[QUOTE=deltasquid;29635711]And so our tale kicks off with trickster John
Whose breaking day mark'd one new passing year
Unaware of the events that drew near
He hated his cake though did play along
His father was a honest businessman
Had a wierd thing with shaving cream in can
But then something happened which might disturb
John and Rose set up a game of Sburb
Now armed with the hammer of Zillyhoo
Lots 'a asskicking is bound to ensue
He's a crouching moron, hidden badass
As the heir of breath, shows battle prowess
Further than many could ever progress
Yet his skill is not as pronounc'd as Vriska's
Edit: Oh hey look, page king. :allears:
Again, sorry if I messed up the syllables or rhythm or anything. I speak a lot less English than I write and read it.[/QUOTE]
Wrote one for Rose as well. I'm slightly less pleased with this one. Tried to keep it in-character in the first parts, by making it intentionally too effusive to be pleasant. I think? Also some stylistic bullshit I learnt in Latin class and I guess it worked here. See whether you can find (intentional) rhetorical devices.
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But let's not forget his friend Rose Lalonde
Sesquipedalian loquaciousness
This trait of hers annoys, I must confess
Does she think she belongs to le beau monde?
Battling throughout the Land of Lights and Rain
She quickly loses hope and wants to break
The game, attempting to fix the mistake
One might argue that she has turned insane
Now she has embraced her inner grimdark
Her plans are simple yet alarmingly stark
To kill Jack Noir and destroy the green sun
It was something to which John would adhere
'Til Becquerel stabbed him square in the rear
Time will tell whether it can be undone
[QUOTE=Lucinice;29653060]It was the creation of a new universe.[/QUOTE]
No, entry to the universe they created
Someone made SORD available for GarrysMod.
[url]http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=121003[/url]
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;29658111]Someone made SORD available for GarrysMod.
[url]http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=121003[/url][/QUOTE]
its so unbelievably shitty, that you have trouble picking it up with the gravity gun.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;29657816][img_thumb]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/126/a/5/the_r8volutionner_by_diabolo_menthe-d3fozc4.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Much better
[QUOTE=Smasher 006;29653057]Gods in the universe you create most likely.[/QUOTE]
That's if you obtain god tier.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;29658111]Someone made SORD available for GarrysMod.
[URL]http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=121003[/URL][/QUOTE]
i knew the guy who made the original SORD..... for tf2
he's a huge dick and watches my little pony
that's all there really is to say on the matter
[QUOTE=noobcake;29658547]i knew the guy who made the original SORD.....
he's a huge dick and watches my little pony
that's all there really is to say on the matter[/QUOTE]
no he isnt he's cool
i simply cannot begin to describe how wrong you are
clearly you haven't known him for very long provided we're talking about the same guy here
[QUOTE=noobcake;29658578]i simply cannot begin to describe how wrong you are
clearly you haven't known him for very long provided we're talking about the same guy here[/QUOTE]
bites/sndrec/darkomni, right?
Wow I'm going to be so sad and depressed with no updates for a week :frown:
[QUOTE=elitehakor v2;29658666]bites/sndrec/darkomni, right?[/QUOTE]
yes
i mocked his ponyfaggotry once when i was tired and off my rocker for a while and he blocked and removed me because he's an immature child
and
[quote=i]that's all there really is to say on the matter[/quote]
[QUOTE=noobcake;29660022]yes
i mocked his ponyfaggotry once when i was tired and off my rocker for a while and he blocked and removed me because he's an immature child
and[/QUOTE]
gee i wonder why
i do too
genuinely
but enough about that let's get back to the thread topic
[editline]6th May 2011[/editline]
so how bout them denizens eh
more like a funny comic
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/126/e/f/no_you_th1nk_by_littlesnuffy-d3fq9vf.png[/img]
hey guys don't forget about the whole not posting naked creepy shit
[editline]6th May 2011[/editline]
that's still a thing
[url]http://tubedubber.com/#wGQlI0XfEaY:_zfOKIREJX8:0:100:0:-3:false[/url]
Time On My Side fits surprisingly well with [s]Jade: Enter.
Works best with 2-3 second audio delay
[QUOTE=Dragon;29660506]hey guys don't forget about the whole not posting naked creepy shit
[editline]6th May 2011[/editline]
that didn't stop being a thing that happened or anything.
[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
Just ordered meself a Hero of Light hoodie. Now I play the waiting game.
[QUOTE=Spuzz;29660609]Fixed.[/QUOTE]
i can appreciate that even if you have the same avatar as me
lemon bros i guess?
[QUOTE=noobcake;29660022]yes
i mocked his ponyfaggotry once when i was tired and off my rocker for a while and he blocked and removed me because he's an immature child[/QUOTE]
bites watches mlp? ahahhahaha
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