Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7 - General

[QUOTE=TehWhale;32980170]stop using gyazo [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1439918/Pics/2011-10-26_1755.png[/img][/QUOTE] Gyazo is for lazy bastards like myself. Oh right it gets deleted. Is there an alternative like this? Quick uploads and stuff.

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;32742406]pedo story[/QUOTE] i got hard reading that

[QUOTE=Errorproxy;32985250]Gyazo is for lazy bastards like myself. Oh right it gets deleted. Is there an alternative like this? Quick uploads and stuff.[/QUOTE]Jing or ZScreen + Dropbox/ImgKK/Imgur/{Insert Image Host}

fluffy app is good too

Printscreen + anyhub.com.

[QUOTE=ZenX2;32985754]Printscreen + anyhub.com.[/QUOTE]Too slow. With Jing I hit a hotkey or select the sun, select region, click capture and it's automatically uploaded to where ever I want and the link added to my clipboard. [editline]26th October 2011[/editline] Jing also automatically selects windows to get the perfect capture, as well as can capture fullscreen.

No. All your methods are bad- use puush.

I just use Horobox. It's great.

I still poo my pants. (I'm 31 this month)

[QUOTE=Somebody_404;32988397]I still poo my pants. (I'm 31 this month)[/QUOTE] Beautiful.

Ironic avatar.

[QUOTE=Errorproxy;32985250]Gyazo is for lazy bastards like myself. Oh right it gets deleted. Is there an alternative like this? Quick uploads and stuff.[/QUOTE] I always use bookofjesus for stuff on the forums, it's pretty good, with lax rules.

I use the "cuts" tool on windows 7 + dropbox. Works flawlessly.

[QUOTE=Zenpod;32956507]Before anyone draws lines, No, It's not me[/QUOTE] It's not me either, totally not me.

[QUOTE=Somebody_404;32988397]I still poo my pants. (I'm 31 this month)[/QUOTE] "Facepunch [B]ANONYMOUS[/B] Confessional"

[QUOTE]About a year ago, me and a friend of mine were watching that Doctor Who episode 'Smith and Jones'. I made a joke that he should suck me. Anyway, we both decided to drink some beer and eat some Doritos, now my friend is quite the lightweight, so he said "So about me giving you head?", now I thought that he was joking, but he wasn't, he then started to caress me around the sides and then he unzipped my jeans and pulled them down to my ankles, he then started groping my crotch area. Then I got a hardon and then he pulled down my underpants. My penis throbbed with the power of a fresh erection. He then started tossing my penis gently with a Dorito dust covered hand, up and down and up and down and up and down... After about 30 seconds of this, he licked his lips and begin to lick my bell end, after it was moist enough, his Dorito dust lips sank down on my penis and his head began to oscillate more and more ferociously with every passing second. It was at this point that I finally realised that this was actually happening. I was watching Doctor Who at the same time. After 2 minutes I was beginning to enjoy this a lot. After about 6 more minutes, I could feel an ejaculation coming, I looked at him and told him that I was about to come, he sped up his sucking until I started to do that breathing in you do when you're about to ejaculate. I ejaculated in his mouth, it filled with semen he then got up and then we made out with all of my semen in his mouth, including the Dorito Cheesy flavour. Then we slept together that night in my bed, he didn't remember because he was so drunk, and he was confused as to why he was in my bed with me.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]When I was about 13 I had some problems and I needed to see a doctor. Anal rectum doctor to be more specific. So I went scared shitless and when the doctor came out, it was an old and fat woman. She got her gloves on and told me to lay down. Then she stuck a finger in my butt, not just a finger, her thick fat one. That's how I discovered anal fingering while fapping. No regrets.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I've only had one girlfriend before, and I didn't realize how unsightly she was because I was so desperate. We gradually got farther apart as the year went on. This summer, I met a girl at camp named Cameron that said I was funny, and pretty hot. She wasn't gorgeous but she had a great body, blonde hair, and to top it off, she was bisexual. My mind was going "JACKPOT" so I went for her as cool as could be. The last day of camp she hugged me and I asked for her number. She wrote it down with a heart and gave it to me. We stayed in contact for a while after that on Facebook, and talked about our mutual taste in music for the most part. I asked her if she wanted to hang out one day and she said she was sick. I was beginning to be feel a little down and maybe a bit suspicious of her actually liking me, even as a friend. A few weeks later her status was one of those dumb "Like for the truth is" things so I decided to like it, just because. She replied with "We should hang out sometime!" and my spirits were lifted. But when school started, everything changed. Cameron goes to a different school than I do, but it was easy to see how far downhill things were going. My friend apparently knows her better than I do, and he told me that she was a foul whore. I doubted his rude statement, but the first week of school what he said was confirmed. Cameron was completely ignoring me, even though I hardly ever talked to her. She was already flirting on Facebook, saying things like "sooo theres this boy i like". Next week? She was dating some guy. Knowing that my luck had run out, I filled out a phony love letter just for laughs. [url]http://i.imgur.com/sXQJf.jpg[/url] Did she ever reply to the image? Unfortunately, no. Was I sad things didn't go the way I wanted them to? Yup. In the end, do I really give a fuck? Hahahaha NOPE![/QUOTE]

