[Interactive] War of the something - General

Phone update: it's vacation time, so I'm hopping bars with my friends, updates will happen though

[I]He picks up his gun and goes to the command tent[/I] [I]But for now, a shift of perspective to the commander, two weeks from now[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/JuBLx2.png[/IMG] [I]The commander would love help you ease in to this change, but she's a little busy being pissed off Why? Well first of all you're not her mother you don't need to know everything you shit, but if she [B]had[/B] to list a few things: -it's cold -she can't see anything because of this stupid winter gear -her cigarettes got wet -shitbird slayer is busy getting laid with some mercenary skank whore bitch -would still bang the shit out of -[B]it's cold[/B][/I] [I]Out on watch with nothing do but to think, she remembers a photo a friend once took of her[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/45o8Jk.png[/IMG] "Make sure you get my good side" [I]she said. It was after her scarring but before her promotion, her friend took it while they were "on watch" at an orbital station. There's no point in having an actual watch there, so it's really just off time. It was pretty boring, but at least there was good company, instead of these smartass soldiers who can't go two minutes without asking a ridiculous que- [/I] [I]"commander!"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/aj6Qhe.png[/IMG] [I]oh great, now someone is interrupting her peaceful thoughts[/I] [I]Does she give a fuck? [/I][sp]because of the late update I made a contrived way of showing you the commander in a bit more detail without her armor on and also some fun facts: The picture is two months old, her friend was another female soldier, they were a part of an experimental orbital drop division that was almost completely destroyed in a battle with the golds (which it famously won), after that it was given a new commander (guess who), renamed the "cunt destroyers" and repurposed as a high risk assault force. Our hero was reassigned to them shortly afterwards. He has only known the commander for a couple of weeks[/sp]

>Give a fuck

> Sex please

shitbird with arm around mercenary appear through snow >greet >beat shit out of him (optional objective)

[I]She decides that she might as well give a fuck[/I] [I]"hey commander"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/e2aF8C.png[/IMG] "ah, shitbird slayer, did you leave Spider hanging?" [I]"I just showed our merc her quarters. That was a terrible pun by the way"[/I] "Well where have you been for so long then?" [I]"I was at the post, got you these"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/QrA3F0.png[/IMG] "oh" [I]"you're welcome" yay cigarettes he didn't get her brand but at least they're dry[/I]

>Smoke all of them at once

really

Show your gratitude by giving him a hug

Do you have a lighter?

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/yi7GCI.png[/IMG] "hey" [I]"yeah?"[/I] "Do..." [I]"yes?"[/I] "Do you..." [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/lHUTQR.png[/IMG] "...want like a hug or something? As a spontaneous thank you?" [I]"uhm, it's not very spontaneous anymore now"[/I] [I]Oh well[/I] "Eh, w/e. Let's get back on watch" [I]She starts thinking about why he's still calling her commander even after his promotion[/I]

Wewt, please, teach me how to faces Oh and by the way, since I got a tablet to free myself from mouse drawing recently, your shit has inspired me to take up serious freehanding. I was really constrained to pixel art and painstakingly hard to make freehand drawings with the mouse.

I am going into graphic design and illustration as a job next year, before that I was a machinist so I've learned mostly by myself. So my advice from what I know is get a sketchbook and a ballpoint pen, sketch people you see. Practice all the time and when you're not practicing you should think about practicing, you can't get any good if you're not neck deep all the time. Then afterwards you learn to combine that with a social life and you're set. Though you should go to the creationism corner because they have some very experienced artists that have actually gone to art school n' shiz

>Shitbird: Hug her anyway

You're playing as the commander at the moment

[QUOTE=wewt!;38986125]You're playing as the commander at the moment[/QUOTE] >Create a fort out of snow then

>Ask shitbird slayer why he still calls you commander after his promotion to "..."

