• Tips for a weed noob
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Alright so i guess were either gonna roll some joints or use a soda bottle pipe tbh waterfall bongs look the easiest/best but like the above post says its probably too much
THen just make a small waterfall or put a small amount in, and if you do think there is too much to take in one go just take a small toke from it.
[QUOTE=Faz;37586358]Alright so i guess were either gonna roll some joints or use a soda bottle pipe tbh waterfall bongs look the easiest/best but like the above post says its probably too much[/QUOTE] Lol, I though you already done all the weed. I'm dissapoint.
[QUOTE=TehWhale;37583902]nearly had a panic attack because i cleared a fucking gravity bong my first time that wasn't good[/QUOTE] we did that to one of our friends, he was coughing for a good 5 minutes and then just went completely out of it
[QUOTE=Reflectent;37570343]dont overdose[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551650_354465047974513_959097897_n.jpg[/IMG] dangerous drug
you suck the smoke into your mouth and then you make OHH like someone scared you and then your buddy has to do the heinrich maneuver on you so you get the smoke out of your lungs again and then you chill
[QUOTE=Bert the Turtle;37588541]we did that to one of our friends, he was coughing for a good 5 minutes and then just went completely out of it[/QUOTE]yeah basically this my throat was dying
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;37571448]It would be awesome to OD on weed. You'd go down in history as the first person to manage to do it.[/QUOTE] just think about how high you'd be too
[QUOTE=TehWhale;37591130]yeah basically this my throat was dying[/QUOTE] yeah similar thing happened to me, I couldn't sleep that well because everytime I breathed normally it hurt :v:
For preparation: -Bring water, you'll need it young greenhorn! -Prepare some food for yourself, don't eat junkfood, try and eat real food whenever you can. -Calm your mind, don't amp yourself up for it, just take it as it comes. There are more preparation tips, like how to grind your tree, roll Js, and pack vaporizers etc, but i'm sure you'll learn them as you go along, that's all you need to know for now if your friend is smoking you in. Smoking tips: -Inhale it (yes seriously, you don't even know how many dumb-asses I've seen who just hold a little puff in their mouths). -Hold it in for 4-6 seconds, it takes 6 seconds for your lungs to absorb 95% of the THC in a hit. -Don't take huge fucking hits, it's your first time, don't be stupid. Eventually you'll learn when to end your hits on different mediums (by medium I mean how you ingested it, and that has everything to do with the papers you rolled in, pipes/bongs/bubblers/etc that you have smoked from, and vaporizers -you'll learn all this stuff eventually-). Psychology tips: -Don't rush yourself, enjoy it all! -Throw out your paranoia, it serves you no purpose in life. -Always believe that it's going to be good weed, that way you can experience the full effect. A lot of smokers -even experienced ones- don't understand the way your psychology effects you while THC is active in your body. -Don't believe in all the "tolerance" bullshit. Tolerance is whatever you make of it, if you always believe it's good weed then you'll get the full effect (at least that's how it has always worked for me, even while smoking 2-5 Js a day and then reverting back to hitting my vape once a day). -You don't need THC to sleep, THC inhibits REM, so don't believe that either. General tips: -Smoke outdoors, enjoy the sun! -Only go driving once you feel comfortable to do so. If you're normally a clumsy person, you'll be clumsy high. If you're good at driving, you'll be good, etc. -Don't become a connoisseur, I know it will take a while until you'll be able to get to that point, but just don't let it happen. Nobody wants to hear about how subtle you think your sativa is. -Learn to distinguish between indica and sativa. There are two different types of weed, and many strains among each -some of them hybrids of course-, and they have several different highs that come along with them. Try to learn the feelings and learn to distinguish how they affect you. For now, don't really worry about this though, i'm just saying for future reference. -Most of all, enjoy it, don't let the fact that it's illegal bug you out. It's a plant, it's good for you, enjoy it, enjoy your life, and use it as both a tool and recreationally.
Stupid question, but what ARE my rights when it comes to searches or whatever? (Im in the UK, if that helps) what should I know and what should I do if it happens for whatever reason? The only thing I know is that they cant search your shoes...
I don't know how it is in the UK, but here in the US police can only search you or your vehicle if you consent to it or they have a warrant. Otherwise you can refuse to consent to the search.
[QUOTE=tristanguy2;37596122]I don't know how it is in the UK, but here in the US police can only search you or your vehicle if you consent to it or they have a warrant. Otherwise you can refuse to consent to the search.[/QUOTE] Unless there is probable cause, anything from red eyes to an odor of pot can get your car searched. This is true for Chicago, I'm curious as to what UK law enforcement does with marijuana.
