• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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[QUOTE=Dacheet;34153663]I think that fifteen year old might be one of my friends. All she does is screw college guys. like, literally. that's all she does. I dunno how,[/QUOTE] Just a guess but: 1. She is above average in looks 2. She is anorexic 3. She is a slut It's like the trifecta of manly seduction
2/3. Replace 2 with scene kid ([url=http://www.hairstylesgallery.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/emo-scene-hair-scene-emo-girl-hair.jpg]adorable reference[/url]) and you nailed her right on.
[QUOTE=Dacheet;34154066]2/3. Replace 2 with scene kid ([url=http://www.hairstylesgallery.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/emo-scene-hair-scene-emo-girl-hair.jpg]adorable reference[/url]) and you nailed her right on.[/QUOTE] I sure would like to nail her right on. My girlfriend would not approve.
That's not her. I would post an image, but I don't think that would be very nice.
Just don't post it directly from Facebook where some creeper could extract her profile number and stalk her. :v:
[QUOTE=Dacheet;34154810]That's not her. I would post an image, but I don't think that would be very nice.[/QUOTE] I know, but I'm down with 15 year old hipster chick.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;34154870]Just don't post it directly from Facebook where some creeper could extract her profile number and stalk her. :v:[/QUOTE] google image search would find her profile easily.
Tineye
in my experience tineye is a piece of shit
Google reverse Image search is where it's at
I love the smell of warn fart
[QUOTE=Jocke;34157945]I love the smell of warn fart[/QUOTE] Everyone loves their own brand
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vSTkF.jpg[/thumb] Yup. Cute? Yes. Psychotic? Very yes. [sp]I have a feeling this will bite me in the ass down the line[/sp]
[QUOTE=Dacheet;34168965][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vSTkF.jpg[/thumb] Yup. Cute? Yes. Psychotic? Very yes. [sp]I have a feeling this will bite me in the ass down the line[/sp][/QUOTE] That is a rapeface if I've ever seen one.
[QUOTE=Dacheet;34168965][thumb]http://i.imgur.com/vSTkF.jpg[/thumb] Yup. Cute? Yes. Psychotic? Very yes. [sp]I have a feeling this will bite me in the ass down the line[/sp][/QUOTE] Good news for you: Google reverse image search can't find enything on this girl. But I know it eventually will!
[QUOTE=barttool;34169172]Good news for you: Google reverse image search can't find enything on this girl. But I know it eventually will![/QUOTE] I've tried my damnedest to ensure you won't.
Every plan fails agaisnt the might of the Internet
[QUOTE=Dacheet;34169563]I've tried my damnedest to ensure you won't.[/QUOTE] If I have to create a database filter of emo chicks on facebook and find her manually I WILL!
[QUOTE=barttool;34169704]I fI have to create a database filter of emo chicks on facebook and find it manually I WILL![/QUOTE] If you do, I might have to ask you for that filter...
And to be honest, she's not even that cute, she's average. [sp]and dat rapeface[/sp]
[QUOTE=barttool;34169807]And to be honest, she's not even that cute, she's average. [sp]and dat rapeface[/sp][/QUOTE] Where I live/with my class/with my interests, she's slightly above average.
Just let her rape you.
[QUOTE=barttool;34169807]And to be honest, she's not even that cute, she's average. [sp]and dat rapeface[/sp][/QUOTE] let me guess, elbows too pointy?
[QUOTE=Killerjc;34170604]let me guess, elbows too pointy?[/QUOTE] Nope, perhaps it's because in my homeland Venezuela most girls are quite pretty, so this girl looks average in comparison (And I don't mean to sound like a pretentious nerd "elbowstoopointywouldnotfuck")
[quote]So, FP. Care to lend me some?[/quote] I've got some human meat you can eat [i]in my pants[/i] wait no please don't literally eat that
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;34173830]I've got some human meat you can eat [i]in my pants[/i] wait no please don't literally eat that[/QUOTE] hentaisubwaysandwich.jpg
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;34144326]I'd like to try human meat, too, actually. Hey, creepy vore guy, wanna do like those craigslist guys?[/QUOTE] sure
Sometimes I don't feel anything while having sex. Probably because I'm asked if I'm feeling anything every five seconds.
This one girl and I were getting really close, we weren't really dating, but we hung out all the damn time. I hadn't talked to anyone since my breakup so I was getting attached to her. We both like each other, we flirt, all that stuff. We even make out, everything is going smooth. In reality, I was just there because she didn't know if she could date my best friend. They started dating a few weeks ago, not soon after she was all over me. Now my friend barely talks to me, almost like he thinks he's better than me, and she acts like we never had anything and worships the ground he walks on. Not only have I lost the girl I cared about, I lost my friend, too.
Wow Lord_Ragnarok and Euphorium, you guys are lucky this whole thing is anonymous.
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