Sorry to be the no fun allowed robot, but I'm afraid that this is not graphic novel discussion. Just want to make sure that we don't get to derailed here.
I just learned what a Zoophile is :downs:
Just?
[quote]Since I have fuck all to do, I'll post one.
I'm kind of a lot like that person on page 5, honestly. And I wouldn't
consider wht he said arrogant.
I'm turning 18 in a month, and I have no fucking drive to even live
anymore. I spend all of my time helping others, because that's what
I'm good at, I guess, is giving advice. I've always been -slightly-
socially awkward, coming from being in the gifted program in my lower
grades and lots of kids thought I was an idiot because I was smarter
than them (That kid read a book in a few days LOL WHAT A NERD)... I
figured it was whatever, who cares. I get to high school, same shit
for one year then I try to change. I start hanging out with people
more, becoming more outgoing... Go out with my first girlfriend (my
first SERIOUS one), obviously fell in 'love' (it wasn't even close,
looking back), she randomly dumps me, it makes me kinda depressed but
I got over it fairly quick. I date a few others, who all cheat on me
or end up being lying whores, and I don't know exactly what to do
about them, so I usually just say whatever (and people try to spread
rumors that all I want is sex even though I've never asked anyone for
it)
I'm considered an extremely nice guy by almost everyone I end up
talking to. I don't judge, I'm not gonna call someone stupid, if
someone needs help, I'm there. I'm pretty sad so I guess I try to
help others NOT be sad, but blah. I made a 32 on my ACT, which should
mean free college, but my GPA is a little too low because I slacked
off and got like an 83 average or so, which is 2 points too low from
scholarships to a serious college. So I'll be going to some shitty
one for two years and then transfer IF i can find the motivation to
make good grades there.
On with the story. Two years ago, I met the girl of my dreams pretty
much. She didn't look great, but she was exactly what I looked for in
a girl, and looks are very unimportant to me. She was smart, fun to
talk to, she understood me, etc. We were best friends, we talked
24/7, hung out, just did stuff. Any time I needed to talk, she was
there, and the other way. Honestly I think my depression started when
I was around 8-10 (i don't remember honestly enjoying anything for
more than a few minutes since then), but when I was with her I was
happy. She could cheer me up, always. We started dating some, but
she ended up with her ex and married him. I was a year younger than
her, and even for all my intelligence, I wasn't as mature as I had
thought, but mostly because she was in love with her ex still, she
ended up with him and married him. The hardest thing for me to do was
to just stop talking to her, but I knew she'd be happier without me
there to remind her that she cared a lot about me. You guys might
think it was stupid, but I kind of had to. I was obviously pretty sad
for a while, but then again, it was just like normal life for me,
boring but with a side-order of DAMNIT (You know how it is.)
After that, I spent a couple of months getting my shit together and
then ended up talking to a few people. I was just-turned-16 then, and
I had some serious trust issues, but I was trying to just act like a
normal person, and started talking to two friends(which, in
retrospect, was a terrible idea.) I could explain the entire story,
but it'd be too long, so let's just say I fell completely in love with
one of them---who already was dating someone else. She had someone
else, so I started dating her friend, and the funny part is, my GF and
her BF cheated on us... with eachother. So I spent 3 months trying to
pick her heart up out of the shit and make her happy, she knew exactly
how much I cared about her, and I spent like every single night on the
phone with her crying about SOME OTHER GUY and I was okay with it. I
figured she'd get better and then we could date, neh? Well, fast
forward those 3 months, she starts talking to my best MALE friend...
they promised that it wasn't going anywhere, they weren't going to
date, but of course they ended up doing it. I was trusting though, I
didn't think someone could have me there for them so long and just
throw my heart away, but I was wrong. He told her straight off that
she had to NOT talk to me at all, which I disliked, but I couldn't do
anything about it, so I ended up lonely for about a year.
Just recently they broke up, and guess who she comes running to for
support? I'm stuck here AGAIN with her crying about other people, but
I think this time she realizes how much I care--- but she says shit
like "why are you so sweet!?" after i sit there and listen to her cry
about her latest bf for an hour. Then it ends up with her saying shit
that hurts and stuff like "I wish I could love you" while I'm like,
"Jesus wtf why can't you." It's getting pretty old, and just making me
feel like shit slightly more than normal, but I try to help people, so
I can't just tell her to fuck off.
