Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46655906]wot[/QUOTE]
Oh man this is going to be great
Oh Jesus no there's an infant in Tyce's house.
anyone noticing this shit is starting to feel planned
tyce started talking again right when jace and eli were revealed to be alive and a bunch of other coincidences
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46656363][video=youtube;cTvnKSHNFMg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTvnKSHNFMg&feature=youtu.be&a[/video][/QUOTE]
what
This is a super old video (talking about his tumblr, unpainted deagle, his job, talking about buying a real firearm, etc.) and the comments are from around 1 year ago, but the upload date says Dec 6, 2014.
What is going on with this video?
published today, so it was probably unlisted or whatever
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46656494]what
This is a super old video (talking about his tumblr, unpainted deagle, his job, talking about buying a real firearm, etc.) and the comments are from around 1 year ago, but the upload date says Dec 6, 2014.
What is going on with this video?[/QUOTE]
Oh shit you're right.
Huh weird :pwn:
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46656494]what
This is a super old video (talking about his tumblr, unpainted deagle, his job, talking about buying a real firearm, etc.) and the comments are from around 1 year ago, but the upload date says Dec 6, 2014.
What is going on with this video?[/QUOTE]
That would explain why he seems so sane in this video :v:
Its so weird that Jace is the reasonable one in this.
Say what you will about Jace, atleast he knows how to fucking spell.
[editline]6th December 2014[/editline]
Like seriously what the fuck is "hmokmo"
[QUOTE=AaronM202;46657145]Like seriously what the fuck is "hmokmo"[/QUOTE]
A gay eskimo I guess.
But in the sliced&tyced language, it's just 'homo'. I have a suspicion the hashtags were some automatic suggestions or something.
How does Tyce even type?Isnt he illiterate
[QUOTE=Another Hater;46659017]How does Tyce even type?Isnt he illiterate[/QUOTE]sklengton mageck u #fagglourd #gaydum #terrestfag #hhomo fucken pranked #analchest #skelenten
[editline]7th December 2014[/editline]
Also I just realized he had his jenkem farm on his roof. How the fuck didn't anyone notice buckets of shit on top of his house?
If I did that when I was a kid, my dad would have climbed up there, found the shit, came down and then he would have beat the piss out of me.
Okay, I just found this thread today.
What the fuck is going on, this is insane. Could someone give me a recap?
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46659333]Okay, I just found this thread today.
What the fuck is going on, this is insane. Could someone give me a recap?[/QUOTE]
Jace Connors is a possible schizophrenic. Tyce Andrews is a barely-literate glue-sniffing jenkem-huffing White Supremacist 'analchest' (anarchist) who is really concerned about skeleton rights. Eli **REDACTED** is at least 1/4 Jewish, and the Deagle Nation's greatest agent. He's also blazed out of his mind 24/7.
Tyce, in an effort to make some money, tried to send Eli to Israel, so he and Jace could use the cottage Eli's parents have set him up in to grow weed. Jace somehow deluded himself into thinking Tupac was still alive and held hostage by Hamas. He therefore sent Eli into Israel, armed with a crossbow made of pencils and elastic bands and promised an Xbox One, in order to infiltrate Gaza, rescue Tupac and assassinate the Palestinian PM. In reality, this was a plan by Tyce (and possibly Jace) to get Eli killed so he could grow weed in the cottage in perpetuity. Eli spent over three months in a country where he couldn't speak the language, couldn't differentiate Jews ('Islams') and Muslims ('Islams') and didn't even know he'd have to change his dollars into shekels (again, 'Islams'). After a troll's attempt to stop him doing anything stupid by tricking him into torrenting Nickelback albums ('secret documents') in a cyber cafe failed, he hitched a lift with the IDF and ended up in a small town in the Negev desert. Breaking off from a tour group he'd attached himself to, he wandered the inhospitable rocks of the Negev for 8 hours before returning to his hostel, proving that God gives special protection to children, stoners and fools. Eventually he stayed with his Jewish Granddad, who alerted his mother after he was stupefied by the concept of work and kosher food. She brought him home.
Meanwhile, Jace and Tyce had heard rumours of people catching ebola from a McDonald's in Texas, and set up an experiment to see if their local Maccy Dees had been compromised. This experiment came from trying to feed chicken Mcnuggets to mice. Then they became worried that the mice had converted to Islam and joined ISIS. Therefore they brought in some cats, but became concerned that the cats could catch Islam off the mice they ate. During this period, a minor member of the Deagle Nation, Colby, left the group because Tyce's habit of 'racing' mice by attaching them to die cast cars (a fixation of his, possibly as a result by his younger brother being rendered comatose by what is believed to be an accident involving a police car) and throwing them around the room.
Eli's not-so-triumphant return from Israel led to Jace revealing Tyce's ulterior motive for 'Operation Tupacalypse' and the fact that he had taken the weed profits that were intended to fund Eli's Xbox. This led to a fight, recorded by Jace and published on LiveLeak, between Jace and Eli and Tyce, who had accepted a 2v1 as he was allowed to bring weapons. Tyce got his head kicked in and $47 stolen. He has since become more involved with his WN pals, and apparently is the owner of a van with swastikas painted on it, which he wanted to use to travel to Ferguson and kill blacks with. Oh, and Jace is a wolf otherkin now. He's having problems convincing Eli that it isn't gay.
