Parties, peer pressure, Drinking. A short guide on how to not suck at being 'cool'
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ok so ur saying i dont absorb the alcohol through my butthole? i read a guyide and it says i get drunk better that way!
vodka doesnt burn your throat you pussy :v:
1 shot per hour to be okay? you must have a very weak alcohol tolerance to do that
I actually didn't know that bread will absorb the alcohol and make me get drunk less quickly. Thanks OP!
I used to drink a lot back when I was in my teen years, but the novelty has worn off now that I'm 23. I usually have a couple of beers on the weekend when I'm watching a football game or browsing the net, but really the only times I get shitfaced anymore are on holidays or at motorcycle events. I've transitioned more to just using cannabis now, because it's easier on my stomach and the effects only last 2 hours.
OP, if you want to scare people off using Alcohol, I can try and find a picture of my friend in a one-piece tiger suit being pushed into a Jacuzzi.
I'm cool.
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Nah but beer is awesome. Drinking tastes good and is relaxing!
It's also a good substitute for soda, since it's very easy on your teeth.
Why would you [I]not[/I] drink it?
Personally, I think the whole "You can have a good time without alcohol" thing requires that you have a few sober, or relatively sober friends with you. When people get drunk they start enjoying stupid bullshit, and it gets annoying. Being the designated driver for example is one of the shittiest jobs imaginable if the people you're driving get totally shitfaced. Same goes for parties where everyone is drunk and you're not.
Being drunk dumbs you down to the level you can enjoy the simplest things. It's simply fun if you do it right. When I was younger I always asked my parents why they drink alcohol when it tastes bad, now that I'm older I totally understand.
[QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;32334808]Like the main reason most of you guys never get invited to shit or dont have friends or whatever.
It's because people think you're a partypooper, pussy, is afraid of everything, insecure.
it all gets fixed by going to a party, where people find out about you and think: "This guy is actually pretty cool and funny too" then they invite you too more parties and other activities.
and after a while you're ALPHA as FuCk
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It's an aquired taste.[/QUOTE]
The whole acquired taste thing makes me think that a lot of people who drink it are trying too hard to look cool. Why spend your time drinking something you don't like just so you can fit in until finally you learn to like it? I get that some people will like it straight off but most people seem to drink it because everyone else does.
Everybody start drinking just to get hammered. It's no mystery.
Enjoying the beverage aside from its alcohol is something which usually comes many years and hundreds of glasses later.
Alcohol wears off to quickly on me, admittedly I only drank about 7 bottles so I wasn't too drunk in the first place, but being in a room full of drunk people when not drunk is not fun.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;32335953]Everybody start drinking just to get hammered. It's no mystery.
Enjoying the beverage aside from its alcohol is something which usually comes many years and hundreds of glasses later.[/QUOTE]
Love the name, in this thread.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;32335953]Everybody start drinking just to get hammered. It's no mystery.
Enjoying the beverage aside from its alcohol is something which usually comes many years and hundreds of glasses later.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, I generally like the taste of alcohol, although saying that I have a really weak sense of taste.
ice cold beer is godlike, much better than soda/whatnot.
but stuff with like 30% or more alcohol aint that good imo, vodka is okay if you mix it with sprite or something I suppose.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;32336040]ice cold beer is godlike, much better than soda/whatnot.
but stuff with like 30% or more alcohol aint that good imo, vodka is okay if you mix it with sprite or something I suppose.[/QUOTE]
I love plain vodka, it has a somewhat fruity taste too it.
And say goodbye to having sex after a certain point.
Whiskey dick gets the best of us.
This one friend of mine got so drunk he lit a guy's tree (which was in said guy's backyard) on fire. He tells me I have to get drunk to have fun, tells me to stop being a pussy and drink something other than wine.
Fuck you, wine's godly. I don't want to drink, maybe get tipsy but not so drunk I light a tree on fire. Then he says he feels like shit after having a hangover. Then he gets shitfaced again. And again. It's not a cool thing to do, but I'm just speaking my opinion.
I'm stubborn as hell. You tell me to get drunk I'll say no. Getting so drunk you don't know what your name is isn't funny, it's irresponsible. It can fuck up your body, you can die from it. But nooooo, I learned all of this from health class and from my parents' "shitty way of raising me", I just [B]have to have[/B] a lot of drinks.
It goes against my morals to get piss drunk. If you gave me some alcohol that tasted good and not a lot of it, I'd be fine. Don't try and force your "drunkenness is fun" bullshit on me.
This is coming from a guy who only tried beer a couple of times and can enjoy a glass of wine whenever he can. :v:
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32336461]This one friend of mine got so drunk he lit a guy's tree (which was in said guy's backyard) on fire. He tells me I have to get drunk to have fun, tells me to stop being a pussy and drink something other than wine.
Fuck you, wine's godly. I don't want to drink, maybe get tipsy but not so drunk I light a tree on fire. Then he says he feels like shit after having a hangover. Then he gets shitfaced again. And again. It's not a cool thing to do, but I'm just speaking my opinion.
