[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231479]Luke shut up.[/QUOTE]
Why are you so mean to me.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18231417]Lol. A healthy person takes a shit on average every 3 days, you aren't some super constipated brick machine.[/QUOTE]
A healthy person takes a shit on average once every 1-2 days.
My father takes three shits a day.
I don't mind losing a little blood every now and again, hell I can always make more. But I draw the line at blood coming from anywhere near my ass.
At that point we've crossed from "walk it off" to "oh shit there's blood coming outta my ass!".
A medical professional should be consulted, and no WebMD doesn't count.
need pictures naow
[i]She scared the [b]shit[/b] out of me...[/i]
Couldn't it be that you actually took the biggest crap ever and your asshole got so stretched that you pulled something? :P
And I'm joining the Doctor bandwagon, Go see a doctor, man... they can save your ass (pun)
Eat lots of bannanas, and drink some more coffee.
Trust me, you wont even feel the need to shit anymore.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18231417]Lol. A healthy person takes a shit on average every 3 days, you aren't some super constipated brick machine.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck. What kind of person retains their shit for 3 days. I shit everyday around the same time, sooo not shitting for 3 days is not good at ALL.
<----------- And what the fuck that doesn't look like David Hasselhoff. It looks like some random guy wearing a fur coat with shades shooped onto his face.
I can't believe I'm in before a period joke.
Anyway, [i]don't[/i] eat bread less, fiber is good if you've got problems like that. Oh and don't hold it in, that can't help.
The easy way to stop this from happening again is shit when you have to.
i get out alot but i dont get a fre pass 2 vagina do i
Eat more fruits and vegetables. Anything that has fiber in it cause it will help with bowel movement.
Medic, if he isn't a spy.
Paging Dr. Facepunch. "Yes?" We have another person asking for advice on bleeding from his ass. "I'm a Doctor, you're going to die."
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[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231311]1 No. I am a straight virgin male ok. I said that i get constipated a lot and i have hard shit a lot.[/QUOTE]
I lol'd.
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18231983]What the fuck. What kind of person retains their shit for 3 days. I shit everyday around the same time, sooo not shitting for 3 days is not good at ALL.
<----------- And what the fuck that doesn't look like David Hasselhoff. It looks like some random guy wearing a fur coat with shades shooped onto his face.[/QUOTE]
Said the guy who thinks he's a doctor and can tell everyone what their problem is.
This thread is a classic.
I had one of these about a year ago. Everything I did made it worse. I just stopped eating altogether for a week and it healed. (I also lost 20 lbs)
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Whatever you do DON'T EAT MORE FOOD THAT WILL MAKE THE FISSURE WORSE.
[QUOTE=skylortrexle;18233811]I had one of these about a year ago. Everything I did made it worse. I just stopped eating altogether for a week and it healed. (I also lost 20 lbs)
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Whatever you do DON'T EAT MORE FOOD THAT WILL MAKE THE FISSURE WORSE.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I can't imagine not eating for a week without some little snack.
exercise your sphincter i think that will help.
Honestly, as soon as I saw the words "Anal fissure" I almost died with laughter. Something about combining those two words made me crack.
But seriously, your priorities should be: 1. Ask doctor 2. Ask parents 3. Ask facepunch
[QUOTE=Performual;18233954]exercise your sphincter i think that will help.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/0/x/2/dildos_silicone.jpg[/img]
:q:
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[QUOTE=-hibiki-;18233988]Honestly, as soon as I saw the words "Anal [b]fissure[/b]" I almost died with laughter. Something about combining those two words made me [b]crack[/b].
But seriously, your priorities should be: 1. Ask doctor 2. Ask parents 3. Ask facepunch[/QUOTE]
hahhaah
stop havin buttsex op
you'll go to hell if you do.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18233335]Said the guy who thinks he's a doctor and can tell everyone what their problem is.[/QUOTE]
not pooping for 3 days is bad. I seriously thought by the 21st century that this would be common knowledge.
Semi-Related:
I once took a dump the size of a pinecone. It hurt like fuck and the water in the bowl had a red tint.
I had an anal fissure once, it hurt like fucking hell and I was swearing my mouth off when I would take a shit. Went to the doctor and they told it was an anal fissure and gave me this ointment and told me to take some fiber supplements. It's all better now!
[QUOTE=Chunk3ym4n;18234089]I had an anal fissure once, it hurt like fucking hell and I was swearing my mouth off when I would take a shit. Went to the doctor and they told it was an anal fissure and gave me this ointment and told me to take some fiber supplements. It's all better now![/QUOTE]
ointment = lube
fibre supplements = carrot :q:
That sucks man......I can't imagine how much it must complicate things.
But Jesus Christ kid.........I'm really sure you can't home treat that! Wtf are your parents gonna do? I mean, c'mon........don't torture yourself. Just get it checked out and you'll be on the road to proper recovery.
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[QUOTE=noobcake;18234064]Semi-Related:
I once took a dump the size of a pinecone. It hurt like fuck and the water in the bowl had a red tint.[/QUOTE]
:gonk:
Where's the [b]OUCH![/b] rating?
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18234103]ointment = lube
fibre supplements = carrot :q:[/QUOTE]
Wow who rated me bad spelling.. :confused:
It's spelt "fibre" in the UK.
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