• [Interactive] War of the something
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Ask where the bitches at
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/wVGPoY.png[/IMG] [I]around 500 enemy elites hm[/I] "Commander, there's around 25 dropships flying towards the front" [I]"u serios"[/I] "Me vry srios dude" [I]he heard nothing for a second[/I] [I]"okay, here's the plan"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/236tUM.png[/IMG] [I]"the bluetards are moving towards Kill Dumbo"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/YYVC1v.png[/IMG] [I]"I'm going to move our Cunt Destroyers towards you"[/I] "okay" [I]"You're going to move those snipers to a more fitting location"[/I] "alright" [I]"like, now"[/I] "Oh ok right totally on it like right now yeah" [I]where will he move them? They've only got a couple of minutes before the dropships get here, so the city or another division is out of the question hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm[/I]
to the bunker!
>Locate a nearby building and get them to higher ground so they can be more effective.
bury yourselves in the dirt, wait for the blues to pass then flank them
This [QUOTE=Krinkels;38891191]Flank them on one side.[/QUOTE] and this [QUOTE=maximizer39v2;38893414]>Locate a nearby building and get them to higher ground so they can be more effective.[/QUOTE] combined.
[I]What should he do? Flank them! ok but from where? high buildings? Ah crap, they razed all the buildings outside the city walls to agregate all the civilians in one area oh wait, this army still uses[URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/US_Navy_081104-N-7367K-011_Seabees_assigned_to_Naval_Mobile_Construction_Battalion_%28NMCB%29_1_keep_guard_the_protective_lines_from_a_fighting_position_at_forward_operating_base_zero.jpg"] ranger graves[/URL][/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/ls8pKl.png[/IMG] "Men, get in your shit holes! One pair in each one, once you hear them hitting the ground count to twenty and then attack" [I]"We're going to fight close range? Why?"[/I] "We don't have enough time to put any noticable distance between us and them anyway, now move! We've got a couple of minutes" [I]"Alright"[/I] [I]He points to the only sniper who has knife marks on his rags[/I] "You, set up on the far end, I'll be on this one" [I]A rather slim soldier walks up to him[/I] [I]"Guess we're sitting in the same hole, heh"[/I] [I]he always gets stuck with a girl tee hee[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/K155Yu.png[/IMG] [I]"Sir?"[/I] [Img]http://i.cubeupload.com/b2vjcK.png[/img] "Yeah?" [I]"My HUD is busted, how far out?"[/I] "10's, we've got two minutes" [I]"Oh"[/I] [I]He wonders how many of these snipers have ever fought in close range[/I] [editline]19th December 2012[/editline] Question time, if you have any
Do the snipers use that dual barrel gun, if not what do they use?
Can the snipers call in mortar strikes ?
"Hey uh, what kind of rifles do you guys use? I've rarely ever fought with snipers up close" [I]The soldier stops playing with her helmet controls and looks up at you "ah, it's pretty much the same dual rifle everyone uses, but the barrel is longer"[/I] "Wait, so pretty much anyone can be a sniper?" [I]"heh, no, the bullets we use are two stage, they kinda fire again midway and the optics are replaced with a scope that can set the auto detonate, it pretty much doubles our range"[/I] "That sounds ridiculous" [I]"haha yeah"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/3PaKWK.png[/IMG] [I]"oh, and all of our rounds explode on impact, so we can't use them in close range"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/FZM1iY.png[/IMG] [I][SUP]BAM BAM[/SUP] Here they are[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/8Itrin.png[/IMG] [I]BAM[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/FZM1iY.png[/IMG] "Start counting" [editline]19th December 2012[/editline] [I]Time to get his share of the war![/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/kFFgFx.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/uM0GoZ.png[/IMG] [editline]19th December 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/xyefEY.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/6oQdN7.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/kfTypQ.png[/IMG] [editline]19th December 2012[/editline] [I]"Die you menstrual scum! For freedom!"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/t9M5St.png[/IMG] "what?" [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/uHoEJx.png[/img] [I] A couple of things go through his mind as he stares at a pair of light brown eyes one of them is that a blue knife is so ridiculous the other is that he always gets stuck with a girl and the last is that well in this case he's going to get stuck with a knife[/I] [I]Either way the only thing he says to himself is[/I] "ohholyshitwhatthefuckinghades" I think he's going to need your help with this one
-snip- >He blocks the knife with his rifle while kicking the guy in the crotch, then shoves the gun up under the enemy's ribs and holds the trigger.
>Block forearm with forearm >Bash heads. Your helmet is clearly more badass and thereforeth, stronger.
Use your middle and index finger to prick her in the eyes, meanwhile knee her in the pussy.