1. depends if it going to be in a house. if yes, then i would probably do it in your room or in your backyard. there are many tips to smoke in your room just look it up on youtube. if your gonna do it outside then do it at a time when they arent home. if you try to do it at night you may have a likely chance to wake them up especially if its a 1 story home. 2. you can if you want. i personaly use a pipe and i smoke it in my room at night and somtimes after school at home. bongs are great. only use joints outside, NEVER in your house! they are very smelly 3. any junkfood really 4. make sure to spray yourself with somthing after smoking. use a fan in your room if smoking. if you went to a friends house to smoke, makre sure to brush your teeth, take a shower, and wash your clothes. take big long hits, its the only way to get reeeeally high. damn im stoned lol
it's pretty easy to look up your rights, I did after reading this thread and now I feel great and well informed
Hey guys i finally got around to it after alot of delay, great experience... First we went to this forested area with a big hill and got up there with our food and sutff, shared 3 joints among 4 people.. I inhaled and did everything correctly, got most of the effects fully, the only bad part is is that when we came up from the ravine I was TERRIFIED of people and thought everyone was gonna find out im baked and call the cops, but ill probably get over that, other memorable moments include thinking a log was a bear and stroking the ground because it felt really good
[QUOTE=Faz;37646390]Hey guys i finally got around to it after alot of delay, great experience... First we went to this forested area with a big hill and got up there with our food and sutff, shared 3 joints among 4 people.. I inhaled and did everything correctly, got most of the effects fully, the only bad part is is that when we came up from the ravine I was TERRIFIED of people and thought everyone was gonna find out im baked and call the cops, but ill probably get over that, other memorable moments include thinking a log was a bear and stroking the ground because it felt really good[/QUOTE] You [i]definitely[/i] get over being afraid of being caught by people. I was walking down the street with piece, nugjug, car keys, and lighter in my hand before I was remembered "oh yeah this shit's illegal" and stashed it in my pocket.
[QUOTE=Tophat;37594606]For preparation: -Bring water, you'll need it young greenhorn! -Prepare some food for yourself, don't eat junkfood, try and eat real food whenever you can. -Calm your mind, don't amp yourself up for it, just take it as it comes. There are more preparation tips, like how to grind your tree, roll Js, and pack vaporizers etc, but i'm sure you'll learn them as you go along, that's all you need to know for now if your friend is smoking you in. Smoking tips: -Inhale it (yes seriously, you don't even know how many dumb-asses I've seen who just hold a little puff in their mouths). -Hold it in for 4-6 seconds, it takes 6 seconds for your lungs to absorb 95% of the THC in a hit. -Don't take huge fucking hits, it's your first time, don't be stupid. Eventually you'll learn when to end your hits on different mediums (by medium I mean how you ingested it, and that has everything to do with the papers you rolled in, pipes/bongs/bubblers/etc that you have smoked from, and vaporizers -you'll learn all this stuff eventually-). Psychology tips: -Don't rush yourself, enjoy it all! -Throw out your paranoia, it serves you no purpose in life. -Always believe that it's going to be good weed, that way you can experience the full effect. A lot of smokers -even experienced ones- don't understand the way your psychology effects you while THC is active in your body. -Don't believe in all the "tolerance" bullshit. Tolerance is whatever you make of it, if you always believe it's good weed then you'll get the full effect (at least that's how it has always worked for me, even while smoking 2-5 Js a day and then reverting back to hitting my vape once a day). -You don't need THC to sleep, THC inhibits REM, so don't believe that either. General tips: -Smoke outdoors, enjoy the sun! -Only go driving once you feel comfortable to do so. If you're normally a clumsy person, you'll be clumsy high. If you're good at driving, you'll be good, etc. -Don't become a connoisseur, I know it will take a while until you'll be able to get to that point, but just don't let it happen. Nobody wants to hear about how subtle you think your sativa is. -Learn to distinguish between indica and sativa. There are two different types of weed, and many strains among each -some of them hybrids of course-, and they have several different highs that come along with them. Try to learn the feelings and learn to distinguish how they affect you. For now, don't really worry about this though, i'm just saying for future reference. -Most of all, enjoy it, don't let the fact that it's illegal bug you out. It's a plant, it's good for you, enjoy it, enjoy your life, and use it as both a tool and recreationally.[/QUOTE] Tolerance is most definitely not just in your head, you just haven't smoked enough to build a tolerance, it takes years unless you smoke alot everyday. [editline]13th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Faz;37646390]Hey guys i finally got around to it after alot of delay, great experience... First we went to this forested area with a big hill and got up there with our food and sutff, shared 3 joints among 4 people.. I inhaled and did everything correctly, got most of the effects fully, the only bad part is is that when we came up from the ravine I was TERRIFIED of people and thought everyone was gonna find out im baked and call the cops, but ill probably get over that, other memorable moments include thinking a log was a bear and stroking the ground because it felt really good[/QUOTE] Yea no one's going to call the police for you just being stoned, plus really the police have better things to do usually than hassle some kid who's high on weed not bothering anyone. Plus unless they know you, most people won't really think twice if your stoned, unless you're acting funny and have blaze red eyes :v:
