Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v7 - General

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;32553981]Anyone else think this is maverick?[/QUOTE] Maverick never said nothing about crossdressing from what I know, and they said they never hid it.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32554888]Maverick never said nothing about crossdressing from what I know, and they said they never hid it.[/QUOTE] Doesn't anyone get a joke these days.

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;32554917]Doesn't anyone get a joke these days.[/QUOTE] Oh they get a joke, they just prefer it to be funny. And generally not retarded, if at all possible.

[QUOTE=Thoughtless;32554917]Doesn't anyone get a joke these days.[/QUOTE]Apparently you don't know how to make one.

I'm paitently awaiting the next batch. All i did in the office today was read a few confessional threads. Somehow it makes me feel normal hearing about these stories of incest and shit.

I like how we refer to them as batches [B]GET YER CONFESSIONS FRESH AND HOT! WE'VE GOT PLENTY IN INCEST FLAVOR![/B]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32555782]I like how we refer to them as batches [B]GET YER CONFESSIONS FRESH AND HOT! WE'VE GOT PLENTY IN INCEST FLAVOR![/B][/QUOTE] [B]ONE ORDER OF GORILLA RAPE PLEASE[/B]

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;32548832]Facepunch [B]Anonymous[/B] Confessional v7[/QUOTE] did you get [I]raped[/I] by a [I][B]gorilla[/B][/I], quark? you can tell us it isn't anonymous anymore.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32555782]I like how we refer to them as batches [B]GET YER CONFESSIONS FRESH AND HOT! WE'VE GOT PLENTY IN INCEST FLAVOR![/B][/QUOTE] i'd like a small order of watermelon incest rape thank you

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32559799]MaverickIB got perma'd? Fuck, his posts were almost always guaranteed to be hilarious, now what ultra-arrogant douche am I supposed to laugh at?[/QUOTE] rusty is still here.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;32560802]rusty is still here.[/QUOTE] RIP bytecry

[QUOTE=Atlascore;32559799]MaverickIB got perma'd?[/QUOTE] It was a glorious day.

[QUOTE=Shoupie;32561637]It was a glorious day.[/QUOTE] blasphemy!

[QUOTE]I'm only doing this because I've been sitting in front of my computer sucking down Canadian whiskey all night and now it seems like a good idea...for some reason. I'm not going to be anywhere near as funny or entertaining as gorilla man, this is just basic elements of my life that I feel shitty about and never get the chance to tell anyone else. Some are actual deeds, some are just insecurities. -The worst thing I've ever done in my life (to date) I did when I was around 16 or 17, I'm not good at connecting memories to exact dates. At the time I was a typical angsty high school fuckup, and I chose to express that through petty crime in the middle of the night. It started with basic urban exploration type stuff, which was generally cool and provided an adrenaline rush, especially that one time I set off a bunch of sirens in a vacant (but still powered) factory and had to high tail it out of there. But anyway, I advanced from that to lots of shoplifting and car shopping. The worst thing I ever did was break into somebody's house at night. I was shit-scared and checked the whole place before confirming it was empty. Because I was basically on the verge of panic, I only took one item with me. I feel really shitty about it because that item is something that has developed into a hobby of mine, and I now empathize with how terrible it would feel to have that stolen from me. I sold it for less than a hundred bucks. That became kind of the low point for criminal behavior as a teenager, and I gradually backed off until I stopped stealing and UE-ing altogether a few years ago. Sometimes I still get afraid that shit I did as a stupid kid is going to come back and bite me again. -I do all my drinking late at night, alone. I literally just sit in front of the TV or computer and get drunk, with nobody else in the house awake. I think I actually prefer it to going out to a bar and being the subject of everyone else's scrutiny. -I'm a 23-year-old virgin, and I've only had one relationship in my life. It ended with me being told flat-out that I wasn't good enough for this chick after we had been dating (I think) for a solid year. She was the only female that has ever shown even the slightest interest in me, and I'm pretty sure it was just as an emotional laundry basket/friend zone inhabitant. It's a constant daily battle to keep this a closely guarded secret and I've literally been forced to quit jobs before because coworkers have found out. To the people that say it's no big deal: You have no fucking idea the degree to which you get singled out, stigmatized, and picked on when people find out something like that. I am at the point where I invent complex, detailed relationship cover stories to tell coworkers so nobody asks questions about why I'm alone all the time. -When I was a young lad, around 12-14, my best friend and I used to touch each other's dicks. I must stress that we never fucked or blew each other or ejaculated in each other's presence, we just...touched our dicks. I don't think I'm emotionally or sexually scarred by it, I'm not outrageously ashamed of it (we were just kids), we just...played with our dicks sometimes. We grew apart when high school started, and now I run into this guy once in a while at the grocery store he works at. Which is really, really weird for me. What do you say to a childhood friend you used to touch dicks with?[/QUOTE] Are you gay? [QUOTE]I figured I needed to get this out, and this seems like the best way to do it. I'm an 18 year old male who has been in plenty of normal, healthy relationships in my life, but I'm currently in love with a 12 year old girl. I'm not a pedophile, I'm not attracted to children or young girls, it's just this one girl. It's tearing me apart. I feel massive amounts of constant guilt and fear. I've done everything I could think of to try and get any thought I've had about her out of my head. I hate myself. I don't understand why I'm this way or why I have these feelings. The feeling is like an addiction. Stronger than an addiction. No matter how hard I try I can't get past this, I can't stop loving her. I can't talk to anyone about this and I don't know of anyone who can relate to this. I'm alone, scared, depressed, and morally wrecked. I have a problem and I don't know what do. [/QUOTE] Watch pron. [QUOTE]I have a weird thing where sometimes i think what if? For example I might be 30 floors up in a building when i see an open window and ill walk up to it and think what if i jumped out now. But then i start to think about the lives it would affect and feel bad. I would never actually do it because i love my life but i'm always thinking what if. What if i punched this guy next to me? but then he might go home upset thinking hes done something wrong or i was being racist. Im also not violent, never started a fight in my life. another confession: i couldnt give a fuck about my grammar right now. [/QUOTE] I do this too, to be honest. The poster below was somehow really concerned with security, it had a SHA1 hash attached. [QUOTE]I suffer a real problem that my life lacks a lot of emotion. That is that I'm likely psychopathic, I find others in pain amusing that isn't to say I wish pain on others unjustly just if like I see someone ride a push bike into a person I find it funny. That and I'm completely self centred, when I was younger I used to steal money from my parents even though my mum is a single parent and works tons to support us. I have absolutely no remorse at stealing from people but I only break the law when I'm certain I won't be caught or if I need to. Even now I will use my mom's bank details to buy something if I don't have the money or can't be assed to pay for it myself. The thing I worry about is that I've been like this for pretty much all of my life I can't see it changing, its just how my head is. But with this I never experience love or any family bonds. Theres no point approaching people like myself because we all have the "fuck you got mine" attitude so would just scam each other until one of us noticed. the weird part is I've been around normal people long enough that now I can fake all the correct responses, so if someone tells me their dad etc is ill with cancer I'll be all "oh dear how is he" despite the fact I couldn't give a toss and wish they'd hurry up to whatever I need them to do. So I suppose I'm doomed to be predatorily better but completely empathetically dead without people every knowing.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]i once showed my balls to some guy on chatroulette because he thought i was a girl and said i should whip 'em out. i'm also starting to think im bi, but im too afraid to tell anyone about it.[/QUOTE] Chatroulette is just generally a bad idea.