This interactive will continue tomorrow, but, some exposition that will probably come in handy later in the game, because things are about to get a bit harder to solve [QUOTE=maximizer39v2;38897934]-snip- >He blocks the knife with his rifle while kicking the guy in the crotch, then shoves the gun up under the enemy's ribs and holds the trigger.[/QUOTE] You are clearly not holding your rifle [QUOTE=Whalen207;38898155]Your helmet is clearly more badass and thereforeth, stronger.[/QUOTE] the Hades Coalition army is one of the few factions with a headshot proof helmet (it will survive one direct hit), there is only one other faction in the game that uses similar helmet (and its not the blues and the dual rifle pierces pretty much any body armor anyway) [QUOTE=Satansick;38898341]Use your middle and index finger to prick her in the eyes, meanwhile knee her in the pussy.[/QUOTE] Just a clarification (It's my fault I didn't mention this properly), he's staring at her eyes through her helmets visor. You'd only smear her visor. Also [QUOTE=Whalen207;38893845]bury yourselves in the dirt, wait for the blues to pass then flank them[/QUOTE] [SUP]THIS WAS REALLY SMART[/SUP] This is an interactive and you guys shape the story a lot (hell you already chose the bad guys and skipped experiencing an orbital drop first hand) but in this situation there was still a "wrong" and a "right" direction. If you guys insisted on shooting randomly in the air or going in a nonspecific direction (or just being overly vague) you actually would've lost the outer city area and been forced to fight inside it (which would've had its cool moments as well, but over all a waste of time). I had a "right answer" in my head which was pretty much getting as far away from the drop zone and then shooting the drop pods instead of the drop ships. I was wondering if anyone would think of focusing on the less obvious yet more effective target, but in the end I got a way more kickass answer instead, even if it did remove the snipers from their comfort zone, I find it to be a far better solution. and so you won't be mad about a lack of updates: [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/aPyko4.png[/IMG] Also, what do you guys think of the interactive so far?
This interactive is sex
[QUOTE=Burgervich;38899074]This interactive is sex[/QUOTE] Speaking of sex let's get some lemon up in here
[QUOTE=Whalen207;38898155]>Block forearm with forearm >Bash heads. Your helmet is clearly more badass and thereforeth, stronger.[/QUOTE] ^ Disarm the enemy > Get her in a choke hold whilst holding the knife to her neck, or kill her with the knife if you can't. Also, what happens to prisoners? Maybe we should take the smurf as one. (Explaining why I didn't just list "kill her")
[QUOTE=gregmasterx;38903045]^ Disarm the enemy > Get her in a choke hold whilst holding the knife to her neck, or kill her with the knife if you can't. Also, what happens to prisoners? Maybe we should take the smurf as one. (Explaining why I didn't just list "kill her")[/QUOTE] I agree with greg, we should rape her.
We should keep in mind that this is still a combat situation though, lets make sure not to even hesitate in killing her if it'd endanger us not to.
[QUOTE=Whalen207;38908380]I agree with greg, we should rape her.[/QUOTE] Or we can do the honorable thing and seduce her then take her out on a couple dates THEN we can "rape" her.
[QUOTE=wewt!;38898963]Just a clarification (It's my fault I didn't mention this properly), he's staring at her eyes through her helmets visor. You'd only smear her visor.[/QUOTE] Press harder ! Really just stab the visor with your fingers !
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/M2hRo0.png[/IMG] [I]He headbutts her and catches her knife[/I] [I]"Ow, you assho-[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/8wCv2g.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/hdp2jJ.png[/IMG] [I]"hey shitbird slayer"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/L9JyV6.png[/IMG] "Commander?" [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/wQg1eZ.png[/IMG] [I]"You broke your helmet, moron"[/I] [I]Why isn't she wearing her faceplate? They're in the middle of a warzone Ignoring that though, she's rather pleased to see him alive [/I]
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS UNSAFE >Jump out infront of her and block her face with yours to protect her from bullets, become immune from awkwardness
>sex
>Scan the situation: Check functionality of helmet, numbers and positions of enemies, and safety of commander. >Greet commander, inquire about timing of smoking break. Also, >Pick up your rifle.
[I]Helmet functionality check result: fukken wrecked[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/TZD5AX.png[/IMG] [I]He takes his helmet off[/I] [I]As undramatically as possible[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/voQI0i.png[/IMG] "Commander? Are you okay?" [I]"My leg is fine"[/I] "No I mean like in the head dude, why isn't your helmet on? You're going to get shot!" [I]"By who?"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/m5n0jh.png[/IMG] [I]"See any blues around?"[/I] "huh, we won already?" [I]"well, that was a brilliant ambush you did, along with our division rolling in we made quick work of the 500 elites"[/I] ":D" [I]"..."[/I] [I]"If you've got any business to do here, do it. Meet me in the command tent afterwards"[/I]
>Request a high-five [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] Or just retrieve your gun and the knife and go to the tent if she's already gone
half the images are broken for me.
They just load slowly for me. Also, wewt, how's the update coming along? I don't want to rush you, but your schedule has been sorta daily so I thought I'd ask.
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