Egg him and then piss on him. Then ask him what he felt like, because that's what your car has felt like.
Dude, blessing in disguise, you get New Vegas 5 bucks cheaper.
My two best friends are named Matt and Michael. :tinfoil:
Truck his egg.
did anyone call the phone number on the receipt yet
I am sure people have. He doesn't really pick up his phone much.
You should glue his car to the ground. With car glue. And natural resources.
ITT: People that has never owned a car and doesn't know what utterly shits up the paint.
Seriously though, take the recipe, he might have paid in full already.
throw an egg at his car and then pee on his car
bleach in the gas tank
3000$ repair job, I know from experience
Tie him up, beat him with a hose and piss on him after throwing eggs at him.
Get all the crap off your car and put in his locker or something
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;25541628]Get all the crap off your car and put in his locker or something[/QUOTE]
Better yet, sneak into his house with a sack full of dirt and spread the contents under his sheets. :smug:
pee on his mom, he'll never expect it
Put bleach in his shampoo.
Turn his car radio up to full and superglue all the buttons so they don't work.
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