[QUOTE=notebook_holder;33293076]The thread is really fascinating. I wonder what Psychiatrist would think of all this.[/QUOTE][i]"Dear god, who gave these children internet access?!"[/i]
[QUOTE=Chessnut;33293113]He'd be overwhelmed.[/QUOTE]Seems like another day on the internet to me.
[QUOTE=third nipple;33290700]gay nerd bitch[/QUOTE]
Now that I've realized it my school is basically filled with Dougs.
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Hey o! Its me the wasp guy :D here to enlighten you and whoever reads this with a story
In 9th grade (in college now) I had an art class with my 2 of my friends and I was introduced to one of their friends who happened to be a girl(This is before something explainable happened and I was still a fun guy to hang around with). We seemed to like similar things we both seemed to be pervy and everything. Most of the days in art class we just spent the time trying to grab each other crotches and me trying to grab her boobs, this was in front of everyone even the teacher yet no one ever called us on it. She looked nice, nice brown hair clear skin as white as snow she was very beautiful girl. At the time I didn't like her and we kept this up for the year in art, then next year I decided to tell her that I liked her. Oh god did that end badly, instead of telling me no she wrote an essay basically telling me no over and over and over.. It threw me into a depression for a week then it surfaced that she was part of some sexting thing and I suddenly became glad she didn't like me and I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore. The best part is that I was sitting next to the person that sext was sent to in math class (it kinda was a threat saying :"I'll show everyone this ect ect ect really stereotypical highschool stuff) none the less every guy in our math class saw it and is still probably in our memories, I don't believe in karma but man if ain't that it I don't know what it was.
Fast forward to where we are now I've become a very apathetic misanthropic person. Then one day over the recent summer me and my friend received news that the same girl that I liked, her dad died in motorcycle accident. My friend was appalled by it I was overwhelmed with joy, but of course I made it seem I was concerned at the moment with people around. But when I went into the bathroom I locked the door and smiled, that smile was one of a kind it gave me so much joy. Go three days down the road and the same friend told me she tried to commit suicide but failed, once again I was filled with such a joy its incomprehensible, I would have been happy to know that she died but knowing she failed at that and now has to live the rest of her life with that hanging over her head.She is now a sad depressing mess of a junkie and I couldn't be happier. The joy I had those days were incredible...
That's all I have for now, once again comment on whatever you see fit say whatever you want.
Cheers mate![/QUOTE]
Wow..that is really fucked up. Seriously, how the fuck does the the knowledge of someone loosing their father, and then trying to kill themselves out of grief bring you joy? Especially just cause she refused to go out with you (Sure she was harsh, but still.) As Oogla said get over that grudge you have and realize how much of a dick it makes you.
[quote]Once i've fap thinking about my 9 years old sister, i'm 20[/quote]
damn
[quote]
Hey o! Its me the wasp guy :D here to enlighten you and whoever reads this with a story
In 9th grade (in college now) I had an art class with my 2 of my friends and I was introduced to one of their friends who happened to be a girl(This is before something explainable happened and I was still a fun guy to hang around with). We seemed to like similar things we both seemed to be pervy and everything. Most of the days in art class we just spent the time trying to grab each other crotches and me trying to grab her boobs, this was in front of everyone even the teacher yet no one ever called us on it. She looked nice, nice brown hair clear skin as white as snow she was very beautiful girl. At the time I didn't like her and we kept this up for the year in art, then next year I decided to tell her that I liked her. Oh god did that end badly, instead of telling me no she wrote an essay basically telling me no over and over and over.. It threw me into a depression for a week then it surfaced that she was part of some sexting thing and I suddenly became glad she didn't like me and I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore. The best part is that I was sitting next to the person that sext was sent to in math class (it kinda was a threat saying :"I'll show everyone this ect ect ect really stereotypical highschool stuff) none the less every guy in our math class saw it and is still probably in our memories, I don't believe in karma but man if ain't that it I don't know what it was.
Fast forward to where we are now I've become a very apathetic misanthropic person. Then one day over the recent summer me and my friend received news that the same girl that I liked, her dad died in motorcycle accident. My friend was appalled by it I was overwhelmed with joy, but of course I made it seem I was concerned at the moment with people around. But when I went into the bathroom I locked the door and smiled, that smile was one of a kind it gave me so much joy. Go three days down the road and the same friend told me she tried to commit suicide but failed, once again I was filled with such a joy its incomprehensible, I would have been happy to know that she died but knowing she failed at that and now has to live the rest of her life with that hanging over her head.She is now a sad depressing mess of a junkie and I couldn't be happier. The joy I had those days were incredible...