I have no fucking clue what to do with my life. I don't even know if
I feel like living, I doubt I'll commit suicide because I live for the
chance of true love and I'm a romantic piece of shit. So I'll keep
living as long as I think there's a chance.
~NiceGuy
had to vent, sorry. Post or not... but I'm sure you'll have to pick
some out, this is long.[/quote]
know that feel =[
[quote]When I was eight or so, I put the head of a daisy putter(Golf club) through my brothers head, because I couldn't wait for him to complete a level, so I could play a game. Luckily, I didn't hit anything important and it didn't go in far, a few stitches and a few weeks of recovery and he was fine, though he cannot grow hair there anymore.[/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG25S51qJQQ[/media]
I cannot be the only person who thought about this
[QUOTE=Reserved Parkin;34561219]I just learned what a Zoophile is :downs:[/QUOTE]
How have you gone so long without learning of this?
You must be new to the internet.
This thread scares me but I continue to click with every new post in hopes of finding something scarier.
[QUOTE=NessTea;34597569]This thread scares me but I continue to click with every new post in hopes of finding something scarier.[/QUOTE]
It's like a train wreck, really.
[QUOTE=Disgruntled;34599333]It's like a train wreck, really.[/QUOTE]
Or a horrible clusterfuck of a high speed car accident.
Part of you thinks [I]"this is awful"[/I] and wants to help, while the other part thinks [I]"dude, awesome"[/I] and just wanna watch.
Except you don't have any responsibility whatsoever.
[QUOTE=Joekirk;34466356]So, hows that 'anonymous' thing working out for you, Ewitwins?[/QUOTE]
See previous comment :v:
He's not too good at this whole "facepunch" thing.
[QUOTE]What's going on Oogala? First time confessioneer? Confessionist?
Anyway,
I'm getting kind of depressed lately. I really shouldn't be, I've got some real brains, bunches of decent friends and a couple good ones, plus I've finally manged to get a girlfriend, and I feel if I decided to actually play basketball for my school I could do a decent amount of showing off because I'm pretty athletic for a nerd and great at the game. But.. sometimes I just feel like I'm going through my day in a haze. From the moment about halfway through school until I walk home with my girlfriend I just feel dead. I'm failing two of the three classes I have in that span (and horribly I might add) and most days I don't hear a word the teacher says, or anything else of that class. I'm actually kind of concerned because no matter my motive going into the class I just can't pay attention and lose myself in my own thoughts.
My gmail account apparently just got logged onto from China as well... should I be worried about that?[/QUOTE] Well, what matters to you? You probably want a wicked sweet job when you get out of school. Don't lose sight on your long term goals. Get lots of sleep. Eat well. Drink enough water. Shape up, soldier.
[QUOTE]Hey, female lurker here. My brother says the thread needs content yet again, so I'm typing this up.
In short, bestiality turns me on. I've never actually done it, but my ex-girlfriend (I'm bisexual) would often finger her pets in front of me, and really wanted me to get into it. I hated it at first but it slowly grew on me, though it ended up being the reason I dumped her. I also have a cousin that is rumored to be into it but I wouldn't believe anything like that very easily.
I just don't know if it's so weird I should try to avoid it. I've watched bestiality porn on a few occasions now and I feel really guilty afterwards. Thanks for hearing me out. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I've sent in far too many of these things. Damn.
I'm a straight male, but recently I've begun feeling a very strong sexual attraction to my best friend. It's really bizarre because my friend isn't a very attractive person in the conventional sense, but for some reason, in my eyes he's the hottest person in the world. I want to see him naked and make out with him more than anything.
I regularly have fantasies about getting him naked and kissing and licking him all over his body, then parting his peachy little asscheeks and ramming him in his tight butthole. Then he finishes me off by sucking the cum straight out of my dick, then we collapse onto each other on the bed, panting, and we make out and just let my cum dribble all over our chests.
Oh god I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Brb wank.[/QUOTE] Even these confessions can have too much information.
[QUOTE]I've sent in far too many of these things. Damn.
I'm a straight male, but recently I've begun feeling a very strong sexual attraction to my best friend. It's really bizarre because my friend isn't a very attractive person in the conventional sense, but for some reason, in my eyes he's the hottest person in the world. I want to see him naked and make out with him more than anything.
