• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7
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[QUOTE=Thoughtless;34468860]My sister did the same to me, slightly less damage than you caused your brother though, I only lost half a tooth, and my face [b]scared[/b] a bit.[/QUOTE] Tell your face to calm down, it's all over now.
[QUOTE=Sixer;34466890]Maybe this year we should have an "Anonymous Confessional of the Year" award. I don't know how the winner would be rewarded without breaking the rules though.[/QUOTE] Just quote the confession to give the award, don't reveal the poster
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SO IF I ASK FOR MORE CONFESSIONS DO I GET BOXES? But seriously, I read through this entire topic in a day and it was totally worth it.
[QUOTE=Uludayen;34486308]SO IF I ASK FOR MORE CONFESSIONS DO I GET BOXES? But seriously, I read through this entire topic in a day and it was totally worth it.[/QUOTE] Read through the old threads and then send me a confession. Then we can have more content.
-snip- I'm doing it wrong.
[QUOTE=Xystus234;34486961]-snip- I'm doing it wrong.[/QUOTE] least you figured it out
OP says the first three threads are archived, but the links are broke. Any fix, or have they been lost to the sands of time?
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;34489410]OP says the first three threads are archived, but the links are broke. Any fix, or have they been lost to the sands of time?[/QUOTE] Sands of time, unfortunately. I fixed the OP to reflect this.
Heezy would've never lost a thread to the sands of time. Shit, was it hezzy? heezzy? fuck man bring back the oify :(
I got a confession, I masturbated to all of these stories.
More confessions for your reading pleasure! [QUOTE]In June I graduated from high school. My girlfriend has one year left but she decided to go to Turkey for two weeks, I had to save all my money for college. I asked her not to go, but she still went. I was really lonely at the time as my parents kicked me out, my best friend just died two days before grad and my other friends all moved away. I met a girl while she was gone and got a bit close to her. We hung out a lot and one day had a bit to drink and had sex. My girlfriend was due back in a few days but I didn't end the relationship. We kept sleeping with each other until a week after my girlfriend was back and started to actually care unlike before where it was mostly me being ignored. I ended the relationship and never told anybody, my girlfriend doesn't know and every day I feel so bad about what I did. Feels good to finally say it, maybe one day I'll tell her.[/QUOTE] Do what feels right. [QUOTE]When I was about 9, I was in my bed one day reading a book with my flashlight because I didn't want to get caught. My dad usually came home drunk around 9 or so and would watch TV in his underwear until about 11 when he went to bed. One night he came into my room and thought it was his and I was my mom. He then tried to feel me up but being a boy I didn't have anything, so he felt lower. He did this for about 10 minutes then left, and it happened again and again every night for about a month. Then he stopped when my mom saw him in my bed, but didn't think anything happened. I tried to tell her but she told me I was just dreaming. I forgot about it until I was around 16 when he went back into my bed again but this time I could kick him out. I tried to tell my friend one summer, and all I got in response was laughter and a Cool Story, Bro.[/QUOTE]Tell your mom. [QUOTE]Since I have fuck all to do, I'll post one. I'm kind of a lot like that person on page 5, honestly. And I wouldn't consider wht he said arrogant. I'm turning 18 in a month, and I have no fucking drive to even live anymore. I spend all of my time helping others, because that's what I'm good at, I guess, is giving advice. I've always been -slightly- socially awkward, coming from being in the gifted program in my lower grades and lots of kids thought I was an idiot because I was smarter than them (That kid read a book in a few days LOL WHAT A NERD)... I figured it was whatever, who cares. I get to high school, same shit for one year then I try to change. I start hanging out with people more, becoming more outgoing... Go out with my first girlfriend (my first SERIOUS one), obviously fell in 'love' (it wasn't even close, looking back), she randomly dumps me, it makes me kinda depressed but I got over it fairly quick. I date a few others, who all cheat on me or end up being lying whores, and I don't know exactly what to do about them, so I usually just say whatever (and people try to spread rumors that all I want is sex even though I've never asked anyone for it) I'm considered an extremely nice guy by almost everyone I end up talking to. I don't judge, I'm not gonna call someone stupid, if someone needs help, I'm there. I'm pretty sad so I guess I try to help others NOT be sad, but blah. I made a 32 on my ACT, which should mean free college, but my GPA is a little too low because I slacked off and got like an 83 average or so, which is 2 points too low from scholarships to a serious college. So I'll be going to some shitty one for two years and then transfer IF i can find the motivation to make good grades there. On with the story. Two years ago, I met the girl of my dreams pretty much. She didn't look great, but she was exactly what I looked for in a girl, and looks are very unimportant to me. She was smart, fun to talk to, she understood me, etc. We were best friends, we talked 24/7, hung out, just did stuff. Any time I needed to talk, she was there, and the other way. Honestly I think my depression started when I was around 8-10 (i don't remember honestly enjoying anything