Find sewer pipe and eat the sewage for the powers of Polandball

[I]"What are you doing?"[/I] "I'm making a snowfort" [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/Pzjiue.png[/IMG] "Hey dude, why do you still call me commander? We're the same rank now." [I]"I guess I never learned your name, the other commanders don't call you by name either"[/I] [I]Hmph [SUB]Bunch of flat asses. Wouldn't.[/SUB][/I] "I guess I've never payed attention to that" [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/PRW76d.png[/IMG] [I]"You want help with that?"[/I] "Haven't you got anything better to do?" [I]"We're on watch, it's either this or more target practice"[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PiNgT.png[/IMG] [I]What did he just say?[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k8lQj.png[/IMG] [I]"Hey!"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/iBwssi.png[/IMG] "Huh?" [I]"Yeah you!"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/yvoPmL.png[/IMG] [I]"what's up? We're on watch together!"[/I] "You don't need combat gear for watch on an orbital station, gal" [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2u1QO.png[/IMG] [I]"What, really?"[/I] "yes, really" [I]"Dang!"[/I] "Besides, don't you have anything better to do?" [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/nf0kIc.png[/IMG] [I]"Well it's either this or more target practice so..."[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8whGx.png[/IMG] [I]"What's your name?"[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Wf0QY.png[/IMG] "heh, Jane. My name's..." [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PiNgT.png[/IMG] "...Jane" [I]"What?"[/I] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ropuS.png[/IMG] "My name is Jane" [I]"Well, nice to meet you Jane, I'm Brian"[/I] [editline]29th December 2012[/editline] Cubeupload loads very slowly lately, so I'd recommend waiting for the whole page to load before reading I'm trying out imgur, we'll see what happens [sp]Also if you're an awkward dunce: right now you are having a conversation, you should converse Don't worry, the action hasn't gone away for long[/sp]

>Both of you: Build the greatest snow-fort that the world has ever seen, also ask him if he wants a smoke. If any enemy appears they'll be fucked no bullet can penetrate pure snow.

[I]A few hours later...[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/U8HO7w.png[/IMG] [I]"Commanders! Commanders!"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/qqyBFe.png[/IMG] [I]"Whoa, what the fuck?"[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/92t51S.png[/IMG] "You got a problem with our fucking awesome fort private?" [I]"There's a huge middle finger on the other side for the blues, maybe you should stand on that side!"[/I] [I]The private yelps out "Uh, um... I've got news on blue movement!"[/I]

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen >Help him on top and ask him what the news is. Deploy the compressed snow rope if he cannot climb.

"Brian, should we help him up?" [I]"Nah, only cool people allowed."[/I] "Use your radio, private!" [I]"You two are rude."[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/JPshqQ.png[/IMG] [I]"uuhm so yeah, after our glorious victory over the blue elite drop troopers, which we have found out to be named [B]The pidgeon born[/B] division..."[/I] [I]She never got the blues' ridiculous naming system, clearly ours is superior[/I] [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/kcI27x.png[/IMG] [I]"...they have moved back their front to the mountain bases, which are incredibly heavily fortified. Our supreme warlord and his high commanders have prepared a statement which says, quote: [B]"It's on motherfuckers, challenge accepted"[/B] Mam, our division and the 27th Bird Dogs..." That's Brian's new division! "...are going to be at the head of the assault, apparently we're going to have to take over their orbital stations above the mountains first. The Supreme warlord must've heard of your experience with orbital warfare...[/I]" [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/0URXWs.png[/IMG] [I]Yeah, that experience is being hurled from space to the ground, not from space to more space.[/I] "...we were given an option to also take our new mercenary, code named Spider, with us. You'd have to direct her operations personally though. So, what do you say, mam?"

>"Let's do this shit"

^ but also >"Who is this new merc though, and why a stupid name like Spider?"

Most of the names in this interactive are stupid that's the point. The glorious supreme warlord has the greatest sense of humor.

Bonus content: Jane's theme song [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/qTuhhL.png[/IMG] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca31h28UVzQ[/media] Spider's theme song [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/G9MJhK.png[/IMG] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8C-ZTQJIkU[/media]

[QUOTE=wewt!;39014331] theme song [IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/G9MJhK.png[/IMG] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9rrusMnwxQ[/media][/QUOTE] I don't think it's possible to have a song that lyric's make less sense then this.

exactly

[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;39014316]Most of the names in this interactive are stupid that's the point. The glorious supreme warlord has the greatest sense of humor.[/QUOTE] I was expecting something stupider than spider, having expectations high due to Shitbird slayer 's appearance.