[QUOTE=zach1193;37649060]Tolerance is most definitely not just in your head, you just haven't smoked enough to build a tolerance, it takes years unless you smoke alot everyday. [editline]13th September 2012[/editline] Yea no one's going to call the police for you just being stoned, plus really the police have better things to do usually than hassle some kid who's high on weed not bothering anyone. Plus unless they know you, most people won't really think twice if your stoned, unless you're acting funny and have blaze red eyes :v:[/QUOTE] lol wtf no, if you smoke once a day everyday, tolerance will build up within a month, it'll go from being awesome high to a comfortable stoning where you just get good feels more than anything quickest i've had it build up is about a week I think, but it wasn't quite so bad, basically went from smoking a few hits to smoking half a gram
[QUOTE=Mac2468;37572238]Invest in hemp wick if you start smoking daily. [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] Invest in hemp wick anyway. Butane dulls your sense of taste and smell, and can give you headaches. Also since the flame is smaller it won't torch up and waste your precious bud. [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] Know your rights and how to enforce them if you're out and you're carrying anything.[/QUOTE] The hemp wicks and beeswax stuff is a bit of a con really. Once butane is combusted it is no longer butane, you can't taste it. Sure it sounds nice to be 'organic' and the like but instead of having a relativity clean flame you end up with more bits of burning plant and shit. Not saying you should stop or anything, but look into it, if you're using a wick for those reasons then you might be wasting your money. Not sure about having a smaller flame but most lighters you can control the size anyway. [editline]13th September 2012[/editline] because butane combusts to make co2 and water, its clean
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;37649154]lol wtf no, if you smoke once a day everyday, tolerance will build up within a month, it'll go from being awesome high to a comfortable stoning where you just get good feels more than anything quickest i've had it build up is about a week I think, but it wasn't quite so bad, basically went from smoking a few hits to smoking half a gram[/QUOTE] Hmmm, well not in my experience, my tolerance is still fairly low and I smoke every day at least once. I dunno I started out with shit weed and kept getting better weed, so maybe I've gotten a tolerance but the weed keeps getting better or something, but I still get the same amount of high alot of the time. But also I said that, "if you smoke alot everyday."
thing is i find that even though i'll smoke like 5 bowls in the shower, 1 bowl will still get me blazed, it's not so much that the tolerance makes it harder to get high but I find it gradually diminishes the effects of the high so it's easier to just smoke small amounts and get the same kinda feeling as you would with more when it gets like that, because less wasteful but also less tolerance build up
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;37650683]thing is i find that even though i'll smoke like 5 bowls in the shower, 1 bowl will still get me blazed, it's not so much that the tolerance makes it harder to get high but I find it gradually diminishes the effects of the high so it's easier to just smoke small amounts and get the same kinda feeling as you would with more when it gets like that, because less wasteful but also less tolerance build up[/QUOTE] Yea that's usually how I smoke, I don't normally do too much ever, never really have, only on certain occasions, or once in a while.
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;37649268] because butane combusts to make co2 and water, its clean[/QUOTE] So you think that the butane found in cheap $1 lighters is 100% pure? While butane may just turn into water and co2, you're forgetting all of the impurities. I use hemp wick whenever possible to avoid the taste bad taste. You don't realize it until you've smoked and not tasted it.
Tip for a newb at smoking weed: Say goodbye to your short term memory, you won't be needing that anymore
I remember the first time I got really high. I thought people were joking with the short-term memory issues. It's no joke, I couldn't remember anything
[QUOTE=gingee703;37669469]Tip for a newb at smoking weed: Say goodbye to your short term memory, you won't be needing that anymore[/QUOTE] Haha, how true is this. This is exactly what screws with me when im high. Feels like im living "memento"
[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;37649268]The hemp wicks and beeswax stuff is a bit of a con really. Once butane is combusted it is no longer butane, you can't taste it. Sure it sounds nice to be 'organic' and the like but instead of having a relativity clean flame you end up with more bits of burning plant and shit. Not saying you should stop or anything, but look into it, if you're using a wick for those reasons then you might be wasting your money. Not sure about having a smaller flame but most lighters you can control the size anyway. [editline]13th September 2012[/editline] because butane combusts to make co2 and water, its clean[/QUOTE] Bullshit, if butane combusts so cleanly why do lighters give me a splitting headache and leave a taste in my mouth that makes me gag?
Because you're obviously just sucking the butane straight out of the lighter [editline]19th September 2012[/editline] like without even smoking weed youre just huffing butane [editline]19th September 2012[/editline] obvs
[QUOTE=Mac2468;37690308]Bullshit, if butane combusts so cleanly why do lighters give me a splitting headache and leave a taste in my mouth that makes me gag?[/QUOTE] Hes thinking the butane is undergoing complete combustion however the yellow flame indicates incomplete combustion meaning carbon and carbon monoxide are also being made, the carbon probably causes some of the bad taste
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