That's all I have for now, once again comment on whatever you see fit say whatever you want.
Cheers mate![/quote]
Oh lolololololol
MAI QUASI HIGHSCHOOL GF FROM WHEN I WUZ 14 TURNED ME DOWN ;___;
Now fucking at least 5 years later I hate her because she sent a nude pic to someone in highschool. I am now overjoyed at the death of someone completely unrelated to this incident.
Your logic is so amazing if you were here I'd give you a commendation, neigh, a medal.
I don't know if you are just really really really angsty or if you are actually sociopathic (the wasp thing I don't consider sociopathic because wasps are complete fuckwits and deserve the worst) but all I can say is that you need to see a psychologist and/or learn how to get over things.
Cheers mate!
[QUOTE=iwork3daysaweek;33294613]Oh lolololololol
MAI QUASI HIGHSCHOOL GF FROM WHEN I WUZ 14 TURNED ME DOWN ;___;
Now fucking at least 5 years later I hate her because she sent a nude pic to someone in highschool. I am now overjoyed at the death of someone completely unrelated to this incident.
Your logic is so amazing if you were here I'd give you a commendation, neigh, a medal.
I don't know if you are just really really really angsty or if you are actually sociopathic (the wasp thing I don't consider sociopathic because wasps are complete fuckwits and deserve the worst) but all I can say is that you need to see a psychologist and/or learn how to get over things.
Cheers mate![/QUOTE]
> Doesn't know how to be XenocideBot
[QUOTE=iwork3daysaweek;33294613]Oh lolololololol
MAI QUASI HIGHSCHOOL GF FROM WHEN I WUZ 14 TURNED ME DOWN ;___;
Now fucking at least 5 years later I hate her because she sent a nude pic to someone in highschool. I am now overjoyed at the death of someone completely unrelated to this incident.
Your logic is so amazing if you were here I'd give you a commendation, neigh, a medal.
I don't know if you are just really really really angsty or if you are actually sociopathic (the wasp thing I don't consider sociopathic because wasps are complete fuckwits and deserve the worst) but all I can say is that you need to see a psychologist and/or learn how to get over things.
Cheers mate![/QUOTE]
I agree. And dude, if you believe in karma--Karma is probably gonna killhaul your ass with two semi-trucks and then someone is going to laugh and be filled with glee at YOUR death.
Hahaha this wasp guy is great, I like hearing what people think of him.
[QUOTE]hey bro I just wanna say that I am a closet brony
As of 5-6 months I've been fucking around with EQD and fimfiction.net
since I can't think up a way to describe/explain what I do, here goes:
-I've watched most of the episodes
-I read porn fanfics w/ loud orchestrally dramatic soundtracks playing, and I often use ATTS to read em for me. Fun shit.
-I'm only 12, but I somehow managed to master the basics of the english language ( I am a gay mexican nig living in some faggy thirld world country ) and I love rap music even tho I'm the whitest kid in class
and uhm yeah that's it
OH
-I also browse rule 34 for MLP pictures to turn into sprays so I can annoy the fuck out of people in src games
and yeah uhm that's about it I guess
also I'd like all those show-off 'bronies' to fuck off. Shit's gay n you shouldn't be telling the whole world about your horse fucking fetish
AND ALSO I have never obtained a boner from reading/watching/doing any pony related shit
I had a boner once and when I went to check for r34 sprays my boner went fucking limp. ( and I had to piss afterwards. )
so yeah there you go. BTW I got perma'd for posting dog porn. Could I get unban'd? I'd really like to get back to lurking without being forced to uhm, you know, shit.[/QUOTE]
Dude! use Microsoft Sam instead of ATTS.
[quote]Hey o! Its me the wasp guy :D here to enlighten you and whoever reads this with a story
In 9th grade (in college now) I had an art class with my 2 of my friends and I was introduced to one of their friends who happened to be a girl(This is before something explainable happened and I was still a fun guy to hang around with). We seemed to like similar things we both seemed to be pervy and everything. Most of the days in art class we just spent the time trying to grab each other crotches and me trying to grab her boobs, this was in front of everyone even the teacher yet no one ever called us on it. She looked nice, nice brown hair clear skin as white as snow she was very beautiful girl. At the time I didn't like her and we kept this up for the year in art, then next year I decided to tell her that I liked her. Oh god did that end badly, instead of telling me no she wrote an essay basically telling me no over and over and over.. It threw me into a depression for a week then it surfaced that she was part of some sexting thing and I suddenly became glad she didn't like me and I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore. The best part is that I was sitting next to the person that sext was sent to in math class (it kinda was a threat saying :"I'll show everyone this ect ect ect really stereotypical highschool stuff) none the less every guy in our math class saw it and is still probably in our memories, I don't believe in karma but man if ain't that it I don't know what it was.
