My friend egged my truck - General

[QUOTE=nerdygamer;25519484]And look like a pussy. No thank you. Also I'm not that much of a dick that I would messes someones car up because they messed up mine. Messing up someone else car is just crossing the line and is kinda sad that you would mess up something they spent their hard earned money on. If your going to do that you might as well confront them yourself. [editline]19th October 2010[/editline] Did you read the thread at all?[/QUOTE] You call me a pussy about confronting him and talking to him, but yet you disagree about pranking him back. Your logic is flawed.

shoot him

Shit on and spray paint his car, truck, van or SUV.

[QUOTE=Chrisms;25520271]You call me a pussy about confronting him and talking to him, but yet you disagree about pranking him back. Your logic is flawed.[/QUOTE] Ya this isn't a prank. And I think you need to read my post again. Actually go out and spend $5000 on a used car. Then come back. Also where in that do I call you a pussy?

[QUOTE=nerdygamer;25520735]Ya this isn't a prank. And I think you need to read my post again. Actually go out and spend $5000 on a used car. Then come back. Also where in that do I call you a pussy?[/QUOTE] Are you sure this isn't a prank? Well, if it isn't, then you do have the right to beat the shit out of him. You didn't directly call me a pussy, but the way you termed it seemed like you were saying it was "pussy move", and I toke that in offence. My bad.

[QUOTE=Chrisms;25520983]Are you sure this isn't a prank? Well, if it isn't, then you do have the right to beat the shit out of him. You didn't directly call me a pussy, but the way you termed it seemed like you were saying it was "pussy move", and I toke that in offence. My bad.[/QUOTE] Egging a car is a poor prank.

A logical way is to ask why he did it. Not go there and kick him in his cock and run like a little pussy.

force feed him 6 pounds of nigerian eggs

Call the cops, show them your evidence so you can make his life a living hell for a short period of time.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;25521351]Call the cops, show them your evidence so you can make his life a living hell for a short period of time.[/QUOTE] My dad cleaned all the evidence off. Plus I drove away from the scene.

[QUOTE=nerdygamer;25517788]So today at I was walking to the parking lot to drive to my other school I go to. Well I noticed a huge mark on my driver side door. So I get closer and guess what I see. Yap you guessed it. Egg. Well at this point I was wondering who did this. I had names running through my head and really didn't think much of my own friend. His name is Matt btw. So my other friend, Michael, walks up and is laughing that my truck got egged. Well the first thing he say's is "I bet Matt did this." And I am like "No way he would never do that. I haven't done anything to piss him off." Well I was wrong I guess. So I tell him I need a jump to get this truck back home. Well we deiced we will run to his house and grab some cables. So we start driving and I tell him "Wait turn around and ask Matt for a jump." So we turn around and Matt offers to jump my truck. So Matt pulls up and ask what is on the side of my truck. I tell him someone egged me and I am going to find out who it is. Well we get the cables hooked up and shit and start my truck. I say meet me at my house to Michael and I drive off. Well I get back to my house and notice the culprit dumbed all his trash in his car in the back of my truck bed. I start digging through and low and behold. I find receipts from Gamestop. Funny thing was that one was a preorder for Fallout New Vegas. I look at the receipt and notice a name. Yes the idiot who egged my car left a receipt with his full name on it. [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_00011.JPG[/img_thumb] Picture just to prove how much of an idiot he is. So right now I am enraged and want to smash his face in to the pavement for what he did. I see Michael drive down the road and show him the receipt. He laughs and says "You know right when you left Matt told me he did all this. And he even pissed on your car." My fucking jaw drops after this. I tell Michael that when I see him in class today for my last period I am going to kill him. Well we get to school and for the whole class period he never shows up. So now I writing this and can't wait for tomorrow so when I see him in the parking lot I can beat his ass. Will post back on if I kick his ass or not. Ignore the spelling errors. Tl;Dr Friend (Not anymore) egged and pissed on my truck. I am going to beat his ass.[/QUOTE] Whats worst is the fact that your ex friend doesn't recycle. I mean come the fuck on it's the twentieth century, everyone should be recycling by now.

[img]http://whatscookingamerica.net/Cookie/CookiePhotos/PowderedSugar2.jpg[/img] You know what to do OP.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25521610]Instead of beating him to a pulp, put sugar in his car's gas tank. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] ... Not a bad idea.

Egg and piss is pretty easy to clean up so I wouldn't lose any sleep over that at all. Does sound pretty funny though.

have sex with his dog

[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;25521742]have sex with his dog[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?1014300-Georgia-Man-Caught-Having-Sexings-With-Dog-In-Vacant-Trailer-Arrested[/url]

[QUOTE=MuTAnT;25521716]Egg and piss is pretty easy to clean up so I wouldn't lose any sleep over that at all. Does sound pretty funny though.[/QUOTE] Egg was a little harder to clean up seeing as it was sitting in the sun for 6 hours. But other then that it was ok.

You should've seen my mates' room when myself and another friend got drunk and pissed/vomited all over it. Now there was a challenge for any cleaning product.

Go to his house and shit in his driveway That'll teach him.

put diesel and water into his cars gas tank, See what happens.

He likes you.

Get a large pack of condoms, sneak into his house, blow them up like balloons and fill his entire room, set forward his alarm clock an hour ahead and cum in every pair of his socks and also cum in his shoes.

egg his house... duh

knock him out and sodomize him with your rubber knuckle fist!

Oh how sad. But don't take it to the heart. Just do tit for tat...

[QUOTE=nerdygamer;25521624]... Not a bad idea.[/QUOTE] It won't work. Sugar is said to make gasoline semi-solid and mess up the engine. But no, sugar doesn't dissolve into the gasoline, it might clog up the filter, but thats not a 100% sure thing. Pour in some water instead, Gasoline floats on top of water, so if you pour in a Liter(Litre)/Gallon or two of water, the fuel pump will fill the fuel lines with water instead of gasoline and the car would have some major problems.

What an asshole. You should force him to clean it.

kneecap him then drag him behind your car. lol jk, but find a better way to get back at him rather than just a plain beat down. Maybe smash a few windows and push him through the window of your classroom then break a window on his back.

egg his mom.

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;25518151]Get his copy of Fallout, then when he thinks you're going to give it back to him, break it in half.[/QUOTE] Reading this quote, I immediately though this. [img]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/706/mattisadick.jpg[/img]