• Transformers: The Dark of The Moon
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I also took a deep look at Transformers stuff. [B][sp]Primus was killed and sucked into a black hole. That makes Unicron the most powerful intelligent force in the universe and he might target Earth.[/sp][/B]
Just got back from seeing it, thoroughly enjoyed it, pretty much the whole reason i love Michael Bay Films, ACTION! it had a real nice blend of humans fighting and Autobots. And the plot wasn't bad either a huge improvement from the second and easily on par with the first.
i dont why [sp] they had to bring the cybertron to earth? they could transport humans to there world.[/sp] maybe im confused also did anybody else think [sp]of majoras mask when cybertron was coming down[/sp]
[sp]Why the fuck did Prime get stuck in cables for like 20 minutes while everyone else is doing shit? And why didn't one of the autobots take a long-range shot at that main teleporter thing and ended it all? And why was Megatron suddenly in an alley all beat up? And why didn't that fat lard take the rocket launcher shot while he was in the building? And do the Decepticons know how badly they're gonna fuck up the gravity in that solar system by transporting their entire planet right above earth? They expect it to start orbiting around it, but if It's that close it's just going to get sucked into it.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Dirf;30907202][sp]Why the fuck did Prime get stuck in cables for like 20 minutes while everyone else is doing shit? And why didn't one of the autobots take a long-range shot at that main teleporter thing and ended it all? And why was Megatron suddenly in an alley all beat up? And why didn't that fat lard take the rocket launcher shot while he was in the building? And do the Decepticons know how badly they're gonna fuck up the gravity in that solar system by transporting their entire planet right above earth? They expect it to start orbiting around it, but if It's that close it's just going to get sucked into it.[/sp][/QUOTE] Don't Think about it. Look! Explosions!
[QUOTE=Publius;30898301]People still watch the movies this charlatan creates!? Seriously!? How can you be taken seriously as human beings?[/QUOTE] A movie based on a cartoon that was basically just a 30-minute long toy commercial, and it's not intellectually stimulating or life-changing? FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD! :argh:
It doesn't need to be an intellectually stimulating film, but at least it could be have been somewhat entertaining. And it could have had a good plot and some characters that aren't entirely annoying. Also, it could have avoided shitty comic relief characters. [B]Examples:[/B](the fucking parents and DEEP WANG).
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;30921273]It doesn't need to be an intellectually stimulating film, but at least it could be have been somewhat entertaining. And it could have had a good plot and some characters that aren't entirely annoying. Also, it could have avoided shitty comic relief characters. [B]Examples:[/B](the fucking parents and DEEP WANG).[/QUOTE] I agree with the second part but I hated the RC car autobot and the laptop one more than any human characters in the movie.
This movie really shouldn't be about the human characters to begin with, so it's already a failure for that reason.
At least it was better than Revenge of the Fallen.
Ok, I just went to see this and as soon it started everyone got the new girl shoved down their throats, also may I mention: NO FUCKING UNICRON? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
Was anyone else deeply offended when that army guy said Chernobyl would be uninhabitable for "at least 20,000 years?" i mean seriously
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30891980]If you mean the drifting ship, I think it was implied it drifted for at least thousands of years[/QUOTE] I meant more like in the first and second movie, where you just see shit fall from the sky as if they had left five minutes ago.
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;30921273]It doesn't need to be an intellectually stimulating film, but at least it could be have been somewhat entertaining. And it could have had a good plot and some characters that aren't entirely annoying. Also, it could have avoided shitty comic relief characters. [B]Examples:[/B](the fucking parents and DEEP WANG).[/QUOTE] I'm just kinda fed up when people see trailers for things like Transformers and Battle: LA, then proceed to watch them in theaters only to say "It was just a dumb action flick" when it's over. No shit? What'd you expect from the trailers? Citizen Kane?
wtf double post
To answer all your questions: there are shitloads of deleted scenes.
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;30972442]To answer all your questions: there are shitloads of deleted scenes.[/QUOTE] I look forward to the extended edition with all the cut explosions scenes.