There has to be a correlation between this forum and sexually confused teenagers

[quote] I figured I needed to get this out, and this seems like the best way to do it. I'm an 18 year old male who has been in plenty of normal, healthy relationships in my life, but I'm currently in love with a 12 year old girl. I'm not a pedophile, I'm not attracted to children or young girls, it's just this one girl. It's tearing me apart. I feel massive amounts of constant guilt and fear. I've done everything I could think of to try and get any thought I've had about her out of my head. I hate myself. I don't understand why I'm this way or why I have these feelings. The feeling is like an addiction. Stronger than an addiction. No matter how hard I try I can't get past this, I can't stop loving her. I can't talk to anyone about this and I don't know of anyone who can relate to this. I'm alone, scared, depressed, and morally wrecked. I have a problem and I don't know what do. [/quote] Unfortunately, love does not follow the law. I can't give you any advice because I know how intense love gets, and I can only imagine how much it must suck to be in love with somebody where it puts you in a position where telling people will get you in trouble/diagnosed with something. You have nobody to blame but society. Society sucks sometimes, and it fails largely in the field of understanding. Love is uncontrollable. Now, if it were an 8 year old or something, I think that's where you'd without a doubt have an issue. But yeah watch porn.

[QUOTE=Lick;32563976]There has to be a correlation between this thread and sexually confused teenagers[/QUOTE] I think this is the more likely.

Jesus Christ the OP sucks. I mean, he updates like every other fucking day. Yeah, I doubt this thread is going to get off the ground at this rate. Tell him to get his ass back here and get us another batch of fucking confessions! We need more incest rape! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - Starpluck))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=BananaFoam;32566960]Jesus Christ the OP sucks. I mean, he updates like every other fucking day. Yeah, I doubt this thread is going to get off the ground at this rate. Tell him to get his ass back here and get us another batch of fucking confessions! We need more incest rape![/QUOTE] It might not be that the OP doesn't update it frequently so much as there is no content to update with. Go submit your repressed memories :v:

[QUOTE=mechanarchy;32567244]It might not be that the OP doesn't update it frequently so much as there is no content to update with. Go submit your repressed memories :v:[/QUOTE] There should be plenty, I would hope. Then again, I'm sure many have said there's last time and all the new folks will just troll him.

