[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;33401839]Fucking wow, you contemplated/attempted suicide because you got a stupid DUI?? Seriously? That's weak dude. That is not the end of the world and its sad you attempted to end your life because you simply couldn't drive for a few months.
You cost your mom money boo hoo. Parents who are worth their shit love their kids no matter what, you don't go into parenting expecting NOT to have to clean up your kids' shit. They do it when you are a baby changing your diaper and they do it when you are a teenager and make mistakes and you can't pay for it. Making a mistake like that is nothing in the long run and is no reason you should end your life.[/QUOTE]
Fucking agreed, I know a guy who's son is in a prison in a foreign country, just so his son can survive the 10yr jail sentence for drug trafficking he's paying £10,000 per year. His son isnt trying to kill himself.
Suicide for a first world problem is weak.
I used to eat dirt when I was a kid and I didn't think poo was any different so sometimes I would eat dog poo if I found it in the park, or if I was in my yard with my dogs and it was just there. It wasn't any kind of urge, it was just kind of, there's nothing else to do so why not.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
Alright now, that's not funny. That said anonymous confessional. This isn't anonymous at all you dick.
How did iit taste?
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;33412979]Ignoring all else, this is true. A friend of mine died recently (natural causes) and his funeral + burial cost 7k.[/QUOTE]
Psssh, that's nothing. He's worried because of the emotional burden he put on his mom because of all the money trouble... Just think of how she would feel if she lost a son.
[QUOTE=JDB;33413380]Jesus christ this isnt the I got mommy love problems so I cut myself thread[/QUOTE]
Damn man. Just because your parents hate you, probably because they didn't raise you right, doesn't mean you can shit all over everyone else's parade.
[QUOTE]I'm the story dude that thought it was a problem. I'm writing the story now, and with feedback from the only person I trust with it, it think it's pretty good so far, but obviously that's not thread worthy.
I'm a closet racist to Indians.
but that's not all!
I'm a closet weaboo only because i'm always surrounded by people who think anime is shit. I really want to watch anime and all that stuff and do weaboo shit but I have 2 faggot brothers and parents that don't expect this sort of stuff to come from me. If I even hint that I like anime, my brothers would probably hate me forever and my parents will be ashamed of me. Even in school there are no weaboos. Sure there are Japanese students, but they detest anime too.
i just want my anime man :([/QUOTE] You can watch your anime, it
[QUOTE]Right, so fuckin' here is my confession.
(also i sent this again because i wasn't sure if it was recived.)
Through youtube suggestions i went from 1 artist to loads others and found Mayhem now, i don't judge a book by it's cover what with the anthropomorphic shark as the thumb, but anyway fuckin' i listen to loads of genre's so usually i give a couple of songs before i class them as good or bad, now i found this artist good, under personal taste but, it's the fan base, god damn, i know every fan base has shit, more-so than others. and the graphic artist is pretty good, so i decided to get this [url=http://www.redbubble.com/people/psurg/works/4232860-psurg-logo?c=44447-psurg-design&p=t-shirt]t-shirt[/url] ( I love the design of it) But fucking hell, seriously, are people this damn retarded/idiotic as to parade their sexual fetish's as a lifestyle it's absolutely retarded and i hope they grow up and relize how god damn retarded they once were, so yeah, i'm ashamed to like something because of the fans.
I posted my sisters e-mail, facebook, youtube and phone number on 4chan once when i was pissed off at her, I felt as if i had gotten my revenge, she was crying and the like.
I also did the same above with a friend, yet no one has ever known it was me.
Personally i felt as if the furry sub forum should have stayed, just out of sight, like the oify, that said there are some fucking talented anthro artists out there.
TWBT should never have had existed in the first-place, and i'm ashamed i got a hard on whilst in there, but it went too far + the R34 thread is more than enough.
Also i broke my dad's monitor once, never told him i feel fucking guilty for that.
I know it's not Controversial in any way or form but the more the merrier right, and a little content can't hurt, right.
Oh, i also used to play a game at the local pool, swim underwater and use your feet to "knock" off womens wear, one who knocked any off got a free snack or drink from each of us, done 2 girls once, fucking brilliant, no greater feeling in the world knowing you've just made a girl flash the pool and them not being able to blame you because of crowded pools.
To reiterate on the above thing it was usually in the 3-4 meter deep part of the pool, we'd swim near the surface sporadically and then dive down behind someone just catching the back of the bikini, pure genious, we'd be down the bottom by the time anyway.