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;30923289]This movie really shouldn't be about the human characters to begin with, so it's already a failure for that reason.[/QUOTE] I'm completely agreed with that but it's Micheal Bay so a movie without army men is too much to hope for; he could at least have pushed them to the side and just forgotten about Shia Lebeouf's crap. People say that you should forget the plot/acting/script and just watch for the explosions and you know, I'd have no problem with that if Micheal Bay was trying to make that movie but I think the horrible human plot about Shia Labeouf's job and girlfriend means he actually wanted that side of it to be something people cared about. Sentinel Prime was a great idea that was badly executed and you know, the fact that I cared more about what happened to him than all the humans combined means there's a flaw in there somewhere. In fact, there were a lot of good ideas kind of... Wasted. Optimus Prime let a city be destroyed for the sake of surprising the Decepticons for instance and if someone actually mentioned that it could've been an interesting conversation.
So the Decepticons get weaker by the movie In the first they completely dominate a military base (for their credit, they were unprepared). In the second they're at least harmed by tanks and a big one is taken out by a railgun. In the third they take out their AIRCRAFT - which are supposedly stronger than the robots themselves or I don't see the point - with missiles.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30984018]So the Decepticons get weaker by the movie In the first they completely dominate a military base (for their credit, they were unprepared). In the second they're at least harmed by tanks and a big one is taken out by a railgun. In the third they take out their AIRCRAFT - which are supposedly stronger than the robots themselves or I don't see the point - with missiles.[/QUOTE] As the movies go, humans learn how to properly defeat the Transformers. Only makes sense that the millitary would do such a thing. But it does also follow with the more characters on screen, therefore they're more expendable thing. But at the same time, [sp]in DOTM the Decepticons invade Earth and manage to fuck up Chicago real bad[/sp].
[QUOTE=Pops;30994735]As the movies go, humans learn how to properly defeat the Transformers. Only makes sense that the millitary would do such a thing. But it does also follow with the more characters on screen, therefore they're more expendable thing. But at the same time, [sp]in DOTM the Decepticons invade Earth and manage to fuck up Chicago real bad[/sp].[/QUOTE] An understatement, they [sp]practically glass a part of the city and destroy the rest of it, killing civilians left and right and basically going all Area of Denial on us.[/sp]
I saw it the other night. It wasn't as bad as 2, but still not good. The action was more decipherable, and less like The Bourne Ultimatum meets pots and pans. The whole Sam-finding-a-job subplot was completely stupid, and the Carly character was completely pointless and unlikable. [sp]Optimus getting stuck in steel cables was pretty dumb too, considering he punched through Decipticons like butter, and gets thrown into buildings and shit without consequence.[/sp] The ending was also pretty bad, there was no resolution to speak of.
Just got back from seeing this. Way too long but the end battle was killer! New girl cannot act for shit though her scenes were absolutely cringe-worthy.
Bill O'Reilly.
I don't get why film writers need a hot girl in the movie all the time, this one would have been perfectly fine with out some twig with nice tits and the intelligence of a single celled organism being stupid in every other scene. If I wanted hot girls, I'd watch porn.
This movie was the worst movie I have ever seen and I was high when i was watching it.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;31029786]This movie was the worst movie I have ever seen and I was high when i was watching it.[/QUOTE] Watch MMPR: The Movie while high it will change your life.
[QUOTE=MasterG;31027759]Sex sells. I don't like it either, and nobody is going to go "Hmm this movie looks shitty, guess I wo- HOLY SHIT TITS!" but it subconsciously makes lots of people lean more towards seeing it.[/QUOTE] People [I]do[/I] consciously watch movies for the sex appeal.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kOWbKjln9s&feature=feedu[/media]
Speaking of the twins fuckers from the second movie were originally meant to be killed by Sent. It was a decent film but i hope the extended cut at least has a few more minutes or seconds of Prime vs Megatron as well as soundwave and shockwave.
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