• Transformers: The Dark of The Moon
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The robot in the trailer is most likely Alpha Trion, one of the (in Michael Bay world) 7 original Primes, of which The Fallen was a member - that is, not Unicron. Edit: Oh, and this will probably be just as bad as the second.
The war has just began, 2010 AD.
[QUOTE=Buttman;26599655]The robot in the trailer is most likely Alpha Trion, one of the (in Michael Bay world) 7 original Primes, of which The Fallen was a member - that is, not Unicron.[/QUOTE] Optimus is the last living Prime... so no.
The Dark [b]Side[/b] of The Moon? [IMG]http://www.everwonder.com/david/wizardofoz/dark-side-of-the-moon.jpg[/IMG]
The Dark of the Moon is just a bad title, just so bad. Also I have no hope for this film, the last one was shit.
Hope this one is better, but unicorn looks kind of stupid in comparrison to the others, to cartoony, in my opinion.
[QUOTE=o DefcoN o;26584183]You wouldn't say no.[/QUOTE] I sure as hell would. Anyway, I enjoy Transformers movies because they're the typical "holy shit explosion" summer action flick and they're great for a Friday afternoon after working all week. No deep plot or anything to take in, just seat shaking, theater rumbling action. I think this one will fulfill that need.
[QUOTE=Watevaman;26607469]No deep plot or anything to take in, just seat shaking, theater rumbling action.[/QUOTE] Sound about right.
o no here comes another chinise earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbr [editline]11th December 2010[/editline] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo[/media]
Unicron oh yes. He's my favorite of the transformers honestly. I even have a toy of him [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Whomobile;26576548]Oh this times a thousand, Unicron should look like this: [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Unicron_DKUG.jpg[/img_thumb] If the robot in the trailer is Unicron, he's way too small and looks very weedy. and by way too small, I mean that Unicron is the size of a fucking planet.[/QUOTE] You gotta remember Unicron had his Moonbot (not sure of the name) It's probobly him who they saw on the moon
[QUOTE=solid_jakeV2;26613360]Unicron oh yes. He's my favorite of the transformers honestly. I even have a toy of him [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] You gotta remember Unicron had his Moonbot (not sure of the name) It's probobly him who they saw on the moon[/QUOTE] Yeah Unicrons "Minicon" as the Armada Gen would say.
Can we just have a Transformers 1986 sequel with modernized graphics and no singing already? These new movies are just so utterly fucking boring.
[QUOTE=Pops;26603252]Optimus is the last living Prime... so no.[/QUOTE] Keep in mind the trailer is set in 1969. And besides, The Fallen counted as one of the Primes, and he was alive until the end of the second movie. There is a good chance that it's Alpha Trion, but I could always be wrong and Bay could have just decided to screw up Unicron.
"The Autobots and Decepticons become involved in a perilous space race between the U.S. and Russia." What
"Dark of the Moon"? Is that even fucking English?? Seriously, that is the stupidest title I've ever heard. I've heard Engrish translated into more streamlined stuff. Yeah, that trailer just sucked. Because we were REALLY going to be fooled into thinking it was an Apollo movie once "From Director Michael Bay" appeared on screen. Speaking of names that come up... Stephen? Stephen fucking Spielberg??? Are you shitting me with this?? Why. Why would one of the legends of Hollywood associate themselves with this trash. Steve, you ARE an incredible asset whenever you play Producer, but YOU CAN'T SAVE THIS Save YOURSELF! But yeah, "oh no, Transformers on the Moon!", "Oh no, the government was hiding it all this time!" Uh...shocker? Way to try surprising us with shit we already knew, buttmunch. You're a MASTER of suspense... Also...are we supposed to know who this new Autobot is? And yes, I assume Autobot, because of the blue eyes, so if this is an enemy then someone is seriously fucking up their own bullshit. Either way, it's HOPELESS for anybody to glean any significance from the old-man Transformer with the Gundam-eyebrow-spikes, because the film versions of the Transformers never looked ANYTHING like their original designs. I think "Captain N: The GameMaster" did a better job of making their adapted cast recognizable. I'm sorry, I was expecting to be underwhelmed, but everything going on her just reflects insubstantiality or stupidity. I don't know what low-brow mouth-breather would be excited at all after seeing this shit, but they'd better be MAYBE fucking twelve. Ah well, at least Megan Fox is gone. And since I've access to free movies, I look forward to providing the rifftrax AND the unintended laugh-track to this shitstorm to the dismay of all the sheep who were legitimately excited for this ass of shit. Also, last in the series? As much as I WANT to believe that, I've learned in becoming an atheist that it's definitely never about what you WANT to believe... Suck my popsickle, Mike.
