[QUOTE=Arcana;33019749]How can he update if there is nothing to post?[/QUOTE]
I know there is because my friend sent one in, I told him to over steam
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33026431]I know there is because my friend sent one in, I told him to over steam[/QUOTE]
"my friend"
[QUOTE=swampie;33030664]"my friend"[/QUOTE]
you sly dog you
She didn't answer you because you forgot to fill in one of the blanks AND because you added an adjective to ruby ores when you shouldn't have.
Dumbass.
what
[editline]29th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33030908]She didn't answer you because you forgot to fill in one of the blanks AND because you added an adjective to ruby ores when you shouldn't have.
Dumbass.[/QUOTE]
this thread is dying, come on people
facepunch ran out of pedophiles
[QUOTE]Well, first of all facepunch this is around my third confession since the virgin thread, v1.
During the night, i am incredibly lazy and when i wake up with a throbbing boner and have to piss, the difficulty of walking to the bathroom, and doing that awkward little position to fit your boner inside the toilet so you dont piss all over the wall is too much effort. One day i began pissing out of my window, and i keep leaving piss stains on the brick patio below, but i dont give a fuck.
During a swim meet last year, i went in the bathroom and watched porn to get a boner as a joke, and went out and swam my event with a raging hardon to see the officials response.
I took a shit in a rich guys mansion's mailbox, for no reason other than he is a different hierarchy in the social status than me.
My friend got drunk one night and passed out, so i teabagged his nose.
I got drunk one night and everyone drew dicks all over my face and im pretty sure i went home with 2 still on and talked to my parents.
Ive rode a bike off a highdive before, it was scary as fuck and i had to break into the pool to do it.
And im into rough sex, like hard anals because i like to hear a girls real orgasm sound or some moaning, nothing too bad.
I tried to fuck my teacher last year, and it didnt work, but i think i may still have an opening
and i am a complete asshole, and dick. I just had one of my good friends tell me this, in a good way to try and give me incentive to change, and im trying to. But the hard part is ienjoy being an asshole sometimes, and its hard to change what i have been for over a few years in a matter of days. fuck.
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[QUOTE]Well, for the sake of not letting the thread die I'm going to send something in. This is going to be more funny for you than it's going to be for me.
Once when I was a wee little lad, I had those worms which I can't remember the name off. You get them from scratching your butt to much, and they just result in more butt-scratching.
My mom found out I had them and she wanted to get rid off them. So she took an ear swab and put something on it, I'm not sure what, and she stuck it up my butt. This was in a bathrrom, but she didn't lock the door and my older brother would peak and laugh. I'm afraid my brother still remember deep down and someday he might remember it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You said in a post mid-way through the thread we cna PM these things in. Please delete this PM after you post it into the thread. Thank you.
For the longest time I have believed myself to be a psychopath. I fit all the classic signs. I feel no empathy. I feel no remorse. I feel no internal motivations or aspirations. I am simply, not there, as another author has put it.
I'm just going to make a list.
-I didn't cry or feel sad when my grandparents died, when my aunt hung herself, or when my dad died in a car accident.
-I've never tortured animals but it has taken me much restraint and self-control to avoid doing so. I find animals irritating.
-I have extreme trouble keeping promises and commitments. I don't know how many times I have displeased my family and the ones I call friends because of drug addictions. I also just plain enjoy it for the reactions I get. It's so arousing seeing expressions of shock and disgust and fear on people's faces. I think the funniest part is when they repeatedly allow me to do this, thinking, each time, that I've "changed." I guess the right words and knowing how to "fake it" can take you a long way.
-I am very good at deception and manipulation. Nobody knows. Nobody has the slightest idea of how I really am on the inside.
-I was abused and repeatedly raped by my older brother from a young age until I was ten, and then bullied at school. I think this is what shaped me into who I am today.
-I find myself thinking solipsistic thoughts frequently.
-My sexual fetishes are blood and guro and anything involving humiliation or forced removal of dignity from people.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]So here is my confession.....i live with my auntie and uncle, my auntie is 27....and well i'm sexually attracted to her.....i don't know why but i am and i don't know what to do. i'm 15 and i don't plan on telling her....Help me Facepunch?[/QUOTE]No
There's a Virgin thread?
Hah.