[QUOTE=Andokool12;32564026]Unfortunately, love does not follow the law. I can't give you any advice because I know how intense love gets, and I can only imagine how much it must suck to be in love with somebody where it puts you in a position where telling people will get you in trouble/diagnosed with something. You have nobody to blame but society. Society sucks sometimes, and it fails largely in the field of understanding. Love is uncontrollable. Now, if it were an 8 year old or something, I think that's where you'd without a doubt have an issue. But yeah watch porn.[/QUOTE] I agreed with you right until the second paragraph. Society is not at blame, it is wrong trying to have a love relationship with a 12 year old child, and the poster acknowledges it, so he's got his shit right, but as you said, love sometimes doesn't follow the rules and you end up falling in love of a young girl, you're not at blame really. I for one once fell in love with a 13 year old while I was 17, to my defense I honestly thought she was 16 until I actually met her.

[QUOTE=barttool;32567742]I agreed with you right until the second paragraph. Society is not at blame, it is wrong trying to have a love relationship with a 12 year old child, and the poster acknowledges it, so he's got his shit right, but as you said, love sometimes doesn't follow the rules and you end up falling in love of a young girl, you're not at blame really. I for one once fell in love with a 13 year old while I was 17, to my defense I honestly thought she was 16 until I actually met her.[/QUOTE]Back in time, 40 year old men married and fucked tons of pre-pubescent girls. It is actually natural. I wouldn't do it, but there you go.

[QUOTE=barttool;32567742]I for one once fell in love with a 13 year old while I was 17, to my defense I honestly thought she was 16 until I actually met her.[/QUOTE] same exact situation with same ages. sucked when i realized she was so young. i felt like a creep

-woops-

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;32569837]I once flirted with a girl at a party the whole night and I thought she was into me so I stole her phone because I knew I'd be the last person she'd suspect[/QUOTE] Facepunch [B]Anonymous[/B] Confessional

That really should be bannable. It just ruins the thread. Even if we don't know which one, it singles them out, and destroys the sense of not knowing who it is.

[QUOTE]I have a weird thing where sometimes i think what if? For example I might be 30 floors up in a building when i see an open window and ill walk up to it and think what if i jumped out now. But then i start to think about the lives it would affect and feel bad. I would never actually do it because i love my life but i'm always thinking what if. What if i punched this guy next to me? but then he might go home upset thinking hes done something wrong or i was being racist. Im also not violent, never started a fight in my life. another confession: i couldnt give a fuck about my grammar right now.[/QUOTE] I always do that too! I think it's fun! It definitely lets you think about your life more in depth. :v: [editline]1st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE]I figured I needed to get this out, and this seems like the best way to do it. I'm an 18 year old male who has been in plenty of normal, healthy relationships in my life, but I'm currently in love with a 12 year old girl. I'm not a pedophile, I'm not attracted to children or young girls, it's just this one girl. It's tearing me apart. I feel massive amounts of constant guilt and fear. I've done everything I could think of to try and get any thought I've had about her out of my head. I hate myself. I don't understand why I'm this way or why I have these feelings. The feeling is like an addiction. Stronger than an addiction. No matter how hard I try I can't get past this, I can't stop loving her. I can't talk to anyone about this and I don't know of anyone who can relate to this. I'm alone, scared, depressed, and morally wrecked. I have a problem and I don't know what do.[/QUOTE] My parents are 7 years apart. Just wait 'til she's older, silly.

please, stop saying you sent one confession, or else this thread is going to turn into a ban hammer fuckfest.

I [b]didn't[/b] send one in. What?

I went back and read v6 and I saw this one: [QUOTE]So about 3 weeks ago, I was messing around with this new website I found. It sends multiple messages to whoever you want via text message. So I decided to fuck with some girl I liked. So I sent her 30 messages saying “YOU’RE A SLUT” and since I had her sister’s number I decided to send 10 messages saying “LOOK AT YOUR SISTER’S PHONE”. It was lulzy, none the less. She complained on her Facebook that some guy was “hacking her phone with perverted messages.” I laughed, and then went on with my normal routine. About a week later, this faggot who went to my school asked out my friend’s girlfriend, even though he knew that he was with her. So I decided to use the website to fuck with him. He had no idea what my number was, so I decided to send him one message before I unveil a barrage of 50 messages. I sent him “Don’t fuck with (friend’s name).” And I sent the messages. About 3 hours later, the girl who I spammed the week before sent me a message saying “Why do you think I’m a slut?” I was awestricken. How could she have known it was me?! Then I realized. The faggot just so happened to be a childhood friend of the girl I liked and he asked if she knew the person who sent the messages to him. (Remember that I sent if a message via MY phone before I sent all the messages via the website.) And so I decided to tell a lie. I sent “I never said that. What are you talking about?” And then she forwarded the conversation of her and Dr. Faggot to me. I then started thinking about what I should do next. But then she sent me another message saying “It was flattering <3.” I seriously fell off of my chair I was sitting on. I then sent her a message saying “Wow I didn’t really mean for it to be flattering I was just playing a joke on you.” About 30 seconds later she replied “Well that’s a shame; I fingered myself to the image of myself being a slut.” Now I was freaking out. The ONE time I could get a chance with this girl and turns out to be an actual slut. Now she won’t talk to me, what do, Hezzy?[/QUOTE] I think I know the site they used, [url]www.uronimo.com[/url]