I regularly have fantasies about getting him naked and kissing and licking him all over his body, then parting his peachy little asscheeks and ramming him in his tight butthole. Then he finishes me off by sucking the cum straight out of my dick, then we collapse onto each other on the bed, panting, and we make out and just let my cum dribble all over our chests.
Oh god I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Brb wank.
[/QUOTE]
You're not straight, quit lying to yourself
[QUOTE]I've sent in far too many of these things. Damn.
I'm a straight male, but recently I've begun feeling a very strong sexual attraction to my best friend. It's really bizarre because my friend isn't a very attractive person in the conventional sense, but for some reason, in my eyes he's the hottest person in the world. I want to see him naked and make out with him more than anything.
I regularly have fantasies about getting him naked and kissing and licking him all over his body, then parting his peachy little asscheeks and ramming him in his tight butthole. Then he finishes me off by sucking the cum straight out of my dick, then we collapse onto each other on the bed, panting, and we make out and just let my cum dribble all over our chests.
Oh god I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Brb wank.[/QUOTE]
Is it worrying that I pictured Kuso Miso Technique (AKA yaranaika) while reading this confession?
[QUOTE]Hey, female lurker here. My brother says the thread needs content yet again, so I'm typing this up.[/QUOTE]
This part confuses me slightly, does the brother actually know the wicked bits or??
[QUOTE=Van-man;34615877]This part confuses me slightly, does the brother actually know the wicked bits or??[/QUOTE]
He does now.
Summary of this thread:
andrew in drag, beastiality, incest, depression for no reason
/thread
[QUOTE=suppertime;34619367]Summary of this thread:
andrew in drag, beastiality, incest, depression for no reason
/thread[/QUOTE]
such is life for a facepuncher
[QUOTE=suppertime;34619367]depression for no reason[/QUOTE]
There's a reason for depression, whether it's a chemical imbalance, environmental factors, etc. It doesn't just magically happen for "no reason."
[QUOTE]My gmail account apparently just got logged onto from China as well... should I be worried about that?[/QUOTE]
i don't think it should be much of a problem just change the password
[QUOTE=suppertime;34619367]Summary of this thread:
andrew in drag, beastiality, incest, depression for no reason
/thread[/QUOTE]
My name is Andrew.
My name is andrew too.
stop following me
[QUOTE=JumJum;34798205]My name is Andrew.[/QUOTE]
Is that you in your avatar?
[QUOTE=Combin0wnage;34799121]Is that you in your avatar?[/QUOTE]
Yes it is.
[editline]21st February 2012[/editline]
It was for a halloween party i was not crossdressing
Jumjum this is a judgmental free place.
You're safe here.
[sp]fucking creepy crossdresser[/sp]
[quote=Anonymous Confessions]Hey, female lurker here. My brother says the thread needs content yet again, so I'm typing this up.
In short, bestiality turns me on. I've never actually done it, but my ex-girlfriend (I'm bisexual) would often finger her pets in front of me, and really wanted me to get into it. I hated it at first but it slowly grew on me, though it ended up being the reason I dumped her. I also have a cousin that is rumored to be into it but I wouldn't believe anything like that very easily.
I just don't know if it's so weird I should try to avoid it. I've watched bestiality porn on a few occasions now and I feel really guilty afterwards. Thanks for hearing me out.[/quote]
Why is it that the few recent confessions about zoophilia are from females? Something's up...
[QUOTE=JumJum;34803456]Yes it is.
[editline]21st February 2012[/editline]
It was for a halloween party i was not crossdressing[/QUOTE]
That's what they all say.
[SUB]lol Evil_Paper.[/SUB]
[QUOTE=Alien_23;34817036]Why is it that the few recent confessions about zoophilia are from females? Something's up...[/QUOTE]
Women have an extra receptacle for horse penis.
[QUOTE=Tinter;34239736]Bestiality is legal in Denmark.
I love saying this.[/QUOTE]
Our country is pretty much THE place to be anything but a caucasian christian male. Lots of leds disgusting things are legal here too.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34894954]Our country is pretty much THE place to be anything but a caucasian christian male. Lots of leds disgusting things are legal here too.[/QUOTE]
What about a non-christian Caucasian male?
[QUOTE=Arcana;34895878]What about a non-christian Caucasian male?[/QUOTE]
That's a paradox. Such an occurrence would break reality and spew forth tons of donkey jesuses.
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