for more than a few minutes since then), but when I was with her I was happy. She could cheer me up, always. We started dating some, but she ended up with her ex and married him. I was a year younger than her, and even for all my intelligence, I wasn't as mature as I had thought, but mostly because she was in love with her ex still, she ended up with him and married him. The hardest thing for me to do was to just stop talking to her, but I knew she'd be happier without me there to remind her that she cared a lot about me. You guys might think it was stupid, but I kind of had to. I was obviously pretty sad for a while, but then again, it was just like normal life for me, boring but with a side-order of DAMNIT (You know how it is.) After that, I spent a couple of months getting my shit together and then ended up talking to a few people. I was just-turned-16 then, and I had some serious trust issues, but I was trying to just act like a normal person, and started talking to two friends(which, in retrospect, was a terrible idea.) I could explain the entire story, but it'd be too long, so let's just say I fell completely in love with one of them---who already was dating someone else. She had someone else, so I started dating her friend, and the funny part is, my GF and her BF cheated on us... with eachother. So I spent 3 months trying to pick her heart up out of the shit and make her happy, she knew exactly how much I cared about her, and I spent like every single night on the phone with her crying about SOME OTHER GUY and I was okay with it. I figured she'd get better and then we could date, neh? Well, fast forward those 3 months, she starts talking to my best MALE friend... they promised that it wasn't going anywhere, they weren't going to date, but of course they ended up doing it. I was trusting though, I didn't think someone could have me there for them so long and just throw my heart away, but I was wrong. He told her straight off that she had to NOT talk to me at all, which I disliked, but I couldn't do anything about it, so I ended up lonely for about a year. Just recently they broke up, and guess who she comes running to for support? I'm stuck here AGAIN with her crying about other people, but I think this time she realizes how much I care--- but she says shit like "why are you so sweet!?" after i sit there and listen to her cry about her latest bf for an hour. Then it ends up with her saying shit that hurts and stuff like "I wish I could love you" while I'm like, "Jesus wtf why can't you." It's getting pretty old, and just making me feel like shit slightly more than normal, but I try to help people, so I can't just tell her to fuck off. I have no fucking clue what to do with my life. I don't even know if I feel like living, I doubt I'll commit suicide because I live for the chance of true love and I'm a romantic piece of shit. So I'll keep living as long as I think there's a chance. ~NiceGuy had to vent, sorry. Post or not... but I'm sure you'll have to pick some out, this is long.[/QUOTE] Just live. Get to collage, meet people. Trust me, this girl won't matter, there are plenty of fish in the sea. [QUOTE]I used to be really depressed. I never admitted it to myself, but let's face it: I was depressed. Pretty much the generic pathetic emo kid, wearing black&red chess pattern fingerless gloves, converses, black hair and *shudder* even fucking eye-liner. I'm a guy. That was pretty shameful now that I think back. Now, my life has more or less turned upside down for many reasons. But even though a lot of stuff has happened, one single thing set it in motion. One thing got the stone rolling down the hill and it was... A fucking visual novel. I'm not even joking, it's probably the most amazing thing I've witnessed in terms of surprise value. I had all the tools to improve my life. I had therapy, I had a supporting mother, I had food and I even got to fucking high school but I just didn't have the motivation to use them. I didn't have that little spark to ignite the fire, if I may. Nope, said the VN. I rammed my way through it and got the most inspirational surge of joy I've ever received. For a moment I actually had a waifu, but once I got back to ground level it quickly dissipated and I was more determined than ever to set my god damn life straight. I was the lonely emo kid from the other side of the city with no friends and lots of pimples. Now I'm pretty much friends with the entire class, I hang out with them when they go drinking, take care of them when they start stumbling, help them with their problems like future worries and depression, work out with the body builder of the class who actually gives me useful tips free of charge and I even help with a classmate's speaker system because I know a thing or two about electronics. My grades have gotten from a meagre 6-7 (4 is worst, 10 is best for all Americans) to 8-10 in pretty much every single category barring an exception left unnamed. Now, since this is supposed to be a confession...The thing is that I'm actually a little amused and also ashamed. I mean, did this all happen because of some fucking fiction that I happened to discover on the Internet? Do I owe my amazing state of life to some group of 4channers who wanted to make a half-joke anime? Well, if I do, I'm not sure what to think of it. Sure, props to them for making an awesome visual novel, but...I don't know man, I just don't know what to think of it. It's like if someone asks me what was my inspiration, think about how awkward it sounds when I say it was a story about cripples. Kinda confused, but also happier than ever. Living life and all that. Thanks for reading, Facepunch.[/QUOTE] Goddamit, I could have read that if you just left the novel name...
