Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7 - General

[QUOTE=hobblinharry;33599715]It seems like a lot of these confessions are about not knowing how to talk to girls. Seems like there should be a thread for that.[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1133771]Aquí.[/url]

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;33600028]There is. Look in the chat threads. But in a lot of cases, it's not about knowing the advice but shit your mind does to you near women. How the fuck did natural selection let me be such a pussy when asking out girls?[/QUOTE] People can ask me anything about girls here too, I don't really have anything against it.

[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;33605135]People can ask me anything about girls here too, I don't really have anything against it.[/QUOTE] So if boys have peepees... what do girls have?

they have invisible peepees

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;33607779]they have invisible peepees[/QUOTE] do girls pee frum dere bum hole cus i heard they sit down to peee?

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;33600028]There is. Look in the chat threads. But in a lot of cases, it's not about knowing the advice but shit your mind does to you near women. How the fuck did natural selection let me be such a pussy when asking out girls?[/QUOTE] Asking out is no problem, it's making sure they like you too.

[QUOTE=Arcana;33608013]do girls pee frum dere bum hole cus i heard they sit down to peee?[/QUOTE] they dont pee at all

[QUOTE]Yo Facepunchers, what's crack-a-lacking? OK, so, for pretty much as long as I can remember I've had trouble socialising. I've never had a girlfriend and I've always had, seemingly, a lot fewer friends than everyone else my age. I always wondered why, as socialising seems to come so easy to everyone else. It's not that I don't want to socialise with people, I really do, I'm just scared that if I try to socialise with these people they might not like me. It really gets me down sometimes. I see people around college and stuff, chatting to their friends and having a laugh, and I think to myself, "Why can't I do that? Why can't I be like them and have what they have?". After one particularly shitty day of feeling like this, I decided to go to Google and type in the words "socially inept" (that's the best way I could describe it at the time), just hoping that I might feel better if what I was feeling was an actual thing. With a name. That people had. And it turns out there was a name for it; "Avoidant Personality Disorder" (or "AvPD"). I clicked the link and read the Wikipedia article. I'm not normally one to diagnose myself, but holy shit. It was scarily accurate. It was like someone had written it on my behalf. It's kind of a hard thing to put into words, but here's an analogy I thought of that I think explains one of the symptoms I was feeling a lot pretty well. One symptom of AvPD is hypersensitivity to rejection. Imagine you were feeling a little hungry, so you decide to go and get, say, some fish and chips. But then you think "Holy shit, if I eat this fish and chips, there's a chance I might get really fat and die!" You know it's only a chance, but you decide it's not worth the risk and so you don't eat the fish and chips. That's basically what AvPD feels like. Except the "fish and chips" are potential friends/partners/whatever, "getting fat and dying" is being rejected or criticised, and "eating" is, err, socialising. After reading the article, it all started to make sense. I always thought I was just a pussy for not being able to ask girls I liked out, but it turns out my fear of rejection was so strong, I just decided that even bothering to ask them wasn't worth the risk in case I got rejected, or ending getting my heart broken, or whatever. I've barely even begun to explain what AvPD is here, and this confessional is already getting pretty long, so if you want to read up on it, here's the Wikipedia article. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder[/url] I haven't told anyone I know about this because, as you'd expect, it's difficult for me to talk about this kind of stuff. Basically, the reason I'm sending this in is to say to you guys, if you're a social person, have a healthy group of friends, girlfriend/boyfriend, etc... Please don't take that for granted. Because people like me would trade the world for what you have.[/QUOTE] You should take the steps to telling someone who can help you. Selfdiagnosis is never good enough. They might be able to help you with the problems you have. I know it is going to be hard for you, but you have to do it. Godspeed. [QUOTE]I have another confession to make, When i was 5 i was raped by a girl in 3rd grade, You have no idea the rage that entails. I hated myself for it. Till today i blamed myself. It had to be my fault, i let her do it. Truth is, It hurt me being so young. I hated her. I hated myself. I hated it all. i was so angry for the longest time. I bring this up because today my close friend whom is a girl three ages younger told me her girlfriend "touched her down there" and she blamed herself, and i started getting angry, Telling her it wasn't her fault, it wasn't like she consented. She was scared. I ended up crying punching the ground because of what happened, i didn't want her to feel like i did i just got so angry and started screaming I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU repeatedly. smashing the ground with my fists. I fractured my hand today. the real problem is i suppose i blame all the girls i meet with this and i can't date them, i choose to be single because i'm afraid of sex, not because i don't want to do it but because of that scar and that mental pain i get when i think about doing it. my friend told me i shouldn't. I'm going down to the store tomorrow to ask a girl her number, because whenever i talk with her, i always end up smiling with her. always remember, sometimes it's the person you least expect that really is the victim. i'm a guy, 19 now, in college and just living life. I don't know if pain like that ever really heals. it's been in my mind for years. nearly 14 now. The goat ( this is not connected to me at all, It's a moniker i use to identify my posts by the same person)[/QUOTE] Go get that number, and get better buddy. [QUOTE]Ok so using a alt here, not sure why I didn't post much to begin with. But this thread is in need of content, so I think my life will help here. I wasn't the weird kid in school. Well I kinda I guess. I was not very popular in school except in my school group of friends, and that was good enough for me. Now blah blah I know you guys just want to hear the confession part. I'm a gay teen living in Louisiana. After years of struggling with my sexual identity I decided I was going to come out, and my idiot mind told me that telling my mom first was a good idea. It wasn't. She told me she could never love or accept me because her book of fairy tales told her that I'm wrong and should be stoned to death. I was called sick and twisted, I was told the devil was talking through me, and I needed help. I don't enjoy living this over again and I am tearing up trying to remember all rhe details.I just began to cry as I was called a nightmare and told there was nothing more vile that I could do. The only good out of this was the fact I begged and pleaded with her not to tell my dad, as I was assured he would disown me for this. Now I guess is the time to add that for as long as I can remember Ive wanted to be a girl. I've always felt just strange in this body, and having to hide how I truly feel is killing me inside. I can't even shave my legs or arms, my parents will not allow it and tell me "My son won't be a cock sucking fag who shaves his legs" that's just wonderful. I am hopelessly in love with one of my friends. I've know. Him since the fourth grade and he is one of the most beautiful boys I know. He never knew it, and probably never will. I loved just seeing him and being around him, talking to him and sitting next to him on the bus everyday could make anything bad happening better. Now up to recent times. Over a month ago I was expelled from my school. The reason? I had myself a small YouTube channel, mostly dedicated to videos of me and my friends having fun and doing random shit, not smoking weed or drinking of course, that's offscreen. But it was also my blog where I spread my apparent atheist agenda, and often did vlogs on the days Bible lessons and such. The school found out when some girls parent saw my ids and reported me. I have not been out of my house since, no school would accept me because my old one painted me as the devil incarnate, despite the fact I have never been in trouble for anything more than forgetting my homework. My homeschooling is terrible, and I miss my old life. It wasn't perfect but it was good enough for me. This is hardly a life at all. Might I also mention the relationship I have been faking my years in high school? Me and my best friend have been pulling a type of Tim and Daisy, which is a Spaced reference for those who don't watch good television. Me being gay, and her a lesbian we used each other to hide from our parents and the world. Well that's about it now, all I can think about is my love all night. I may not have ever had a chance, but him being there was enough for me. I always tell myself that once I get my phone back I am going to call him and tell him my feelings because I know I'll never see him again if things go bad. Well that's all. I feel better now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;33634731]I have another confession to make, When i was 5 i was raped by a girl in 3rd grade[/QUOTE] Can these kind of things really happen? Not to put down the mental scarring to the person, but holy shit why would she even do it?