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Sounds like a shit game to be in, you wouldn't be able to see the nudity.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;33439175]I'm a closet weaboo only because i'm always surrounded by people who think anime is shit. I really want to watch anime and all that stuff and do weaboo shit but I have 2 faggot brothers and parents that don't expect this sort of stuff to come from me. If I even hint that I like anime, my brothers would probably hate me forever and my parents will be ashamed of me. Even in school there are no weaboos. Sure there are Japanese students, but they detest anime too.
i just want my anime man :([/QUOTE]
Who really cares what they think of it? If you want to watch anime then watch it. It's not like you watching anime hurts them or anything...
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;33439175]TWBT should never have had existed in the first-place, and i'm ashamed i got a hard on whilst in there, but it went too far + the R34 thread is more than enough.[/QUOTE]
The thread was just fine until everyone started having their private chatrooms and shit and acting like creeps. Especially since a lot of the stuff being posted wouldn't fit in any of the other porn threads.
I think Facepunch is running out of confessions, the last batch only contained 2.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33449830]I think Facepunch is running out of confessions, the last batch only contained 2.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the info, I don't think anybody noticed.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;33428930]I used to eat dirt when I was a kid and I didn't think poo was any different so sometimes I would eat dog poo if I found it in the park, or if I was in my yard with my dogs and it was just there. It wasn't any kind of urge, it was just kind of, there's nothing else to do so why not.
[editline]25th November 2011[/editline]
Alright now, that's not funny. That said anonymous confessional. This isn't anonymous at all you dick.[/QUOTE]
Well, at least you can honestly claim that something "tastes like shit".
TWBT?
Someone refresh my memory.
The weirdest boner thread. I followed it for a while for the same reasons as the Rule 34 thread. So many hilarious things in there.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33453520]The weirdest boner thread. I followed it for a while for the same reasons as the Rule 34 thread. So many hilarious things in there.[/QUOTE]
Like the child porn?
Yeah, that was hilarious!
wait what?
The whole thing developed into a cicle-jerk. Literally. They started doing camshows for eachother, posting pictures of their dicks, etc. etc. Some of them were underage in some countries.
To be fair, it was only like two people who did it. Everyone else acted normally. [sp]or at least as normal as you can be in a thread about weird porn :v: [/sp]
Chickens! dick. That was in there somewhere.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33461745]Chickens! dick. That was in there somewhere.[/QUOTE]
OH THE HORROR.
you know, i never saw chickens again. what a shame, he was a good poster
[url=http://www.leetchan.org][b]LEET. TACTICAL. GAMING.[/b][/url]
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[i] marl, xx aryan pride xx, savetheinternet, ROBERT "robbie" DOE, boris, moe, mao, quintosh & daspp[/i]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33461979]you know, i never saw chickens again. what a shame, he was a good poster[/QUOTE]
Have you been living under a rock?
Apprently, he never showed up at lmao pics agagin.
It was Chickens! and... Metanar, I think?
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33463266]It was Chickens! and... Metanar, I think?[/QUOTE]
From what I remember, Metanar never posted nudes
Although I would like a new 'Weirdest boner' thread, but without the chatrooms and people posting pictures of themselves, especially Chickens! (:argh:)
if that dude killed hisself then his mom would have to drop like $6k on a funeral and then she would prob kill herself too and that would be fricken hilarious
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[QUOTE=thewarbrokeout;33465643]From what I remember, Metanar never posted nudes
Although I would like a new 'Weirdest boner' thread, but without the chatrooms and people posting pictures of themselves, especially Chickens! (:argh:)[/QUOTE]
Just search the internet if you want that.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;33466666]Just search the internet if you want that.[/QUOTE]
If you're going to use that logic, we don't need any of the other porn threads too then, right?
[editline]27th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Firefox42;33461543]To be fair, it was only like two people who did it. Everyone else acted normally. [sp]or at least as normal as you can be in a thread about weird porn :v: [/sp][/QUOTE]
There were more than two in the chatrooms but it was just the two who ended up causing it to be shut down.
it was mainly solece and chickens that people were complaining about.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;33466666]Just search the internet if you want that.[/QUOTE]
The reason for the porn threads I believe is that you don't get the shitty content (which there is loads of) that you get when you just search for it. Also, I find it interesting because there's always a chance I will see something new that I like, which I wouldn't get with a regular search.
Where's OogalaBoogal? Is no one getting molested anymore?
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