Overreacting much? Besides, Spielberg will make it better than the last one, I hope, and besides, I'm just going to watch it as a summer action flick on a friday night with nothing else to do so I wont complain.
In the end, Putin kills Decepticons, and takes their matrixes alongside much of Russia to become the PUTICRON!
I thought this was going to be a "Play Dark Side of the Moon along with Transformers" thing
[QUOTE=J-Dude;26618196]"Dark of the Moon"? Is that even fucking English?? Seriously, that is the stupidest title I've ever heard. I've heard Engrish translated into more streamlined stuff. Yeah, that trailer just sucked. Because we were REALLY going to be fooled into thinking it was an Apollo movie once "From Director Michael Bay" appeared on screen. Speaking of names that come up... Stephen? Stephen fucking Spielberg??? Are you shitting me with this?? Why. Why would one of the legends of Hollywood associate themselves with this trash. Steve, you ARE an incredible asset whenever you play Producer, but YOU CAN'T SAVE THIS Save YOURSELF! But yeah, "oh no, Transformers on the Moon!", "Oh no, the government was hiding it all this time!" Uh...shocker? Way to try surprising us with shit we already knew, buttmunch. You're a MASTER of suspense... Also...are we supposed to know who this new Autobot is? And yes, I assume Autobot, because of the blue eyes, so if this is an enemy then someone is seriously fucking up their own bullshit. Either way, it's HOPELESS for anybody to glean any significance from the old-man Transformer with the Gundam-eyebrow-spikes, because the film versions of the Transformers never looked ANYTHING like their original designs. I think "Captain N: The GameMaster" did a better job of making their adapted cast recognizable. I'm sorry, I was expecting to be underwhelmed, but everything going on her just reflects insubstantiality or stupidity. I don't know what low-brow mouth-breather would be excited at all after seeing this shit, but they'd better be MAYBE fucking twelve. Ah well, at least Megan Fox is gone. And since I've access to free movies, I look forward to providing the rifftrax AND the unintended laugh-track to this shitstorm to the dismay of all the sheep who were legitimately excited for this ass of shit. Also, last in the series? As much as I WANT to believe that, I've learned in becoming an atheist that it's definitely never about what you WANT to believe... Suck my popsickle, Mike.[/QUOTE] stop typing like this
[QUOTE=J-Dude;26618196]"Dark of the Moon"? Is that even fucking English?? Seriously, that is the stupidest title I've ever heard. I've heard Engrish translated into more streamlined stuff.[/QUOTE] You probably wouldn't like this then [img]http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/20/MPW-10046[/img]
The only thing I like about Michael Bay's transformers movies are the transformers' sound design. Not sure if it was the first or the second , but one of them started off with just almost a black screen and sweet delicious transforming sounds panning all around. Best part of the movies for me.
"We have successfully landed on the moon. AND WE FOUND GIANT ROBOTS."
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;26597428]Not only did they replace Megan Toe Thumbs Fox, they replaced her with someone uglier Media tagged due to nastyface [media]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/953/mv5bmtq3mtu0otk1nf5bml5.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SU8bxzFc0cI/AAAAAAAAEGg/020JvfeOOCs/s400/disgust2.jpg[/img]
So another "first-time" actress ? Oh God...
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;26627388]"We have successfully landed on the moon. AND WE FOUND GIANT ROBOTS."[/QUOTE] MEGAS XLR already beat them to this.
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;26627453][img_thumb]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rcp94biBPxg/SU8bxzFc0cI/AAAAAAAAEGg/020JvfeOOCs/s400/disgust2.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] He's gay.
I'll end up seeing it most likely. Not pointing out names, but... Person: Another Transformers move? Can't they just stop making these terrible movies? Ends up seeing it in theaters anyway and, even though he may go home and rightfully complain how stupid it may have been, enjoy it.
I really hope this is the movie that ruins Micheal Bay's career, he needs to stop making movies, hell Uwe Boll's latest efforts are better then the shit Bay has been shoveling out.
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Why the hell does unicron have fucking razorblades in his eye? What can you possibly earn from having loads and loads of tiny grinders inside what you use to see?
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