[QUOTE=Alien_23;33637509]Can these kind of things really happen? Not to put down the mental scarring to the person, but holy shit why would she even do it?[/QUOTE] Some people are just fucked in the head

[QUOTE=Alien_23;33637509]Can these kind of things really happen? Not to put down the mental scarring to the person, but holy shit why would she even do it?[/QUOTE] Probably abused too, things like this tend to chain as victims can rationalise that what was done to them must be normal behaviour else the person who did it to them wouldn't have got away with doing it.

..and then I relized that I'm overconfidential and I always crack jokes because I want people to laugh about what I say, not what I am. With me, not about me. I talk way too much: that's why I wanted to be alone, 'cause I believed that being with people took out the worst of me: It made me feel like a Jester. I believed that smiles were presents that could cheer someone's day. I probably got taught so. Found out they're not. None knows how to use a smile these days.. No one want to laugh.. Not for what you say, at least.. And at last I obtained my loneliness. There aren't deaf ears where my words can fall now. But there aren't any ears at all.. Humans interacts horribly one another. While one can survive alone, still, need others to have a high opinion of yourself. But every relation is so bland and instrumentalized. There are no thing like soul friends. Fuck you Aristoteles, you know nothing. I know nothing. Here convincing me I'm better off alone and I don't care.

[quote=Last confession] Now up to recent times. Over a month ago I was expelled from my school. The reason? I had myself a small YouTube channel, mostly dedicated to videos of me and my friends having fun and doing random shit, not smoking weed or drinking of course, that's offscreen. But it was also my blog where I spread my apparent atheist agenda, and often did vlogs on the days Bible lessons and such. The school found out when some girls parent saw my ids and reported me. [/quote] In the UK, you could sue them to the fucking ground if they kicked you out for "spreading an atheist agenda" or any bullshit reason like that. It can't be legal in the US, especially considering that the US's constitution covers the right to free speech. (I don't know much about US law / policies e.t.c, but the constitution's pretty fucking explicit on that matter)

[QUOTE=Alien_23;33637509]Can these kind of things really happen? Not to put down the mental scarring to the person, but holy shit why would she even do it?[/QUOTE] They say women rape is a lot more common then people think but men rarely report it because of what people will think of them.

3 days no posts? What

No content.

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;33713109]3 days no posts?[/QUOTE] Who gives a shit? OogalaBoogal will post more confessions when he has enough and when he has time. Be patient.