First one is my dream

[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32997359]Knowing that my luck had run out, I filled out a phony love letter just for laughs. [url]http://i.imgur.com/sXQJf.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] Mmm.

[quote]About a year ago, me and a friend of mine were watching that Doctor Who episode 'Smith and Jones'. I made a joke that he should suck me. Anyway, we both decided to drink some beer and eat some Doritos, now my friend is quite the lightweight, so he said "So about me giving you head?", now I thought that he was joking, but he wasn't, he then started to caress me around the sides and then he unzipped my jeans and pulled them down to my ankles, he then started groping my crotch area. Then I got a hardon and then he pulled down my underpants. My penis throbbed with the power of a fresh erection. He then started tossing my penis gently with a Dorito dust covered hand, up and down and up and down and up and down... After about 30 seconds of this, he licked his lips and begin to lick my bell end, after it was moist enough, his Dorito dust lips sank down on my penis and his head began to oscillate more and more ferociously with every passing second. It was at this point that I finally realised that this was actually happening. I was watching Doctor Who at the same time. After 2 minutes I was beginning to enjoy this a lot. After about 6 more minutes, I could feel an ejaculation coming, I looked at him and told him that I was about to come, he sped up his sucking until I started to do that breathing in you do when you're about to ejaculate. I ejaculated in his mouth, it filled with semen he then got up and then we made out with all of my semen in his mouth, including the Dorito Cheesy flavour. Then we slept together that night in my bed, he didn't remember because he was so drunk, and he was confused as to why he was in my bed with me.[/quote] Weird boner initiated

[QUOTE=TehWhale;32985554]Jing or ZScreen + Dropbox/ImgKK/Imgur/{Insert Image Host}[/QUOTE] Cool dude. [editline]27th October 2011[/editline] Zscreen is pretty cool.

[QUOTE]In the end, do I really give a fuck? Hahahaha NOPE![/QUOTE] hahaha.. yeah right.

My dick has a bleach burn on it's side, refer to title for explanation.

[QUOTE=1chains1;33003164]My dick has a bleach burn on it's side, refer to title for explanation.[/QUOTE] No thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator.

[QUOTE=1chains1;33003164]My dick has a bleach burn on it's side, refer to title for explanation.[/QUOTE] Please, elaborate. I am curious to know how that could possibly happen.

[QUOTE=3picFail;33003753]Please, elaborate. I am curious to know how that could possibly happen.[/QUOTE] Presumably he fucked a bottle of bleach.

[QUOTE=3picFail;33003753]Please, elaborate. I am curious to know how that could possibly happen.[/QUOTE] He sticks his dick in just about everything, what else do you need to know?

Why you guys so reply?

First one from most recent batch has happened to me, although I didn't send that in. I dislike when people go "THIS ONE IS MINE LOL." Way to ruin the thread. It's Friday, hopefully there's a new batch up tonight, I want more gay shit.

fucking update

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