[QUOTE=Marijuanananana;18700506]bananas remind me of huge dicks. and i love huge dicks especially in my ass and mouth[/QUOTE]
Not many places left after that. :downs:
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[QUOTE=Maccabee;18717161]
My mum, always told me to never have more then one banana because you will have the runs. I tested this once. She was right. Tell me if you have the same result.[/QUOTE]
Not true. Otherwise you would have problems after a banana milkshake. There are easily 2 in there. I often eat 2 or 3 bananas when I get them, I like them.
Made a banana-strawberry milkshake because of this thread.
[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;18700529]They're also the most radioactive fruit, due to having a high potassium content (there's a relatively abundant radioactive isotope of potassium and so bananas have a higher percentage). :science:
[url]http://chemistry.about.com/b/2008/08/11/bananas-are-radioactive.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
Damn good cancer stick then.
I'm more of an apple man.
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18700928]Funny thing is that bananas are genetically modified by humans to be sterile (without seeds) and eatable. Specifically the Cavendish one, which cannot reproduce naturally and must rely on humans to reproduce them.[/QUOTE]
Which is why that video, if YouTube had a rating system, would have over 100,000 dumbs
[QUOTE=Furioso;18758287][IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/potsm_master/what.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?"
[img]http://www.weirdworm.com/img/life/4-weirdest-stand-up-comedians/mitch-hedberg.jpg[/img]
Bananas are going to be extinct.
[QUOTE=Wayword;18760780]Bananas are going to be extinct.[/QUOTE]
nuh uh
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18760785]nuh uh[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=744177[/url]
[QUOTE=Wayword;18760803][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=744177[/url][/QUOTE]
Not a discussion thread, and no source so not news either
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18760811]Not a discussion thread, and no source so not news either[/QUOTE]
That was a VNL ban, doesn't count.
you don't count
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18760825]you don't count[/QUOTE]
your face doesn't count.
your mom's vagina doesn't count
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I'm allergic to bananas :(
[QUOTE=Maccabee;18717161]
My mum, always told me to never have more then one banana because you will have the runs. I tested this once. She was right. Tell me if you have the same result.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you and your mum have a fucking horrible diet otherwise, because I can slam 4 bananas and my shit is fucking solid.
Bananas are curved because they grow to the sun.
A lot of people peel a banana by breaking the stick ontop of it, but the best way is to squeeze the small part on the bottom.
I don't eat bannanas because they are nasty :(
I eat three bananas aday, Instead of eating cookies and short energy stuff.
[QUOTE=KorJax;18767862]I don't eat bannanas because they are nasty :([/QUOTE]
you dont seem to have any qualms about eating dicks
[QUOTE=professional;18762474]I can slam 4 bananas and my shit is fucking solid.[/QUOTE]
That sounds... wrong.
I hate bananas. Disgusting is what they are
[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18769920]That sounds... wrong.[/QUOTE]
Shill le 2nd: Looking for a homosexual joke where there isn't one.
Get out.
[QUOTE=Marijuanananana;18700506]bananas remind me of huge dicks. and i love huge dicks especially in my ass and mouth[/QUOTE]
This is one of the reasons I love FP.