[QUOTE]Yo Facepunchers, what's crack-a-lacking? OK, so, for pretty much as long as I can remember I've had trouble socialising. I've never had a girlfriend and I've always had, seemingly, a lot fewer friends than everyone else my age. I always wondered why, as socialising seems to come so easy to everyone else. It's not that I don't want to socialise with people, I really do, I'm just scared that if I try to socialise with these people they might not like me. It really gets me down sometimes. I see people around college and stuff, chatting to their friends and having a laugh, and I think to myself, "Why can't I do that? Why can't I be like them and have what they have?". After one particularly shitty day of feeling like this, I decided to go to Google and type in the words "socially inept" (that's the best way I could describe it at the time), just hoping that I might feel better if what I was feeling was an actual thing. With a name. That people had. And it turns out there was a name for it; "Avoidant Personality Disorder" (or "AvPD"). I clicked the link and read the Wikipedia article. I'm not normally one to diagnose myself, but holy shit. It was scarily accurate. It was like someone had written it on my behalf. It's kind of a hard thing to put into words, but here's an analogy I thought of that I think explains one of the symptoms I was feeling a lot pretty well. One symptom of AvPD is hypersensitivity to rejection. Imagine you were feeling a little hungry, so you decide to go and get, say, some fish and chips. But then you think "Holy shit, if I eat this fish and chips, there's a chance I might get really fat and die!" You know it's only a chance, but you decide it's not worth the risk and so you don't eat the fish and chips. That's basically what AvPD feels like. Except the "fish and chips" are potential friends/partners/whatever, "getting fat and dying" is being rejected or criticised, and "eating" is, err, socialising. After reading the article, it all started to make sense. I always thought I was just a pussy for not being able to ask girls I liked out, but it turns out my fear of rejection was so strong, I just decided that even bothering to ask them wasn't worth the risk in case I got rejected, or ending getting my heart broken, or whatever. I've barely even begun to explain what AvPD is here, and this confessional is already getting pretty long, so if you want to read up on it, here's the Wikipedia article. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder[/url] I haven't told anyone I know about this because, as you'd expect, it's difficult for me to talk about this kind of stuff. Basically, the reason I'm sending this in is to say to you guys, if you're a social person, have a healthy group of friends, girlfriend/boyfriend, etc... Please don't take that for granted. Because people like me would trade the world for what you have.[/QUOTE] I think I just discovered that I have the exactly same thing :( now I know the name

[QUOTE]Dear Facepunch Anonymous Confessional, I am sexually attracted to, for no real reason, the UH-1Y Venom currently in service by the USMC. I don't know why, the first sign of my attraction came when I saw it's wikipedia page a couple months or so back. I don't even know how it would go down, but whenever I think about it I get a slight boner. Whats worse, I intend on joining the United States Marine Corps. I don't know what will happen but I'm not exactly excited. But don't get me started on the UH1 Huey, piece of shit can go suck a dick for all I care. Sincerely, █ █ █ █ █ █ █.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu97/Sh1fty/Military/yankee.jpg[/IMG] I bet this gets you hard as a rock.

[QUOTE=RAWRrrr;33713109]3 days no posts? What[/QUOTE] Isn't that a good thing considering the content here is created by people with problems of all kinds. What you're saying is like saying "Wow 3 days without anyone having new problems!"

[QUOTE=GeneralMastiff;33718258] I bet this gets you hard as a rock.[/QUOTE] I thought that guy was crazy at first, but now that I see a pic of it I know exactly what he means. Thats one phat helicopter.

[QUOTE=Falchion;33718567]Isn't that a good thing considering the content here is created by people with problems of all kinds. What you're saying is like saying "Wow 3 days without anyone having new problems!"[/QUOTE] Not admitting you have a problem =/= Not having any problems

I really hope this thread doesn't die :/

[QUOTE=Slowbro;33765574]I really hope this thread doesn't die :/[/QUOTE] It's probably going to go on hiatus. I only have one confession sitting in my inbox.

[QUOTE=GeneralMastiff;33718258]chopper[/QUOTE] This guy and [URL="http://sharkplane77.deviantart.com/"]this guy[/URL] would probably make good friends with eachother.

[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;33767092]It's probably going to go on hiatus. I only have one confession sitting in my inbox.[/QUOTE] One? Come on people, this is Facepunch. I know you guys have more twisted, fucked-up skeletons in your closet than this. Send shit in!

[QUOTE=Slowbro;33770360]One? Come on people, this is Facepunch. I know you guys have more twisted, fucked-up skeletons in your closet than this. Send shit in![/QUOTE] With that attitude, people are gonna wait a month, just to spite [B]YOU[/B].

If you have one more confession, why not post it? We've gone a while without anything, I'd like some content even if it's just one confession.

[QUOTE=buttered_toast;33855237]If you have one more confession, why not post it? We've gone a while without anything, I'd like some content even if it's just one confession.[/QUOTE] Because just one confession doesn't stir up that much interest. Also, again, I've been busy with finals, which I guess payed off, first mark that I got back was a nice 4.3 GPA.

Since you guys like incest and that dirty shit, here's a story my friend told me, [IMG]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9272/20111222221850.png[/IMG] you freaks