Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Niklas;45484333]Wait I don't understand, who is gamerfood, who is deagle nation and who is stuck in israel now?[/QUOTE]
Gamerfood are the trolls who've been fooling with him for the past few years.
Deagle nation is his group of friends, which he claims are an armed militia movement.
Jace's equally braindamaged friend Eli is stuck in Israel because he was promised an Xbox.
[url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=ParkourDude91_Wiki]The Wiki's a pretty good place to figure out most of this.[/url]
[QUOTE=Niklas;45484333]Wait I don't understand, who is gamerfood, who is deagle nation and who is stuck in israel now?[/QUOTE]
Take your time and watch through the livestreams, from 10 onwards.
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/user/deaglenationlive/videos"]You can find the recorded ones here.[/URL]
[URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Team_Gamerfood"]As for Gamerfood, check this out.[/URL]
Man, watching his videos and livestreams, I seriously do feel bad about Jace and his pals. The dude was abused by his stepdad or something, had an extremely religious mother, which, combined with his autism, really only compounded his problems. Not to mention that he's basically had no friends until his late teens.
Sure, he's a druggie dickbag that's barely functional, but he's gotten so fucked up from his shitty upbringing that it's so hard for me to feel anything about him except pity. I kinda wish at this point we would just leave him alone, or try to get him into therapy. Fuck, anything would be better than seeing this man's life sit in shambles.
yeah, while it is mildly entertaining watching somebody get sent to israel, these people being given the ridicule that they get from all these people online just doesn't fix it at all
although, how would anybody help? i doubt he'd accept the idea that he needs help
[QUOTE=geogzm;45486857]yeah, while it is mildly entertaining watching somebody get sent to israel, these people being given the ridicule that they get from all these people online just doesn't fix it at all
although, how would anybody help? i doubt he'd accept the idea that he needs help[/QUOTE]
Bu- Bu- But jace and eli are marines, they can handle it.
I'm pretty sure at this point jace is beyond help. Might as well just let him live out his deluded fantasies.
This is even more deluded than the chris-chan guy. Holy crap.
Here's my question: What if something actually happens to Eli? Like, as it sits he's just wandering around Tel Aviv aimlessly. But what if this idiot lunatic actually tries to cross in to Gaza and gets arrested or worse yet killed? What will Jace do? I mean, the guy is so insane, he may actually try to go to Israel himself on some revenge scheme.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;45487720]Here's my question: What if something actually happens to Eli? Like, as it sits he's just wandering around Tel Aviv aimlessly. But what if this idiot lunatic actually tries to cross in to Gaza and gets arrested or worse yet killed? What will Jace do? I mean, the guy is so insane, he may actually try to go to Israel himself on some revenge scheme.[/QUOTE]
Jace apparently has a "backup plan".
Which most likely means that he's going to fly over to Israel with Tyce and try to rescue Eli and Tupac himself.
I just hope Eli doesn't get himself killed
[editline]24th July 2014[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qIbbfyl.png[/IMG]
I think he finally realized his mistake
[editline]24th July 2014[/editline]
Jace
‏@ParkourDude91
Mom kicked me out again. Tried to take my phone. Took her car, going 2 crash at Kyles 4 a few days till she gives in. pic.twitter.com/WdF2saEyhd
Welp this happened
If that's really their backup plan I can't wait to see what happens when they find out Israel has pretty much become a no fly zone.
My bet is their reaction will involve scuba gear and driving a car into the Atlantic ocean.
Let me get this straight, he flew to Israel to find Tupac for an Xbox One.
Really...
What.
[QUOTE=Anthophobian;45471336]I've spent the last 7 hours reading into this guy and I am fucking [b]mindblown[/b]. This guy has so many mental problems I lost track of them. And now he sent Eli off to Israel, holy fuck. I wonder if Rob (His brother) knows about this, he was his 'Internet babysitter' for a while. Did anyone inform his mom about the Eli situation yet? [B]There is a highly autistic person in the middle of a warzone looking for motherfucking Tupac without any way of getting back home.[/B] In all my years of reading delicious internet drama, this takes the fucking cake.[/QUOTE]
I'm not gonna lie, this is one of the most magical sentences I've ever read in my life.
I love how this has somehow evolved into the internet's version of 'An Idiot Abroad'
[QUOTE=Pie_Tony;45490419]I love how this has somehow evolved into the internet's version of 'An Idiot Abroad'[/QUOTE]That isn't an incorrect description of these events.
