My friend egged my truck - General

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;25518677]Post his info on 4chan. They'll help.[/QUOTE] Haahahaahahahah, no. Not your goddamn personal army.

So.....what did you do to piss him off?

[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13341191/card%20crusher.png[/IMG] eDIT [quote=superhoboman;25526838]reading this quote, i immediately though this. [img_thumb]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/706/mattisadick.jpg[/img_thumb][/quote] FUCK YOU SHIT COK FAAG

Not a very good friend now is he?

aaaaauuuuttttooomEEEERRRRG

look at your username, op watchu gonna do

[QUOTE=heavy2;25530225][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13341191/card%20crusher.png[/img_thumb] eDIT FUCK YOU SHIT COK FAAG[/QUOTE] You spelt cock and fag wrong.

egg his whole family

[QUOTE=MuTAnT;25522423]You should've seen my mates' room when myself and another friend got drunk and pissed/vomited all over it. Now there was a challenge for any cleaning product.[/QUOTE] Wow you sound like a great friend.

Oh well, can't make some omelette without breakin' some eggs

Do what Jeremy and Richard did to James' car on Top Gear. Cover the entire engine of his car in fucking cheese.

It's normal to want to "beat the shit" out of someone for the first couple of minutes. But if you sleep on it and still want to beat the shit out of your friend then something is dangerously wrong with you.

Poke a small hole in his brake lines. So when he is driving, it slowly loses pressure each time he hits the pedal. Eventually there will be no pressure. Edit: You can also do this to his power steering line.

Scrape the eggs off and make an omelette. Rather than waste. Don't be sad, be glad!

someone needs a teabaging

I like how op is so mad over something that washes off easily.

How rotten of him :smug:

Did you know that egg yolk can actually ruin a vehicles paint job? I hope you washed it off straight away. It'll eat at the paint.

[QUOTE=markg06;25533227]I like how op is so mad over something that washes off easily.[/QUOTE] It ruins the paint if not cleaned off quickly and generally is a dick thing to do. Sure if someone throws an egg at a car you could wash it off easily if you got to it quick enough, but why the fuck would they do it in the first place? It's just disrespectful.

Does egging mean something I don't know? I imagine egging means he just threw eggs at your truck. Because if it's just a couple of eggs thrown at your car than your overreacting.

Become friends again so you can go play new vegas with him

michael did it all and is a fucking genius

Punch him in the face. Then Rape his sister.

Egg his truck.

On second thought, goto his house, complain to his parents, tie them up, create a fire circle around his whole family in his living room, then start chanting about the great and almighty lord Eggshit...

OP has misjudged his friend's strength and has been killed. RIP nerdygamer

[QUOTE=Jobby;25534419]OP has misjudged his friend's strength and has been killed. RIP nerdygamer[/QUOTE] He is just as skinny as me. So not really. But I saw him today and he is saying he didn't egg the car but did throw the trash in the back. I really don't know who to believe.

WHERE DID ALL THE EGGS GO FROM MY KITCHEN!. [img]http://harryallen.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/gordon_ramsay-747731.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=nerdygamer;25534886]He is just as skinny as me. So not really. But I saw him today and he is saying he didn't egg the car but did throw the trash in the back. I really don't know who to believe.[/QUOTE] I told you it was Michael. He set Matt up and lied that Matt had told him he'd done it.

put bleach in his car's oil mythbusters tested and confirmed that it can destroy the engine [Quote] Adding bleach to the oil of a car can destroy the engine. confirmed The engine started but it soon started smoking, and very quickly overheated. The engine was so hot, that the undercarriage started burning and Adam fried an egg on the tailpipe. The engine was ultimately ruined. [/quote]