• Parties, peer pressure, Drinking. A short guide on how to not suck at being 'cool'
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Because most things that tries to taste like almonds that aren't almonds got this weird chemical taste.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;32344095]Because most things that tries to taste like almonds that aren't almonds got this weird chemical taste.[/QUOTE] alcohol drinks with flavors always taste different than non-alcoholic drinks with flavors people don't make soda cocktails often, but alcoholic cocktails are very common. Why? Alcohol often alters taste for the better.
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Here's a tip: never mix watermelon juice with vodka. I did it once, the taste was so horrid and nauseating that I ended up drinking it straight
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;32344179]people don't make soda cocktails often, but alcoholic cocktails are very common. Why? Alcohol often alters taste for the better.[/QUOTE] No, it's because people want to get buzzed/drunk.
[QUOTE=fenwick;32346383]No, it's because people want to get buzzed/drunk.[/QUOTE] I think it's more a percentage for various people. Some people like the taste of alcohol. In Japan they have beers that are 0% alcohol, simply for people who like the taste of beer. When I drink it's like 70% for the fun, 30% for the taste.
I'm going to be honest here. Sometimes beer tastes like shit. There comes periods where I just find beer disgusting. Today was the freaking height of it, maybe it was because it was warm or something. I went home and drank some cider instead, perhaps I'm not a man after all :(
[QUOTE=Swebonny;32347148]I'm going to be honest here. Sometimes beer tastes like shit. There comes periods where I just find beer disgusting. Today was the freaking height of it, maybe it was because it was warm or something. I went home and drank some cider instead, perhaps I'm not a man after all :([/QUOTE] Warm beer is absolutely fucking disgusting.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;32347148]I'm going to be honest here. Sometimes beer tastes like shit. There comes periods where I just find beer disgusting. Today was the freaking height of it, maybe it was because it was warm or something. I went home and drank some cider instead, perhaps I'm not a man after all :([/QUOTE] When is warm beer good? That sounds horrible. But I agree, there are some brews that are just horrible. I guess "manly" can sometimes mean as horrible as possible, because we all know men only drink things that taste bad.
I got so bombed last night, I was still drunk when I woke up for work in the morning. Drove to work drunk (I'm a horrible driver sober, so I was endangering lives) and stumbled around for a few hours before it wore off. Damn it sucked balls. I also had sexy time with a girl but was so drunk I didn't realize the condom had come off until I went to take it off after busting a nut. So I'm going to be a nervous shitcase for a few weeks until she has her period, haha. Moral of the story: Don't drink too much, kiddos. You'll make mistakes.
[QUOTE=Nyaos;32347226]When is warm beer good? That sounds horrible. But I agree, [B]there are some brews that are just horrible[/B]. I guess "manly" can sometimes mean as horrible as possible, because we all know men only drink things that taste bad.[/QUOTE] It was most likely the brew. I'm not that familiar with different kinds of beer, so my mind set on "all brands of beer = same beer". The most disgusting thing I've tasted is called "Bäsk" or Bäska droppar. I can't really describe it, it's probably the most bitter thing I've taken. Bitter crap with alcohol.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;32347567]It was most likely the brew. I'm not that familiar with different kinds of beer, so my mind set on "all brands of beer = same beer". The most disgusting thing I've tasted is called "Bäsk" or Bäska droppar. I can't really describe it, it's probably the most bitter thing I've taken. Bitter crap with alcohol.[/QUOTE]Hohoh trust me, there are many different ways beers can taste. They're all bitter in one way or another, just in a stronger or weaker way.
I hate it when someone pretends to not remember anything from the previous night seriously if you're going to add in stupid shit like how to do shots you should definitely add how to not be a dork the day after
[QUOTE=wewt!;32347634]I hate it when someone pretends to not remember anything from the previous night[/QUOTE] Sometimes people choose to not remember, depending on what they did. I wish I could forget when I got hammered drunk and fucked a fat girl just to see what it was like. It was horrific. Fuck alcohol.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32347660]Sometimes people choose to not remember, depending on what they did.[/QUOTE] I haven't been blessed with that ability But I really do hate it when someone "brags" that they can't remember anything, wanting to block something out is totally reasonable
i remember trying beer i remember tasting the hot piss of a camel
[QUOTE=Nyaos;32346553]I think it's more a percentage for various people. Some people like the taste of alcohol. In Japan they have beers that are 0% alcohol, simply for people who like the taste of beer. When I drink it's like 70% for the fun, 30% for the taste.[/QUOTE] Non-alcoholic beer is readily available all over the world, why say Japan?
Haha the OP is suggesting you ask around for what the best chasers are. what the fuck?
[QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;32348959]Non-alcoholic beer is readily available all over the world, why say Japan?[/QUOTE]Really? I lived there for a year so thats how I knew about it.
Thank you, Mr. Internet Stranger. Let me go out and use your knowledge to replace my nonexistant social skills! Oh, wait. I don't need someone to educate me on how to pour myself a shot and drink it. Thank you for educating me on how to look like a ponce while doing it then. [editline]18th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Swebonny;32347148]I'm going to be honest here. Sometimes beer tastes like shit. There comes periods where I just find beer disgusting. Today was the freaking height of it, maybe it was because it was warm or something. I went home and drank some cider instead, perhaps I'm not a man after all :([/QUOTE] Drink root-beer. It's technically beer, which you can tell your friends while they complain, with a :smug:
[QUOTE=fenwick;32346383]No, it's because people want to get buzzed/drunk.[/QUOTE] if all people wanted to do was that, the best selling drink would be everclear.
What's a party
ITT: People not going to parties and complaining about not getting laid. Instead they browse fp, play games, and fap.
ITT: killover thinks people need alcohol to enjoy themselves at parties, or in any situation
I hate how kids think it's all black and white. As in, half think alcohol is the ultimate fun creator and the other half think only losers need it to have fun. Nobody needs alcohol to have fun. It just helps people have fun. Most people don't drink just to get drunk, they do it socially. It's something virtually anyone can do, regardless of race, gender, etc. As it goes on, it becomes more fun as some people get wasted and everyone else can laugh at them. Everyone has a good time, it's a good opportunity to meet new people, and it doesn't hurt if you do it in moderation. It's a useful tool, that's all. You can put screws in by hand, but it's easier to use a screwdriver. Are you a degenerate loser because you like to use tools to make things easier? No. Stop being such faggots about alcohol, it's not the devil's liquid or anything like that. Taking a sip does not instantly turn you into a douchebag from the jersey shore. It varies in taste too, so you're retarded if you take one sip of something and deduce that all alcohol is gross. I can drink Jager like soda because it's delicious, same with Dos Equis. Don't knock something until you try it.
Yo tengo swag grande
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32350192]I hate how kids think it's all black and white. As in, half think alcohol is the ultimate fun creator and the other half think only losers need it to have fun. Nobody needs alcohol to have fun. It just helps people have fun. Most people don't drink just to get drunk, they do it socially. It's something virtually anyone can do, regardless of race, gender, etc. As it goes on, it becomes more fun as some people get wasted and everyone else can laugh at them. Everyone has a good time, it's a good opportunity to meet new people, and it doesn't hurt if you do it in moderation. It's a useful tool, that's all. You can put screws in by hand, but it's easier to use a screwdriver. Are you a degenerate loser because you like to use tools to make things easier? No. Stop being such faggots about alcohol, it's not the devil's liquid or anything like that. Taking a sip does not instantly turn you into a douchebag from the jersey shore. It varies in taste too, so you're retarded if you take one sip of something and deduce that all alcohol is gross. I can drink Jager like soda because it's delicious, same with Dos Equis. Don't knock something until you try it.[/QUOTE]You drink when you are having fun, you don't drink to have fun.
[QUOTE=wallyroberto_2;32338373]I'm sociable and popular and I don't drink at parties. GG[/QUOTE] Having 3 to 5 friends and admiration of your parents is not social* and popular. [editline]18th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=SCopE5000;32339116]From the sounds if it, you want to live a boring mundane life having no friends, no girls, no fun, no risk and basically just working a shitty job 9-5, waiting out the years until you die.[/QUOTE] How is drinking alcohol "yes friends, yes girls, yes fun, yes risk"?
Tried to hi5 a midget last night... regretsss
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;32350192]I hate how kids think it's all black and white. As in, half think alcohol is the ultimate fun creator and the other half think only losers need it to have fun. Nobody needs alcohol to have fun. It just helps people have fun. Most people don't drink just to get drunk, they do it socially. It's something virtually anyone can do, regardless of race, gender, etc. As it goes on, it becomes more fun as some people get wasted and everyone else can laugh at them. Everyone has a good time, it's a good opportunity to meet new people, and it doesn't hurt if you do it in moderation. It's a useful tool, that's all. You can put screws in by hand, but it's easier to use a screwdriver. Are you a degenerate loser because you like to use tools to make things easier? No. Stop being such faggots about alcohol, it's not the devil's liquid or anything like that. Taking a sip does not instantly turn you into a douchebag from the jersey shore. It varies in taste too, so you're retarded if you take one sip of something and deduce that all alcohol is gross. I can drink Jager like soda because it's delicious, same with Dos Equis. Don't knock something until you try it.[/QUOTE] Best post in this thread
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