Fast forward to where we are now I've become a very apathetic misanthropic person. Then one day over the recent summer me and my friend received news that the same girl that I liked, her dad died in motorcycle accident. My friend was appalled by it I was overwhelmed with joy, but of course I made it seem I was concerned at the moment with people around. But when I went into the bathroom I locked the door and smiled, that smile was one of a kind it gave me so much joy. Go three days down the road and the same friend told me she tried to commit suicide but failed, once again I was filled with such a joy its incomprehensible, I would have been happy to know that she died but knowing she failed at that and now has to live the rest of her life with that hanging over her head.She is now a sad depressing mess of a junkie and I couldn't be happier. The joy I had those days were incredible...
That's all I have for now, once again comment on whatever you see fit say whatever you want.
Cheers mate![/quote]
"Hey wanna go on a date sometime?"
"No thanks."
"FUCK YOU SLUT WHORE I'M GONNA LAUGH WHEN YOUR PARENTS DIE!"
[QUOTE=Slowbro;33303022]"Hey wanna go on a date sometime?"
"No thanks."
"FUCK YOU SLUT WHORE I'M GONNA LAUGH WHEN YOUR PARENTS DIE!"[/QUOTE]
I thought this reaction was normal... :rolleyes:
I think what a bunch of people don't get is burning bridges won't get you anywhere.
[QUOTE]also I'd like all those show-off 'bronies' to fuck off. Shit's gay n you shouldn't be telling the whole world about your horse fucking fetish
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32836131]This is surprisingly common[/QUOTE]
-snip-
I suddenly feel like my life is a little bit less fucked up.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;33305804]I think what a bunch of people don't get is burning bridges won't get you anywhere.[/QUOTE]
Apart from the warmth of the fire.
And possibly roasted marshmallows.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33316265]Apart from the warmth of the fire.
And possibly roasted marshmallows.[/QUOTE]
Deep, man.
Confessions!
[QUOTE]Yeah, time for mine.
I've always wanted to finger my currently 9-year old female cousin. I'm 16. I have no interests in CP, but she is something special that simply makes me wanna bang her. Probably all those incest stories I read. I like incest and even jerk off to these kind of stories. But I'd never try it, seeing as all my relatives are pretty ugly, except for my cousin. I always dreamed that sometime we two would be jerking each other off...
Because of my foot fetish, I always, whenever I go to her house, rub my bare feet against her's. It gets me so hard I pre-cum. Surprisingly, no other feet can do that. Maybe because I stayed a lot with her or something (first 4 grades of my school).
Another adventure would be that I tried to fuck her in the ass. When I was in the 1st of 2nd grade. She was small and barely talked and I was inexperienced as fuck when it came to sex. I tried sticking my lil' penis in her ass, but because I wasn't hard, I ended up doing nothing. So I quit
One more adventure would be that at some point we French Kissed. Same lack of experience, only tried it because I saw two people on HBO kissing in the most explicit way possible (showing their tongue). Felt good, but it pretty much ruined my surprise of the first kiss (which was ruined originally by a girl I liked in the 1st grade, also felt good). It only lasted a day, but only because my grandma, which was sitting at home with us, told us it wasn't hygienic to kiss each other's mouth.
I also fap to mostly anything I find on 4chan when I really wanna fap. Don't feel guilty in any way because of that.
Speaking of that, I also had a wank buddy, or whatever you call it in the 8th grade. We used to visit each other regularly (mostly I visited him) and in the night we used to wank each other and eventually suck our dicks. Now we fought over some stupid reason and we don't talk anymore. Luckily I can compensate by sucking my own dick, which feels incredible. The first time I sucked him off I felt pretty guilty afterwards and swore I'd never do it again, but since then I changed my beliefs and now I'm okay with that. I even dream sometimes what would it be to do this to one of my high school colleagues.
All in all, I feel pretty bad for trying to ruin my cousin's childhood, but I was reckless and didn't knew...
