• Parties, peer pressure, Drinking. A short guide on how to not suck at being 'cool'
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You know some of us have a budget to follow - drinking beer everyday.
If you live in Scandinavia, or wherever they sell and use this [img]http://www.flaskexpressen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/f/i/file_64_39.jpg[/img] Be careful if you're trying it for the first time, especially if you're drunk and just feel lik trying it for the heck of it. I did, I took 2 within 30 minutes. You're going to vomit as if you had food poisoning. And you'll also look like this [img]http://www.livsanda.se/wp-content/uploads/kingsnus7lf_99081336.jpg[/img] Never again.
Alcohol is overrated. good for birds though, drunk birds are so fucking easy.
Beer is soo ughghdhhhgg I don't do anything else than Vodka and Whiskey
[QUOTE=lukepker;32337164]Alcohol is overrated. good for birds though, drunk birds are so fucking easy.[/QUOTE] Alcohol is neither overrated nor underrated. It just [I]is[/I].
[QUOTE=Zeke129;32336966]It's like a showcase of the worst beers on the planet [url=www.ratebeer.com]Find a good beer and waste lots of money acquiring it, then indulge.[/url][/QUOTE] I dunno, heineken drinks easy that's why I serve it at my lan party's.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;32332893]because its c00l[/QUOTE] Tell that to my grandfather who doesn't give two shits about being cool and wears outfits for 10$ off a market. He's 75, and he had recently his birthday. He fought with me, was dancing for like 40 minutes nonstop and then vomited on the table. Shit was fun.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;32336966]It's like a showcase of the worst beers on the planet [url=www.ratebeer.com]Find a good beer and waste lots of money acquiring it, then indulge.[/url][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure beer taste is an opinion.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32336014]Alcohol wears off to quickly on me, admittedly I only drank about 7 bottles so I wasn't too drunk in the first place, but being in a room full of drunk people when not drunk is not fun.[/QUOTE] My friend tells me the opposite. He loves to sit with us when we all talk bullshit and do bullshit while he's the only sober.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;32335587]I'm cool. [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/dh6eja.jpg[/img] Nah but beer is awesome. Drinking tastes good and is relaxing! It's also a good substitute for soda, since it's very easy on your teeth. Why would you [I]not[/I] drink it?[/QUOTE] my fav thing too is to sit home drinking beer and watching anime
[QUOTE=Thorny;32335166]i remember back when alcohol was new good times[/QUOTE] You mean thousands of years ago?
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32336625]I wouldn't know my limit though. I'm what you guys would consider really lightweight. I have never been drunk or saw people who are drunk, but I know that people do stupid things while drunk, but that because they didn't know their limit or they do and they don't give a shit. I know I'm biased here but I'm speaking from what I have heard, but if you guys correct me that's fine.[/QUOTE] If you have never been drunk, how do you know you are a light weight? You don't need to know your limit beforehand the first time. Find a drink you like, have a few and if you feel fine after a bit have a few more. Just make sure you stop when you are starting to feel the effects.
[QUOTE=Crypptic;32337175]Beer is soo ughghdhhhgg I don't do anything else than Vodka and Whiskey[/QUOTE] Can never beat a Jack Daniels and Coke.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;32337318]My friend tells me the opposite. He loves to sit with us when we all talk bullshit and do bullshit while he's the only sober.[/QUOTE] but they try to make you do stuff you really don't want too.
Don't worry OP. Half of facepunch are socially retarded, maybe a quater will get invited but will stand in the corner (socially awkward) and then the last quarter might just have good time. All who rated dumb are socially retarded.
[QUOTE=booster;32337136]If you live in Scandinavia, or wherever they sell and use this [img]http://www.flaskexpressen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/f/i/file_64_39.jpg[/img] Be careful if you're trying it for the first time, especially if you're drunk and just feel lik trying it for the heck of it. I did, I took 2 within 30 minutes. You're going to vomit as if you had food poisoning. And you'll also look like this [img]http://www.livsanda.se/wp-content/uploads/kingsnus7lf_99081336.jpg[/img] Never again.[/QUOTE] i just love vomiting, its the best bit!!
I must be one of the few that actually thoroughly enjoys the taste of vodka, I had some at a friends house, and it was delicious.
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;32337495]Don't worry OP. Half of facepunch are socially retarded, maybe a quater will get invited but will stand in the corner (socially awkward) and then the last quarter might just have good time. All who rated dumb are socially retarded.[/QUOTE] That kind of includes you.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;32337519]I must be one of the few that actually thoroughly enjoys the taste of vodka, I had some at a friends house, and it was delicious.[/QUOTE] I used to like vodka but after a while you go off it. No one I know drinks it straight any more.
6 shots for £6 in 10 minutes was the only time I was sick. It was my first night out when living away from home and it was a great night, but throwing up at the end ruined it. I can hold my drink pretty well, but any chance I get I'll start drinking water and tell people its Vodka, generally they're so blocked they won't notice. I would recommend everyone do the same. RUM AND COKE AYE LAD. I recommend to everyone if you are going to a club/party/gathering at night, to do a lot of the drinking before hand with friends. Drinking games (Kings, ring of fire etc look em up) are so much fun and you don't have to get wasted to enjoy yourself. Be sensible, but enjoy yourselves.
Drinking and parties is fucking stupid so is 'getting laid' just for the sake of sex, ESPECIALLY when drunk its way better when you tease yourself with a real mate OP is a fag and american 'beer' is basically water
[QUOTE=J!NX;32337834]Drinking and parties is fucking stupid so is 'getting laid' just for the sake of sex, ESPECIALLY when drunk its way better when you tease yourself with a real mate OP is a fag[/QUOTE] Lol.
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;32334789]I find beer fucking horrible.[/QUOTE] I took a sip of it once. It's a shit version of soda.
Throwing up in fun, especially if you're being a happy drunk (thowing up in most cases will make u feel better, so do it if you need too) dry heeves are what you DONT WANT THEY SUCK feels like you're going to throw up your whole stomach
What's with all the dumbs? The OP was actually quite useful/informative.
[QUOTE=brianosaur;32337996]Throwing up in fun, especially if you're being a happy drunk (thowing up in most cases will make u feel better, so do it if you need too) dry heeves are what you DONT WANT THEY SUCK feels like you're going to throw up your whole stomach[/QUOTE] drinking till you get sick is also pretty retarded why the hell are you doing it
I'll probably never drink until I'm 21.
[QUOTE=J!NX;32337834]Drinking and parties is fucking stupid so is 'getting laid' just for the sake of sex, ESPECIALLY when drunk its way better when you tease yourself with a real mate OP is a fag and american 'beer' is basically water[/QUOTE] Yeah, who the hell even wants to have fun? And watching porn is much better than fucking. [editline]17th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=J!NX;32338050]drinking till you get sick is also pretty retarded why the hell are you doing it[/QUOTE] Because being drunk is awesome. Being very drunk is very awesome.
[QUOTE=sp00ks;32338108]Yeah, who the hell even wants to have fun? And watching porn is much better than fucking.[/QUOTE] Drinking up until you vomit everywhere in a small house is the dumbest fucking thing ever when you dont' even remember half of it then again I'm way more into more moderate parties then again I also seem to have this logic everyone else lacks where I avoid bullshit like getting blind drunk and injuring myself
[QUOTE=brianosaur;32337996]Throwing up in fun, especially if you're being a happy drunk (thowing up in most cases will make u feel better, so do it if you need too) dry heeves are what you DONT WANT THEY SUCK feels like you're going to throw up your whole stomach[/QUOTE] I'd never say throwing up was fun, although saying that I've never done it while drunk.
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