I'm stubborn as hell. You tell me to get drunk I'll say no. Getting so drunk you don't know what your name is isn't funny, it's irresponsible. It can fuck up your body, you can die from it. But nooooo, I learned all of this from health class and from my parents' "shitty way of raising me", I just [B]have to have[/B] a lot of drinks.
It goes against my morals to get piss drunk. If you gave me some alcohol that tasted good and not a lot of it, I'd be fine. Don't try and force your "drunkenness is fun" bullshit on me.
This is coming from a guy who only tried beer a couple of times and can enjoy a glass of wine whenever he can. :v:[/QUOTE]
You don't have to get THAT drunk, there are places inbetween
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32336507]You don't have to get THAT drunk, there are places inbetween[/QUOTE]
I know there are. But I [B][U][I]HAVE[/I][/U][/B] to get piss drunk to have to fun. My ass.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32336461]This one friend of mine got so drunk he lit a guy's tree (which was in said guy's backyard) on fire. He tells me I have to get drunk to have fun, tells me to stop being a pussy and drink something other than wine.
Fuck you, wine's godly. I don't want to drink, maybe get tipsy but not so drunk I light a tree on fire. Then he says he feels like shit after having a hangover. Then he gets shitfaced again. And again. It's not a cool thing to do, but I'm just speaking my opinion.
I'm stubborn as hell. You tell me to get drunk I'll say no. Getting so drunk you don't know what your name is isn't funny, it's irresponsible. It can fuck up your body, you can die from it. But nooooo, I learned all of this from health class and from my parents' "shitty way of raising me", I just [B]have to have[/B] a lot of drinks.
It goes against my morals to get piss drunk. If you gave me some alcohol that tasted good and not a lot of it, I'd be fine. Don't try and force your "drunkenness is fun" bullshit on me.
This is coming from a guy who only tried beer a couple of times and can enjoy a glass of wine whenever he can. :v:[/QUOTE]
You are acting like when you are drunk a demon possesses you and you have absolutely no control over yourself. It is easy to not be an ass while drunk, you just have to make sure that you think about what you are doing and make sure you don't drink too much.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32330475]
Protip: Some girls find non-drinkers pretty misterious and (depending on how drunk she is) attractive.[/QUOTE]
lol
ye sure, if they have an history of getting beat up by some her drunk father / ex / whatever
otherwise, don't fool yourself thinking you're "mysterious" lol
I prefer drinking with my family during football. My friends are boring.
[QUOTE=squids_eye;32336544]You are acting like when you are drunk a demon possesses you and you have absolutely no control over yourself. It is easy to not be an ass while drunk, you just have to make sure that you think about what you are doing and make sure you don't drink too much.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't know my limit though. I'm what you guys would consider really lightweight. I have never been drunk or saw people who are drunk, but I know that people do stupid things while drunk, but that because they didn't know their limit or they do and they don't give a shit.
I know I'm biased here but I'm speaking from what I have heard, but if you guys correct me that's fine.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32336625]I wouldn't know my limit though. I'm what you guys would consider really lightweight. I have never been drunk or saw people who are drunk, but I know that people do stupid things while drunk, but that because they didn't know their limit or they do and they don't give a shit.
I know I'm biased here but I'm speaking from what I have heard, but if you guys correct me that's fine.[/QUOTE]
2 things
1 - Not everyone reacts the same, some people get calmer, others stay the same, some become more agressive
2 - It's not like movies make it seem
[QUOTE=TheRipper12;32331490] All alchohol will taste terrible. .[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;32336663]2 things
1 - Not everyone reacts the same, some people get calmer, others stay the same, some become more agressive
2 - It's not like movies make it seem[/QUOTE]
1. I know that. My friend who lit the tree on fire, for example, is the sleepy drunk.
2. I don't get what you mean by this.
So glad I read this thread, was really confused on how to consume a liquid and get friends before. It's a relief now, thank you OP.
[QUOTE=stepat201;32330514]I don't know how high school works for all of y'all but for me there were two types of people in school; those who drank and went to parties, and those who didn't. You either in or you out, and your place will be set in stone by your second year.[/QUOTE]
Exactly this at my school, I never got invited to any party's because I don't drink not do drugs :saddowns:
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32336714]1. I know that. My friend who lit the tree on fire, for example, is the sleepy drunk.
2. I don't get what you mean by this.[/QUOTE]
the reply wasnt exactly towards your post, more of a general thing
since this topic seems to be a way of informing those that arent familiar with it
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;32335587]I'm cool.
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Nah but beer is awesome. Drinking tastes good and is relaxing!
It's also a good substitute for soda, since it's very easy on your teeth.
Why would you [I]not[/I] drink it?[/QUOTE]
It's like a showcase of the worst beers on the planet
[url=www.ratebeer.com]Find a good beer and waste lots of money acquiring it, then indulge.[/url]
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