[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;34144326]I'd like to try human meat, too, actually.
Hey, creepy vore guy, wanna do like those craigslist guys?[/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]Der Metzgermeister[/url] :eng101:
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;34314556][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]Der Metzgermeister[/url] :eng101:[/QUOTE]
youmean, I get free food for 6 monthes AND my own rammstein song? Holy shit do want.
[QUOTE=Euphorium;34204734]This one girl and I were getting really close, we weren't really dating, but we hung out all the damn time. I hadn't talked to anyone since my breakup so I was getting attached to her. We both like each other, we flirt, all that stuff. We even make out, everything is going smooth.
In reality, I was just there because she didn't know if she could date my best friend. They started dating a few weeks ago, not soon after she was all over me. Now my friend barely talks to me, almost like he thinks he's better than me, and she acts like we never had anything and worships the ground he walks on. Not only have I lost the girl I cared about, I lost my friend, too.[/QUOTE]
bros before hos can work both ways sometimes like in this instance, just be nice to her and if he is really your friend then talk to him let him know how you feel -- but be cool about it, and let the girl go to him, neither of you own her and if she is happy with him even if it feels like it is not solid let it go and -- who better then her to go to then your friend right? Who knows maybe she has friends and the time you shared together will be a big plus in her upping your character. Parallels a situation I had with my best friend, but we just kept chillin and hanging, put the past behind us and moved on. girls come and go J-Live said it best - ships pass.
[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;34314556][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]Der Metzgermeister[/url] :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Fresh smell of new avatar :dance:
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;32471216]Going to answer this one seriously cause I feel too empathetic: Go to college/university. It will get so much better.
Semen looks like mayonnaise, problem solved!
These confessions below are far too short! But because I am lacking content, I'll post them!
That's not very nice, I think the Automotive Addicts want to have a word with you.
:pwn:[/QUOTE]
The person unhappy with life, well real friends don't do that to you, if you go to college/uni you meet people who are lovely people that like you for you, don't let them grind you down. My outlook on life is if you really want something just go for it.
I remember in my highschool psych class for the group project we decided to defend bestiality from a psychological perspective.
The teacher almost failed us because she was a dumb bitch--after she consulted with the rest of the social science teachers we got an A.
[QUOTE=suppertime;34344798]I remember in my highschool psych class for the group project we decided to defend bestiality from a psychological perspective.
The teacher almost failed us because she was a dumb bitch--after she consulted with the rest of the social science teachers we got an A.[/QUOTE]
How did you pull that off?
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;34345434]How did you pull that off?[/QUOTE]
We interviewed students and teachers around the campus, presented that it is natural to form deep emotional bonds with animals.
Also the other teachers in the social science department were smart and realized that we put effort into pouring over documented bestiality cases and the psych reports.
[QUOTE=suppertime;34346154]We interviewed students and teachers around the campus, presented that it is natural to form deep emotional bonds with animals.
Also the other teachers in the social science department were smart and realized that we put effort into pouring over documented bestiality cases and the psych reports.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I see.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;34348495]Oh, I see.[/QUOTE]
3 page kings without content in a row.
Action must be taken immediatly.
Hope we get some new content soon.
I'm still waiting for some sweet new content. These are gold.
I'd like new content too...
:c
Has the well run dry?
OP forgot about us
jeez just joking calm down op
I think we may have just gone through every person with personal problems here on FP.
We can't have. There's too many of them.
[QUOTE=Samuka97;34446681]OP forgot about us[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;34446288]I'd like new content too...
:c[/QUOTE]
Clearly.
Asking for new content doesn't magically start some awkward situations for random FP'ers that they can later send to OP
[QUOTE=Slowbro;34446827]We can't have. There's too many of them.[/QUOTE]
How do you know? got a few yourself?
Of course. I sent them in.
LOOK AT THAT CONTENT!
[QUOTE]Not really big on the confession thing, but here goes.
I bore myself.
