Parties, peer pressure, Drinking. A short guide on how to not suck at being 'cool'
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I never throw up from alcohol and I also never get hangovers. And dont say I dont drink enough because I've comad out a few times and still havent thrown up or gotten a hangover.
you damn kids have too much spunk if you drink for fun.
wait till you get to my age and you drink because it's the cheapest way to relieve the stress and prevent suicidal thoughts
Op just drank his first beer from daddy's liquor cabinet and had to share
I like how he quoted an Asher Roth song lol.
[QUOTE=thisispain;32331260]you damn kids have too much spunk if you drink for fun.
wait till you get to my age and you drink because it's the cheapest way to relieve the stress and prevent suicidal thoughts[/QUOTE]
Thats how you become an alcoholic :v:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32331243]Just remember you'll always make a great designated driver.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I am. Probably have been a DD 50 times now.
The worst thing about being a non-drinker is having ball-busting friends repeating constantly "COME ON MAN, JUST ONE BEER! DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY!!1!ONE"
They pretty much offered me to pay me all the drinks I need to get drunk, but I always say no.
I learned to deal with that...
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;32331275]Thats how you become an alcoholic :v:[/QUOTE]
alcoholic? never heard of him *hic*
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32330475]
Protip: Some girls find non-drinkers pretty misterious and (depending on how drunk she is) attractive.[/QUOTE]
How come I don't get laid all the time then?
In all seriousness though none of my close friends go to parties so I wouldn't go to one even if I got invited. I suck at meeting new people and wouldn't drink anyway.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32331299]The worst thing about being a non-drinker is having ball-busting friends repeating constantly "COME ON MAN, JUST ONE BEER! DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY!!1!ONE"
They pretty much offered me to pay me all the drinks I need to get drunk, but I always say no.
I learned to deal with that...[/QUOTE]
not to sound like a cliche little pansy but if they can't even respect your personal feelings towards consuming alcohol maybe they aren't your friends
[QUOTE=thisispain;32331330]alcoholic? never heard of him *hic*[/QUOTE]
"Im not an alcoholic, alcoholics need a drink and I already have one"
Not getting shitfaced in parties - protip #1 :
Stop drinking like it was important to be drunk in order to enjoy your god damn party
[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;32331360]not to sound like a cliche little pansy but if they can't even respect your personal feelings towards consuming alcohol maybe they aren't your friends[/QUOTE]
Actually they probably think they are being good friends by trying to get their friend to try an experience that they themselves enjoy a lot and therefore think he is missing out. So it could actually be that they are good friends who are being nice.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;32331381]Actually they probably think they are being good friends by trying to get their friend to try an experience that they themselves enjoy a lot and therefore think he is missing out. So it could actually be that they are good friends who are being nice.[/QUOTE]
I can understand maybe once, but if he's made it clear that he's not into it they should just let it be
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;32331336]How come I don't get laid all the time then?[/QUOTE]
Maybe bitches play Hard To Get, or aren't drunk enough
Except for the fact that they are probably drunk when they are telling him to have a drink. To be honest its stupid thinking theyre not good friends if they keep suggesting it, itll only be annoying at most.
Heh, I get that a lot, about my friends being dense fucks :v:
[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;32331390]I can understand maybe once, but if he's made it clear that he's not into it they should just let it be[/QUOTE]
They fool around with that for a while, then they proceed to get shitfaced and forget about me (for brief moments)
I just shrug it off and that's it... luckily for them, I have a lot of patience.
No need for a guide. Drink til you cant see. Puke your entire stomach out. Swear you are never going to drink again. Do it again next week.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32331425]Heh, I get that a lot, about my friends being dense fucks :v:
They fool around with that for a while, then they proceed to get shitfaced and forget about me (for brief moments)
I just shrug it off and that's it... luckily for them, I have a lot of patience.[/QUOTE]
its obviously up to you. but know they aren't trying to get you to do something you don't want, rather, wanting you to have fun. This is assuming they are good friends, of course :P
[QUOTE=TheRipper12;32331446]its obviously up to you. but know they aren't trying to get you to do something you don't want, rather, wanting you to have fun. This is assuming they are good friends, of course :P[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah, they're good people, and I'm sure they have good intentions!
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It's just that, the taste of alcohol in my mouth and throat is so... ugh...
I can't stand it.
[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]
(Yes, I've tried a few things just so I could say "Ok, I've tried it and I HATE IT")
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32331466]Oh yeah, they're good people, and I'm sure they have good intentions!
[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]
It's just that, the taste of alcohol in my mouth and throat is so... ugh...
I can't stand it.
[editline]17th September 2011[/editline]
(Yes, I've tried a few things just so I could say "Ok, I've tried it and I HATE IT")[/QUOTE]
Like i said in the OP. All alchohol will taste terrible. it really isn't about taste, its about how you feel after a few shots.
[QUOTE=TheRipper12;32331490]All alchohol will taste terrible.[/QUOTE]
you don't know what you're talking about
only shit alcohol tastes bad
go find some good beers and drink those, or check the internet for new mixed drinks you can make
Well I got drunk once with a friend and it was kinda good. Though I think that I could have had a better time being sober though. Really you do not need alcohol to have fun and to fit in. So take the OP with a grain of salt.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;32331499]you don't know what you're talking about
only shit alcohol tastes bad[/QUOTE]
I haven't had many expensive liquors so you could be right. but everything ive had has had some 'kick' to it. I don't think I could sit and just sip any of the alcohol I have had before.
hey guys i drink lots of alcohol am i cool yet
[QUOTE=TheRipper12;32331510]I haven't had many expensive liquors so you could be right. but everything ive had has had some 'kick' to it. I don't think I could sit and just sip any of the alcohol I have had before.[/QUOTE]
If you're just drinking to get drunk then you're probably going to be drinking stuff that tastes like shit. That's fine sometimes, but there's nothing quite like a damn good beer.
"cool people" drink liquor, but that doesn't make drinking liquor cool
[QUOTE=Mon;32331542]"cool people" drink liquor, but that doesn't make drinking liquor cool[/QUOTE]
cool is relative so nothing is inherently cool
My friends know that I'm a bottled-up kind of guy, and they want to see me "let go once and for all", but I just don't want to (it's a long story), that's the main reason they want me to start drinking--and a girl friend is now insisting I should smoke pot :v:
[QUOTE=TheRipper12;32331490]Like i said in the OP. All alchohol will taste terrible. it really isn't about taste, its about how you feel after a few shots.[/QUOTE]
I gotta admit, some fruit-flavored liquors taste pretty nice, but knowing they contain alcohol ruins it for me :P
[QUOTE=Mon;32331542]"cool people" drink liquor, but that doesn't make drinking liquor cool[/QUOTE]
yes it does.
i only smoked because marlene dietrich did
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