• I think i have an Anal Fissure. Please help
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[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18234208]Wow who rated me bad spelling.. :confused: It's spelt "fibre" in the UK.[/QUOTE] Me. I don't like UK spelling.....I'm American so it pisses me off. I can't help it. I hate it.
Asking for help for an anus-related issue on FacePunch was a magnificent idea! seriously tho hope u did tear yourself a new one hope you didnt rip your ass ASSUNDER
This should help you. [url]http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/[/url] ^Bob the Anal fissure, a comedic telling of someone dealing with exactly what you have.
it's cancer i know it everything cause cancer
[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231271]Yes i know disgusting but please this is not a joke. About 2 days ago after i took a shit, I experience stinging pain while stressing my rectum to make the shit come forth and after that i bled out of my ass. Not like spewing out but enough to soak half a sheet of toilet paper. It was Bright red so i don't think it can be too serious. after digging on the internet around i believe that its an Anal Fissure. In the past i have always Constipated myself, Like... How do i say this... I don't take a shit every day its like every other 3 or even 4 days i know i'm weird. But as i've read, Its a minor and common condition (Which relieves me as my Mother has Irritable Bowel Syndrome[IBS]) that can be home treated. I've been drinking a lot of water (About a glass every 2 hours) and have been eating a bit less (Which includes a brief halt to coffee and breads). I don't know if i should go to the doctors (And ultimately tell my parents. Im 14) to check if its something more serious and to get professional aid or treat myself. I'm afraid to shit again because of the pain and blood but i know if i stop bowel movement, More pain will come. I don't know what to do as of now. And why i haven't told my parents is because my mom just the day before talked about how its dangerous to not shit reguarlly basically (She scared the shit out of me...) In short:I believe i have an Anal Fissure and am deciding if i Should- Go to the doctors or just Hometreat (Plus give any advice if you can with this) Please i know how you all are but i don't really feel in the mood for smart ass comments and sarcasm w/jokes. Please just help.[/QUOTE] Have you been eating alot of stuff that has sugar lately?
[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231271]Yes i know disgusting but please this is not a joke. About 2 days ago after i took a shit, I experience stinging pain while stressing my rectum to make the shit come forth and after that i bled out of my ass. Not like spewing out but enough to soak half a sheet of toilet paper. It was Bright red so i don't think it can be too serious. after digging on the internet around i believe that its an Anal Fissure. In the past i have always Constipated myself, Like... How do i say this... I don't take a shit every day its like every other 3 or even 4 days i know i'm weird. But as i've read, Its a minor and common condition (Which relieves me as my Mother has Irritable Bowel Syndrome[IBS]) that can be home treated. I've been drinking a lot of water (About a glass every 2 hours) and have been eating a bit less (Which includes a brief halt to coffee and breads). I don't know if i should go to the doctors (And ultimately tell my parents. Im 14) to check if its something more serious and to get professional aid or treat myself. I'm afraid to shit again because of the pain and blood but i know if i stop bowel movement, More pain will come. I don't know what to do as of now. And why i haven't told my parents is because my mom just the day before talked about how its dangerous to not shit reguarlly basically (She scared the shit out of me...) In short:I believe i have an Anal Fissure and am deciding if i Should- Go to the doctors or just Hometreat (Plus give any advice if you can with this) Please i know how you all are but i don't really feel in the mood for smart ass comments and sarcasm w/jokes. Please just help.[/QUOTE] You are going to die.
The doctor is your friend! : )
Shove an acetylene torch up there to cauterize the wound
[QUOTE=Zeke129;18236152]Shove an acetylene torch up there to cauterize the wound[/QUOTE] this is why we need the "good idea" rating back
What the hell, you shit only every 3-4 days? I usually shit twice a [b]day[/b]. Do you drop a five kilo load everytime you go to shit? I bet your toilet gets clogged up often.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18231345]I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16. :biggrin:[/QUOTE] 13 :frown: I'm really ashamed of it. Sure it's good at the time but when you grow up you're embarassed of it... Don't do it.
[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18231365]What. How does "getting out more" constitute a free pass to vagina. I should know. David became my avatar randomnly[/QUOTE] Probably because he is 12 and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about
[QUOTE=Smells Like;18238248]Probably because he is 12 and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about[/QUOTE] underage sluts arent too hard to find
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18231345]I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16. :biggrin:[/QUOTE] Seconded
its really easy i had this too, all you have to do is eat about 1/2 of a tampon or cotton wool to act as fiberous material in your intestine and also ingest viagra to divert the flow of blood towards your penis and away from your rectum.
You're going to die in a week. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
You got piles. Go to the doctor to get some anus cream. :smug:
It might just be a really bad case of hemorrhoids or something. I get dots of blood sometimes, but the amount of wiping I do, it's probably just the friction or something, TMI ?
Go to the doctors.
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Unless it happens again, you don't NEED to go to the doctor, you should be fine, especially if your sure its from taking a shit and not from deep internal bleeding. Just don't get constipated and it will heal.
I read the title as i have an anal fetish ... i was dissatisfied when i started reading.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18231417]Lol. A healthy person takes a shit on average every 3 days, you aren't some super constipated brick machine.[/QUOTE] What? I shit at least twice a day.
Run to your parents and yell [b]MY ANUS RIPPED OPEN[/b] Hilarity ensures. And no, it's not dangerous. It will heal over time. I vent through it as a small kid. Without the yelling part.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18231345]I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16. :biggrin:[/QUOTE] Congratulations, you have lapped most of facepunch
Ooh, ooh! I have one of those too! Had it for years now, and it still won't fucking heal up. Every time I shit, it feels like someones cutting my anal ring with a knife then dousing it with lemon juice. I tried laxatives and cream, then it went away for a while, but then I got really constipated and had a fist of a shit, and then I was back to square one.
Eat lots of wheatgrass.
Go to doctor. If some shit gets contact with your blood, you might get bacteria-posioning.
[QUOTE=thecoolgman;18233919]Oh god, I can't imagine not eating for a week without some little snack.[/QUOTE] When your ass hurts so much you want to cry and almost pass you from the pain, you don't want to eat anymore.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18231334]virgin at 14? you need to get out more.[/QUOTE] Wat. I lost mine at 15, and that's still really early.
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