This has been going on for years. I find myself to be a ridiculously boring person with almost nothing to offer to anyone including myself. I am average at everything I do, even when people tell me I have "talent" I realize that I will never be great at something. I can barely carry a conversation or hang out in small groups since I always feel like a third wheel, speaking out of place and generating awkward silences. My accomplishments feel hollow and I'm never happy with what I do. I always feel like I can do it better but when I do try I fuck up and make whatever I do worse than what it was before. I am always tense and worried, I can never "loosen up" like my friends can and I can feel the impact it has on stuff that we do. This problem disappears when I drink/smoke and that scares me. I don't want to be dependent on drugs to act like a normal human being (I've been told that I behave like an "actual human being" when drunk). I'm scared that my life is going nowhere and that I can't do anything about it.
This is a two part confession so you're in for a treat I guess, though this one is a pretty familiar situation:
Until recently I was a closeted bisexual. Not long ago I've come out to my parents (my father accepts it completely and even jokes about it, my mother on the other hand is having trouble accepting it and wants to keep it under wraps to avoid dealing with her side of the family which is pretty homophobic). A couple of my friends know (drunken slip of the tongue) as well. I have a massive man-crush on my best friend. He's fun, lively, smart, talented, attractive and he can cook to boot. He's pretty much the exact opposite of myself although we do share some similarities (sense of humor, musical tastes). He's completely straight for all I know, so I will never be able to do anything about what I feel, though even if he was into that kind of stuff I'm pretty sure he would have still not been interested because of the reasons stated above. Stuffing feelings down is a bitch, but he's worth it.[/QUOTE]
The best way to loosen up is to make bad puns. It just sounds that you have a lack of confidence, try to work on building that, and you'll feel better.
[QUOTE]Hello facepunch, here is something I've been meaning to get off my chest for a long time.
When I was eight or so, I put the head of a daisy putter(Golf club) through my brothers head, because I couldn't wait for him to complete a level, so I could play a game. Luckily, I didn't hit anything important and it didn't go in far, a few stitches and a few weeks of recovery and he was fine, though he cannot grow hair there anymore.
I thank god every day I didn't kill him, or do any major damage. I've never told him sorry.
I'm sorry, David.
I don't deserve to live, why can't I just die...[/QUOTE] He's alive. You've learned. No need to feel bad anymore.
[QUOTE]For the past two to three years, I have been having sexual dreams about my sister. It never got to penetration but was sexual enough to disturb me after I wake up. I am deeply ashamed of this, and I just want these dreams to end.[/QUOTE] Token Incest Confession
[quote]When I was eight or so, I put the head of a daisy putter(Golf club) through my brothers head, because I couldn't wait for him to complete a level, so I could play a game.[/quote]
Sounds like my brother on FIFA.
-snip my brother is a fucking idiot who doesn't read thread titles-
DEAR GOD, WHY WON'T YOU FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE THREAD?
[QUOTE=ewitwins;34463926]Confession thread? Slowpoke ewitwins is Slowpoke. Anyways, here goes.
I'm so afraid that being in college is extremely moot for me. I have such huge ambitions and right now it just feels like college is in the way. I think the whole reason that I'm even in college right now is so that if my ideas fail (which God forbid I hope they don't) I have a backup plan. All I've done in my life is half-ass almost everything I do, and the one thing that I know if I put all my life into I'll get something out of, is slowly feeling like it's slipping away. I know I need college to survive in this world, but I'm so afraid someone's going to take my idea a step further than me before I can even do it. It's a terrifying feeling, knowing that someone's just a thought away from something that could make my life the success I want it to be. I have to work on it now but I feel like I'm just sitting on my hands, working for a major that is supplementary.[/QUOTE]
So, hows that 'anonymous' thing working out for you, Ewitwins?
Maybe this year we should have an "Anonymous Confessional of the Year" award. I don't know how the winner would be rewarded without breaking the rules though.
i once rimmed a hippo
[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]
OH GOD HOW DO I MAKE IT ANONYMOUS SHIT
[quote]
Hello facepunch, here is something I've been meaning to get off my chest for a long time.
When I was eight or so, I put the head of a daisy putter(Golf club) through my brothers head, because I couldn't wait for him to complete a level, so I could play a game. Luckily, I didn't hit anything important and it didn't go in far, a few stitches and a few weeks of recovery and he was fine, though he cannot grow hair there anymore.
I thank god every day I didn't kill him, or do any major damage. I've never told him sorry.
I'm sorry, David.
I don't deserve to live, why can't I just die...[/quote]
My sister did the same to me, slightly less damage than you caused your brother though, I only lost half a tooth, and my face scarred a bit.
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