• Parties, peer pressure, Drinking. A short guide on how to not suck at being 'cool'
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Shots are expensive as fuck and the only benefit I get from them is added alcohol in my blood. Seriously, it's really dumb. Just go with a drink you enjoy. Liquors are fucking awesome.
Cardinal Rule of my drinking life. Never fucking do Four Lokos. I'm a heavyweight, have had ten beers in an hour then ran parkour, haven't vomited since second grade. Except when I did four lokos. I had one of them, smoked a blunt and I was vomiting and on the edge of death for five hours. Vomiting did not feel good at all. It felt like an eternity of hell. [editline]17th September 2011[/editline] Also, rum and Dr. Pepper is like beer and hot wings. They just go together ever so well.
[QUOTE=TheRipper12;32331490]Like i said in the OP. All alchohol will taste terrible. it really isn't about taste, its about how you feel after a few shots.[/QUOTE] Thats totally subjective. I love the taste of many alcoholic drinks especially spirits.
First time I got drunk, I drank almost a full 26er of Bacardi to myself. Stripped naked and passed out on my friend's bed. Oh man was that awkward in the morning...
Alcohol has always made me feel more social while smoking weed would just make me mellow and fall asleep. I don't really do either of them anymore but smoking weed was what I did most when I went to high school
[QUOTE=blerb;32331680]First time I got drunk, I drank almost a full 26er of Bacardi to myself. Stripped naked and passed out on my friend's bed. Oh man was that awkward in the morning...[/QUOTE] In the animal kingdom I believe that's called presenting
[QUOTE=rsa1988;32331501]Well I got drunk once with a friend and it was kinda good. Though I think that I could have had a better time being sober though. Really you do not need alcohol to have fun and to fit in. So take the OP with a grain of salt.[/QUOTE] But that's why there are times when it is great to drink and times when it isn't. Just because you get drunk at parties doesn't mean you get drunk everytime you chill with your friends. It's kind of silly to say you'd have a better time sober at a party when everyone else is drinking.
OP, this stuff isn't really rocket science. It's something that, by the time your of age to do it, you should really already know. No offense to those that don't and all.
OP, maybe you should mention more "survivability" tips, you seem like you only just went out for your first one. For example, when in groups always have a designated driver, if by your self never drink too much so you don't know what the fuck is going on and always have money on hand to get a taxi home. But most of these things are common knowledge anyways, doesn't warrant a thread.
I think OP is mistaken because rum is actually very tasty.
I'm heavyweight as fuck, in terms of drinking. I seem to be the only one not drunk at parties I go to, but I don't really see it as a bad thing.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;32330534]Did you drink for your first time and become an expert over night, OP?[/QUOTE] Definitely this.
I go to parties, but I don't drink( I have never drinked before). I am always that desginated driver. Even though I don't drink, I still have loads of fun..
If you need a GUIDE, it's too fucking late.
You forgot to mention the part where DD stands for designated drinker. erm, driver.
I drink alone at nights. Parties are overrated. It's easier to go online and make an ass of yourself. +1 shot to being forever alone.
This should also be stressed in the OP. There is no such thing as a fucking hangover cure unless you can siphon the alcohol right from your blood stream with in a second.
i don't get it if alcohol tastes like shit then why do people drink it
[QUOTE=Rellow;32332646]i don't get it if alcohol tastes like shit then why do people drink it[/QUOTE] Mix it in with other shit, it tastes better as you get more fucked.
[QUOTE=Rellow;32332646]i don't get it if alcohol tastes like shit then why do people drink it[/QUOTE] It's like coffee. Tastes like shit at first, but once you keep drinking it you get a taste for it. You can also add shit like sugar and cream to make it taste better and give you a harder effect. :itsacoffeeanalogy:
[QUOTE=BigOwl;32332652]Mix it in with other shit, it tastes better as you get more fucked.[/QUOTE]but why do you want to get drunk and make a fool of yourself in fact, the entire concept of drugs, smoking, and alchohol completely mystifies me
A shorter guide at how to not suck at being 'cool': Step 1: Be original.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;32332660]It's like coffee. Tastes like shit at first, but once you keep drinking it you get a taste for it. You can also add shit like sugar and cream to make it taste better and give you a harder effect. :itsacoffeeanalogy:[/QUOTE] Right on man Once I was pretty tired at his boring as fuck party so I made myself some coffee liqueur, now this one guy keeps bitching at me for drinking coffee.
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;32332828]Right on man Once I was pretty tired at his boring as fuck party so I made myself some coffee liqueur, now this one guy keeps bitching at me for drinking coffee.[/QUOTE] what the fuck dude that would look nasty. booze with bitterness?
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;32332825]A shorter guide at how to not suck at being 'cool': Step 1: Be original.[/QUOTE] i thought it was not having sex!
Rule #7 is very important and should be bolded. Many mornings of waking up with dicks drawn all over your face can be averted by removing your shoes before you pass out.
[QUOTE=thisispain;32332853]i thought it was not having sex![/QUOTE] Do what makes you happy and you'll be cool.
[QUOTE=Rellow;32332670]but why do you want to get drunk and make a fool of yourself in fact, the entire concept of drugs, smoking, and alchohol completely mystifies me[/QUOTE] Being drunk doesn't necessitate making a fool of yourself.
[QUOTE=Rellow;32332670]but why do you want to get drunk and make a fool of yourself[/QUOTE] I don't know. In the last half decade, it hasn't mattered what or how much I've had to drunk, I've already appeared relatively sober.
i drink because of my depression
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