Now, a question for you, Facepunch:
If I were to go to a priest to forgive my sins mentioned above, do you think he'd be surprised/shocked to find out about my affairs? I've always been told that they have heard all thee is to hear, but I sometimes doubt it. I'm asking you, because I can't talk shit like this in real life, otherwise I'd be considered a weirdo and a freak and then I'd have no friends. Even so I'm not pretty sociable, so losing my current ones would be harsh for me. Thanks for reading this far and thanks for letting me get this off my soul, even if it is anonymously.
Hope you post this as soon as you get it![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I’m only attracted to girls that wear glasses. I tell my friends that big boobs or fat asses don’t turn me on, but thick lenses do. I have normal eyesight myself. It’s pretty weird. I’ve only had one girlfriend for this very reason. I have a small sample of girls to choose from, and of that sample, it’s hard to find a girl who would like an overweight chap like myself back. Now I will admit there is more than just the glasses. I mean I wouldn’t want to date a total bitch. But unless she’s wearing glasses she doesn’t even really register as being a girl to me.
And here’s the obligatory “gay experience” confession, though I’ve never actually had an experience. However, a gay friend of mine from high school that I haven’t talked to in a few years because he pretty much stopped hanging out with me a couple years after high school because he ditched all his high school friends to exclusively hang out with all of his gay / artsy friends has recently become the object of sexual fantasies for me. It’s strange because I’ve never felt this way about any other guy and gay porn doesn’t get me hard. But thinking about him in sexual ways does. We are still facebook friends and I’m tempted to tell him how I’ve been feeling, but at the same time I think if I ever did tell him how I’ve been feeling, I might suddenly stop feeling that way, like it only turns me on right now because its naughty or some bullshit.
But at the same time, because of how absurdly particular I am with girls, maybe I’m a closet gay but I think I would have figured it out by now at the age of 25. I do like me some girls with glasses though.[/QUOTE] Being bi is always a possibility, you know?
[QUOTE]I've been reading these confessions for the longest time now, and now I've come to something that really kind of bothers me. I'm an actor, I like to think of myself spectacular at improvisational acting. However, this does come with a bit of a plus, it's easy to manipulate my disposition, so I can pretend that I feel a certain way, very easily. Almost as if it comes, too naturally. I enjoy doing plays and such, but me being disingenuous is dangerously common. The fact that a lot of people believe me on things is inane, I pretty much have a 100% success rate if I'm told to lie about something and keep a straight face, or if I "want" to "feel" anger, or happiness, or love. I don't really "feel" anything anymore, as if I'm detached from the world, so basically I choose how I want to feel about a situation then act as if I did have feelings. I lost this drive at least three years ago. I feel like I'm supposed to live but I'm not truly conscious, or normal. I don't want to bring this to a psychiatrist or anything, anyone care to diagnose?[/QUOTE] Get more sleep. Chill. Do things you like. Relax. I wouldn't get to crazy about this, I feel the same way too sometimes. I'll do the classic parental quote here "It's all part of growing up."
[QUOTE]Hay, I am actually not ''The wasp guy" but I have to confess that the things he has done I can very much relate to.
I have always gained emense happyness from the pain of people when they hurt/betray me. I also have a very serious blood lust when I have a mixture of anger and sadness.
One time when one of my best friends betrayed me I held it in and started to get sick. Fast forward 5 hours after and I broke out laughing while crying and laying on my bed and I couldn't stop imagining him cut and destroyed. I also had a heavy desire to watch people be cut, it seemed euphoric. I am also very desensitized to any gore or emotions. Gore just doesnt phase me at all anymore, we are simply meat.
-Love sexually used by his friends guy.[/QUOTE] Still not very nice to think of your friend like that. How would you feel if that actually happened to him? How do you think society would react?
[QUOTE]When I was around ten years old, I had a friend. He wasn't really a friend. He ridiculed me with his friends(who were all women, mind you) at school. Fun fact; he thought penis was prounounced as "pen-iss", pen as in the writing tool. I told him it was pee-niss and he called me a dumbass. Anyways, this kid asked if he could come to my house. I had never had a real friend who asked to come to my home before, so I was thrilled and said yes. My parents were also proud I had made a friend. We did some immature shit that I'm not proud of. At the time, our family owned a large trampoline in the back yard. We would often play on that. There was a game we would play that involved jumping at each other with our pelvises out, like our dicks were attracted to each other. It didn't seem gay at the time.
He slept over a few times, too. Reading about other confessions of boyhood love and experimenting, I am surprised we didn't do anything sexually. He just acted really gay and I went along with it. My entire family thought I was gay afterwards. Turns out that kid is gay now, and severely depressed after his father passed away. It's a shame. He may have had some other issues as well.