If it's about cripples it's probably that one there's a thread about in GGD
NAME OF THE VISUAL NOVEL CALLING IT NOW
It's obviously Katawa Shoujo
Katawa unleashes ultimate feels.
Guaranteed, yeah. Cripples obviously give you ~the feels~
[QUOTE='[Green];34546124']Guaranteed, yeah. Cripples obviously give you ~the feels~[/QUOTE] Watching cripples gives me some pretty strong feelings. In my pants.
[QUOTE=Tinter;34546263]Watching cripples gives me some pretty strong feelings. In my pants.[/QUOTE] MY PENIS is STRONG!
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;34540330]It's obviously Katawa Shoujo[/QUOTE] Reading all these stories about how people improved their lives because of KS makes me feel weird because I didn't get anything like that. Should it have made be better myself? It just made me more depressed.
[QUOTE=Neat!;34550474]Reading all these stories about how people improved their lives because of KS makes me feel weird because I didn't get anything like that. Should it have made be better myself? It just made me more depressed.[/QUOTE] Your name makes you sound like such a happy guy...
[QUOTE=Neat!;34550474]Reading all these stories about how people improved their lives because of KS makes me feel weird because I didn't get anything like that. Should it have made be better myself? It just made me more depressed.[/QUOTE] I haven't looked at Katawa Shoujo myself but it's just like any other sort of story, it depends entirely on the person reading it. It'll depress some people, help others, and plenty of people won't really take much from the story at all.
[QUOTE=AeroSinthetic;34550594]Your name makes you sound like such a happy guy...[/QUOTE] I'm an optimistic guy. Well, was. Not really sure now. [QUOTE=Onyx3173;34550601]I haven't looked at Katawa Shoujo myself but it's just like any other sort of story, it depends entirely on the person reading it. It'll depress some people, help others, and plenty of people won't really take much from the story at all.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I agree. But so many people treat it like it was the fucking bible or something, except they actually got results.
When I was 5, I was in the supermarket, and walked up to those emergency exit doors, and asked my parents what it was. They replied that it was in case of a fire, and if I used it I would be in huge trouble. I, of course, pushed it out of morbid curiosity. The alarm went off for a fraction of a second, and everyone looked up. I quickly dashed over to the produce section , and not 30 seconds after my parents found me. "Did you disobey me?" "No! I was over here looking at vegetables!" (Possibly the dumbest excuse any picky eating 5 year old could have.) My parents let out a long sigh, and we all left the store. I remember seeing a fire engine pulling up to the supermarket. I at the time thought "Heh, I got away with it..." Never got punished or anything. Nor do they remember it.
KS looks to me like another somewhat creepy dating sim, but with disabled people.
[QUOTE=Neat!;34550651]Yeah, I agree. But so many people treat it like it was the fucking bible or something, except they actually got results.[/QUOTE] You'll find people like that with pretty much any story.
[QUOTE=fear me;34550706]KS looks to me like another somewhat creepy dating sim, but with disabled people.[/QUOTE] It's not. I went in all "oh dis gon b gud", but I ended up with a very tasteful and well-written romance novel, with choices that constitute a simple form of gameplay. it's not spanking material or a dating sim, at all.
[QUOTE=Neat!;34550770]It's not. I went in all "oh dis gon b gud", but I ended up with a very tasteful and well-written romance novel, with choices that constitute a simple form of gameplay. it's not spanking material or a dating sim, at all.[/QUOTE] This. Lots of people started playing it as a joke (me included), but were actually pleasantly surprised.
KS disappointed me because I came in expecting a deconstruction of the oversaturated "visual novel" genre, but it was played completely straight. Hatoful Boyfriend was better.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;34557791]KS disappointed me because I came in expecting a deconstruction of the oversaturated "visual novel" genre, but it was played completely straight. Hatoful Boyfriend was better.[/QUOTE] How can a medium be a genre, it's like calling film a genre.
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