"You said in a post mid-way through the thread we cna PM these things in. Please delete this PM after you post it into the thread. Thank you.
For the longest time I have believed myself to be a psychopath. I fit all the classic signs. I feel no empathy. I feel no remorse. I feel no internal motivations or aspirations. I am simply, not there, as another author has put it.
I'm just going to make a list.
-I didn't cry or feel sad when my grandparents died, when my aunt hung herself, or when my dad died in a car accident.
-I've never tortured animals but it has taken me much restraint and self-control to avoid doing so. I find animals irritating.
-I have extreme trouble keeping promises and commitments. I don't know how many times I have displeased my family and the ones I call friends because of drug addictions. I also just plain enjoy it for the reactions I get. It's so arousing seeing expressions of shock and disgust and fear on people's faces. I think the funniest part is when they repeatedly allow me to do this, thinking, each time, that I've "changed." I guess the right words and knowing how to "fake it" can take you a long way.
-I am very good at deception and manipulation. Nobody knows. Nobody has the slightest idea of how I really am on the inside.
-I was abused and repeatedly raped by my older brother from a young age until I was ten, and then bullied at school. I think this is what shaped me into who I am today.
-I find myself thinking solipsistic thoughts frequently.
-My sexual fetishes are blood and guro and anything involving humiliation or forced removal of dignity from people."
It's obvious the abuse and bullying made you into this. Go see a therapist or psychiatrist or whatever.
When I was 14 I took my finger in my dogs ass, felt weird
[editline]31st October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Doome;33054141]When I was 14 I took my finger in my dogs ass, felt weird[/QUOTE]
I've banged a banana before.
I have wanked to Alyx Nude model.
I got herpes and I allways pop the red marks like zits.
I was gay once.
[QUOTE=Doome;33054141]When I was 14 I took my finger in my dogs ass, felt weird
[editline]31st October 2011[/editline]
I've banged a banana before.
I have wanked to Alyx Nude model.
I got herpes and I allways pop the red marks like zits.
I was gay once.[/QUOTE]
I think you're missing the point
[quote]You said in a post mid-way through the thread we cna PM these things in. Please delete this PM after you post it into the thread. Thank you.
For the longest time I have believed myself to be a psychopath. I fit all the classic signs. I feel no empathy. I feel no remorse. I feel no internal motivations or aspirations. I am simply, not there, as another author has put it.
I'm just going to make a list.
-I didn't cry or feel sad when my grandparents died, when my aunt hung herself, or when my dad died in a car accident.
-I've never tortured animals but it has taken me much restraint and self-control to avoid doing so. I find animals irritating.
-I have extreme trouble keeping promises and commitments. I don't know how many times I have displeased my family and the ones I call friends because of drug addictions. I also just plain enjoy it for the reactions I get. It's so arousing seeing expressions of shock and disgust and fear on people's faces. I think the funniest part is when they repeatedly allow me to do this, thinking, each time, that I've "changed." I guess the right words and knowing how to "fake it" can take you a long way.
-I am very good at deception and manipulation. Nobody knows. Nobody has the slightest idea of how I really am on the inside.
-I was abused and repeatedly raped by my older brother from a young age until I was ten, and then bullied at school. I think this is what shaped me into who I am today.
-I find myself thinking solipsistic thoughts frequently.
-My sexual fetishes are blood and guro and anything involving humiliation or forced removal of dignity from people.[/quote]
Wow, you're a fucking dick
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33054876]Wow, you're a fucking dick[/QUOTE]
I can't help but feel he basically just looked up the signs and causes of being a sociopath/psychopath and wrote a fabricated story that way, mainly because I don't want to know someone on Facepunch is actually like this.
Strangely, I didn't cry but still felt only a bit sad when my grandgrandmother passed out. Same goes for my Dog, I loved her a lot but still didn't feel any remorse in her death.
I'm also good at deception and manipulation and lie basically all the time and act unpredictable.
Does that mean i'm a psychopath? Since, if yes, that's fucking stupid, really.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;33057118]Strangely, I didn't cry but still felt only a bit sad when my grandgrandmother passed out. Same goes for my Dog, I loved her a lot but still didn't feel any remorse in her death.
I'm also good at deception and manipulation and lie basically all the time and act unpredictable.