My childhood friendships were pretty awful. It turns out people thought it was funny I was doing immature sexual jokes and shit, and I mistook that as friendship. As a side effect, I'm very distant with my current friends. I'd like to think I am respectful, responsible, and mature; I just hope nobody remembers what I was like back then. People can change a lot since they were kids.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Sup, guys.
Alright, so I know I've told you all great stories in the past, but there's a couple I've never really mentioned anything about. I try not to think about shit like this as it goes completely against my mental image of myself. I'm getting really uneasy typing this right now, I'm getting fucking goosebumps on my arms.
Back when I was a kid, I had a really cool friend named Josh. Me and Josh used to chill all the time, whenever we were at school or home we were pretty much together. Once in a while my dad would shoot us shifty looks, but I never really thought about it all that much being as young as I was. Looking back on it now I really hope he doesn't remember anything about Josh.
One time at school, Josh and I had just gotten out for recess and we raced to the bathroom. We used to stand 3 or 4 feet away from the urinal in an attempt to see who had the best aim. I have a kind of small dick, always have. Nowadays I just take viagra or some other supplement so condoms fit more naturally on my dick. It's a problem at times because when I'm drunk I forget to take the fucking pill or pump myself up first and the condom slides off. So anyways, Josh and I drop our shorts and take aim. I start first, my stream arcing beautifully across the room and splashing into the bowl. I'm laughing at my success as I look over to see how Josh's arc is doing, and before I was able to turn my head all the way he'd dropped to his knees and stuck my dick in his mouth.
I remember a ripple of pure horror as the sensation dawned on me, spreading across my whole body like some gayflame. Instant panic overtook me, and I reached down and grabbed Josh's head by his hair. During the struggle I accidentally forced him down harder, and much to my surprise, it felt...
Well, it felt pretty damn good.
I made josh stop after that, but time and time again the incident comes back to haunt me. Whenever I'm in a locker room or hitting on a girl I get the image of him looking up at me. I try really hard not to think about it, and do everything I can to distract myself from it. It's caused me to become overly confident; I fuck tons of girls, but less than I wish I could, and a lot less than I say I do, but it really helps me forget about that shit.
Moral of the story: don't let your gay shit in your past turn you into a faggot. I'm straight as fuck and proud.[/QUOTE] I'll do this as a disclaimer on behalf of this poster : "BUT THERE ISN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY"
[QUOTE]Okay, quick addendum to my previous one (the one about inflation and stuff)
The Human Centipede is pretty much fap material for me. Especially no. 2 (it has a bit where each person is given laxative & they uh, explode into each other).
I often think about how I would like to kill someone. For men I would just use hand-to-hand weapons or firearms, my favourites are ways in which I would kill women. I think it would be awesome if some victim's ass were plugged up then have her filled with gas until her intestines rupture, then eventually her guts explode in a bloody mess. For extra fun, inflate her from both ends. Maybe even inject gas into her legs and arms.
Messy explosions with gibs are really appealing.[/QUOTE] "gibs"? You've been playing too many video games, son.
Ryu-Gi sent that last one in
Either that or Mikfoz, he made a thread back in '10 about how he would kill someone
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33323864]Ryu-Gi sent that last one in
Either that or Mikfoz, he made a thread back in '10 about how he would kill someone[/QUOTE]
Don't break the rules, bro. It's not very nice to try to guess who wrote them.
Ryu-Gi was permabanned in 09
Mikfoz left in 08
I'd send a confession, but I haven't done any weird shit in my life, so it'd be boring :v:
[QUOTE=Wilford Brimley;33323912]Ryu-Gi was permabanned in 09
Mikfoz left in 08[/QUOTE]
Didn't Mikfoz come back recently for a week or two?
No idea
[QUOTE=Fartbomb222;33323971]I'd send a confession, but I haven't done any weird shit in my life, so it'd be boring :v:[/QUOTE]
Then go light your neighbor on fire and send that in [I]Anonymously [/I].
To make things easier for people who are too lazy to make fake email adresses: [URL]http://www.sendanonymousemail.net/[/URL] send a one off email. Go on, get your homophobic yet homosexual experiences in for the op
[quote]I fuck tons of girls, but less than I wish I could, and a lot less than I say I do, but it really helps me forget about that shit.[/quote]
I'm no psychologist but I'd say if that's true you're overcompensating for getting sucked off by a guy and liking it.
[QUOTE]gayflame[/QUOTE]
Should be in the dictionary.
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