fat, but [B]there[/B] are no excuses for bad grammar.[/QUOTE]
yes there are. English is not everyones first language.Dont be so ignorant.
(There is also a thousand mental disorders, and the fact that this is the internet we are typing on.)
or i could be too fat to reach the keyboard properly.
[QUOTE=jack254;22566952]yes there are. English is not everyones first language.Dont be so [B]ignorant.[/B]
(There is also a thousand mental disorders, and the fact that this is the internet we are typing on.)
or i could be too fat to reach the keyboard properly.[/QUOTE]
[B]"Irony."[/B]
I don't do handstands because for one, I make a fool of myself doing them for like half of a second then falling, and once when I tried someone thought it would be funny to push me. Lucky for me I only got a small nose bleed instead of breaking my nose. My legs are strong from running and riding my bike up the hills that make up for the dirt roads around here, and my arms are pretty strong also yet I'm kind of fat.
Don't start hating on fat people because once they are fat, they have a hard time losing it.
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