[video=youtube;Wpbm6yGuG5g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpbm6yGuG5g[/video]
Update on Jace.
oh dear [b]CHRIST[/b] they don't have enough money to pull him out
they sent a guy to israel based on what they are aware of as being only a rumour
somebody on the internet must've phoned him trying to sound like tupac oh my fucking god
the internet has sailed these people down the river
they all need a therapist holy shit
[QUOTE=geogzm;45495041]oh dear [b]CHRIST[/b] they don't have enough money to pull him out
they sent a guy to israel based on what they are aware of as being only a rumour
somebody on the internet must've phoned him trying to sound like tupac oh my fucking god
the internet has sailed these people down the river
they all need a therapist holy shit[/QUOTE]
Jace HAS a therapist, that's the scary part.
[URL="http://edition.cnn.com/2014/07/22/travel/israel-flights-suspended/index.html"]Has anyone told jace that the US has banned flights in and out of Israel?[/URL]
Eli is fucked regardless if they have money or not.
Don't worry though.
He is a marine, he'll just drive.
[editline]25th July 2014[/editline]
This is probably Tyce's doing, i bet he came to the conclusion it was tupac to troll Jace.
That is why Jace gets fooled half the time, because most of his own people are working actively against him and he trusts them to stupid levels.
and those who trust jace on the other hand are people like Eli, who is now stuck because he was a complete idiot about the situation.
There are no doubt members of Gamerfood amongst Jace's Deaglenation Crew and he doesn't even know it.
It would make sense, Jace probably gave admin permissions to most of his crew and that is how the site got hacked by "Stank Dick Dad".
Just a Loose Theory.
[editline]25th July 2014[/editline]
Poor Bastards
Someone should seriously try to contact the US embassy in Israel or something at this point.
Shit aint funny anymore, someone really easily could die for this stupidity.
Hell I'd pay for an israeli FPer to fucking shelter this dude so he doesn't get his ass shot this really is pretty fucked up
[QUOTE=Kyle902;45496443]Someone should seriously try to contact the US embassy in Israel or something at this point.
Shit aint funny anymore, someone really easily could die for this stupidity.
Hell I'd pay for an israeli FPer to fucking shelter this dude so he doesn't get his ass shot this really is pretty fucked up[/QUOTE]
Chances are neither of those would work. The embassy probably wouldn't help, there's already a lot of Americans stuck in Israel, and even if someone here could find him, he'd most likely refuse their help. At this point it seems up to dumb luck whether or not his idiocy is going to kill him here.
Doesn't change the situation from being fucked up regardless
[video=youtube;zXkQWJb-GAg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkQWJb-GAg[/video]
Day 6: Still no signs of Tupac.
He really needs to be sent back to the States before he gets into anything serious.
Well at least he's just staying in the hotel at this point instead of roaming around.
I really think this is an act. He is probably on Holiday by himself or with his family to Israel and doing this for kicks.Eli is even a Jewish name.
How did he even get that Airsoft gun threw airport security.If this was real,Id think he wouldnt go without a weapon to blast Hamas and rescue Tupac with
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45496730][video=youtube;zXkQWJb-GAg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkQWJb-GAg[/video]
Day 6: Still no signs of Tupac.
He really needs to be sent back to the States before he gets into anything serious.
Well at least he's just staying in the hotel at this point instead of roaming around.[/QUOTE]
This is fucking nuts, I honestly cannot believe this is a real thing happening in the world and its on video.
[QUOTE=Another Hater;45497313]
How did he even get that Airsoft gun threw airport security.[/QUOTE]
Who knows maybe Jace made him shove it up his ass. I sure as hell wouldn't put it past him.
Watching Eli's "mission" is legitimately terrifying. Jace's content can be pretty intense, but nowhere near the level of Eli. The circumstances are so dire and Eli is so stupid, that it's really scary to watch.
Wait. Airsoft Gun? How the fuck does he have a airsoft gun and where does it say he has one?
Just read the entire thread, this is fucked up. There's just something really wrong with that Eli kid.
He's loitering around with a camera, asking people who doesn't speak English if they know were Tupac is held hostage. He has the most stereotypical stoner voice I've ever heard, and he's delusionaly mumbling on about a bunch of "trolls" named Gamerfood and how he actually belives that they're a terrorist group linked to Tupac's capture. He has absolutely no way of going home, and he doesn't even know it. I really don't belive he'll get into Gaza though, people will most likely stop him and ask him what the fuck he's doing if he even comes remotely close to the border.
All for an Xbox One. Damn, at least he's devoted.
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