Does that mean i'm a psychopath? Since, if yes, that's fucking stupid, really.[/QUOTE]You fit two of the signs of it, deception and lack of emotions.
[QUOTE]Hey Facepunch.
Ever meet a pacifist who thinks everyone deserves candy and no one deserves to die and all that hippie shit?
Ever meet a easily angered person who likes to yell at people for the smallest of problems and always look like they're on the brink of snapping and going apeshit?
Now imagine this: Putting those two types of people together.
You would get me if you did that.
I'm am the most passive aggressive person I know. I'd never fight back if someone were to beat me up in the street (I'd try to defend myself though). I'd never kill a man even if he was Hitler or Bin Laden or Hussein.
But I can be easily angered and I might not even show it. When I'm angered, a storm of sailor-with-tourette's-syndrome-on-fire goes on in my head.
Lemme give you an example:
Quite a few years ago, when my younger brother was about 8, he had bed wetting problems. And my mom thought it would be a good idea to give him positive feedback for not wetting the bed. So if he were to not wet the bed for a week, he'd get $5.
For a month: Go to Chuck E. Cheese's. What my mom didn't know is that this was turning my brother into a greedy kid. He easily got $5 over and over but never got to the point where he could go to Chuck E. Cheese's. Right near the end of a month, he was getting ready to buy some Lego or some shit, but was short a few bucks. He decided to go through my wallet and take all of the money (approx. $30). I nearly instantly knew it was him because he was pretty much announcing by this time "When I go to Chuck E. Cheese's, I want to stop at Toys R' Us to get [whatever the fuck it was here]". It was like he was planning his own birthday party. Now here's where the passive aggressive part kicks in.
Day 30. 4:00 AM. My alarm goes off. I get up, go into the kitchen, fill a bowl with hot water, go to my brother's room, put my brother's hand in the water and wait a few minutes. Then I pull back the covers to find that he has wet the bed big-time. Then I dry off his hand, pour the bowl out and make everything as it was before I got up. I go back to bed only to wake up 2 hours later to get ready for school. As I'm getting ready to go to school, my brother gets up and walks out of his room crying. He says some unintelligible things to my mom and she says back "Well, there's always next time bud."
Mission success.
That was a long example, but for about a year now I've been letting people walk all over me and I don't know why. FP, how can I get back in the swing of things? I miss the days where I can get revenge on people in a way where they don't even know it was me.[/QUOTE]
That's quite awesome, that little shit doesn't deserve lego.
[editline]1st November 2011[/editline]
Also, that's not passive aggressive.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33054539]I think you're missing the point[/QUOTE]
I think [b]you're[/b] missing the point, [b]man[/b].
[QUOTE=Doome;33054141]
I've banged a banana before.[/QUOTE]The Amazing Atheist?
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;33067414]The Amazing Atheist?[/QUOTE]
I think he handled that particularly well, actually.
[editline]1st November 2011[/editline]
Not the banana, the incident itself.
[QUOTE=Octave;33066030]You fit two of the signs of it, deception and lack of emotions.[/QUOTE]
Sounds more sociopathic to me.
[quote]and i am a complete asshole, and dick. I just had one of my good friends tell me this, in a good way to try and give me incentive to change, and im trying to. But the hard part is ienjoy being an asshole sometimes, and its hard to change what i have been for over a few years in a matter of days. fuck.[/quote]
OK that one is DEFINITELY Maverick.
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;33068824]Sounds more sociopathic to me.[/QUOTE]
It's the same thing just different names for it. They keep changing what they call it due to serial killers being called sociopathic, psycopathic, etc. Most people who are like that never kill someone, let alone many people. So they've gone from psycopathic to sociopathic to antisocial personality disorder to try to prevent those serial killer connotations.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;33071840]It's the same thing just different names for it. They keep changing what they call it due to serial killers being called sociopathic, psycopathic, etc. Most people who are like that never kill someone, let alone many people. So they've gone from psycopathic to sociopathic to antisocial personality disorder to try to prevent those serial killer connotations.[/QUOTE]
Psychopathy and sociopathy are terms related to ASPD. ASPD replaced psychopathy as a diagnosis in the DSM but the terms are not identical. Psychopathy is now (like sociopathy) usually seen as a subset of ASPD.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder#Psychopathy_and_sociopathy[/url]
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