That's my understanding of it, at least.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;46659746]Jace Connors is a possible schizophrenic. Tyce Andrews is a barely-literate glue-sniffing jenkem-huffing White Supremacist 'analchest' (anarchist) who is really concerned about skeleton rights. Eli **REDACTED** is at least 1/4 Jewish, and the Deagle Nation's greatest agent. He's also blazed out of his mind 24/7.
Tyce, in an effort to make some money, tried to send Eli to Israel, so he and Jace could use the cottage Eli's parents have set him up in to grow weed. Jace somehow deluded himself into thinking Tupac was still alive and held hostage by Hamas. He therefore sent Eli into Israel, armed with a crossbow made of pencils and elastic bands and promised an Xbox One, in order to infiltrate Gaza, rescue Tupac and assassinate the Palestinian PM. In reality, this was a plan by Tyce (and possibly Jace) to get Eli killed so he could grow weed in the cottage in perpetuity. Eli spent over three months in a country where he couldn't speak the language, couldn't differentiate Jews ('Islams') and Muslims ('Islams') and didn't even know he'd have to change his dollars into shekels (again, 'Islams'). After a troll's attempt to stop him doing anything stupid by tricking him into torrenting Nickelback albums ('secret documents') in a cyber cafe failed, he hitched a lift with the IDF and ended up in a small town in the Negev desert. Breaking off from a tour group he'd attached himself to, he wandered the inhospitable rocks of the Negev for 8 hours before returning to his hostel, proving that God gives special protection to children, stoners and fools. Eventually he stayed with his Jewish Granddad, who alerted his mother after he was stupefied by the concept of work and kosher food. She brought him home.
Meanwhile, Jace and Tyce had heard rumours of people catching ebola from a McDonald's in Texas, and set up an experiment to see if their local Maccy Dees had been compromised. This experiment came from trying to feed chicken Mcnuggets to mice. Then they became worried that the mice had converted to Islam and joined ISIS. Therefore they brought in some cats, but became concerned that the cats could catch Islam off the mice they ate. During this period, a minor member of the Deagle Nation, Colby, left the group because Tyce's habit of 'racing' mice by attaching them to die cast cars (a fixation of his, possibly as a result by his younger brother being rendered comatose by what is believed to be an accident involving a police car) and throwing them around the room.
Eli's not-so-triumphant return from Israel led to Jace revealing Tyce's ulterior motive for 'Operation Tupacalypse' and the fact that he had taken the weed profits that were intended to fund Eli's Xbox. This led to a fight, recorded by Jace and published on LiveLeak, between Jace and Eli and Tyce, who had accepted a 2v1 as he was allowed to bring weapons. Tyce got his head kicked in and $47 stolen. He has since become more involved with his WN pals, and apparently is the owner of a van with swastikas painted on it, which he wanted to use to travel to Ferguson and kill blacks with. Oh, and Jace is a wolf otherkin now. He's having problems convincing Eli that it isn't gay.
That's my understanding of it, at least.[/QUOTE]
Mind also explaining what deagle nation is?
[editline]7th December 2014[/editline]
Nevermind, found the [URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace_Connors"]wiki[/URL].
[QUOTE=lazyguy;46659746]Jace Connors is a possible schizophrenic. Tyce Andrews is a barely-literate glue-sniffing jenkem-huffing White Supremacist 'analchest' (anarchist) who is really concerned about skeleton rights. Eli **REDACTED** is at least 1/4 Jewish, and the Deagle Nation's greatest agent. He's also blazed out of his mind 24/7.
Tyce, in an effort to make some money, tried to send Eli to Israel, so he and Jace could use the cottage Eli's parents have set him up in to grow weed. Jace somehow deluded himself into thinking Tupac was still alive and held hostage by Hamas. He therefore sent Eli into Israel, armed with a crossbow made of pencils and elastic bands and promised an Xbox One, in order to infiltrate Gaza, rescue Tupac and assassinate the Palestinian PM. In reality, this was a plan by Tyce (and possibly Jace) to get Eli killed so he could grow weed in the cottage in perpetuity. Eli spent over three months in a country where he couldn't speak the language, couldn't differentiate Jews ('Islams') and Muslims ('Islams') and didn't even know he'd have to change his dollars into shekels (again, 'Islams'). After a troll's attempt to stop him doing anything stupid by tricking him into torrenting Nickelback albums ('secret documents') in a cyber cafe failed, he hitched a lift with the IDF and ended up in a small town in the Negev desert. Breaking off from a tour group he'd attached himself to, he wandered the inhospitable rocks of the Negev for 8 hours before returning to his hostel, proving that God gives special protection to children, stoners and fools. Eventually he stayed with his Jewish Granddad, who alerted his mother after he was stupefied by the concept of work and kosher food. She brought him home.
Meanwhile, Jace and Tyce had heard rumours of people catching ebola from a McDonald's in Texas, and set up an experiment to see if their local Maccy Dees had been compromised. This experiment came from trying to feed chicken Mcnuggets to mice. Then they became worried that the mice had converted to Islam and joined ISIS. Therefore they brought in some cats, but became concerned that the cats could catch Islam off the mice they ate. During this period, a minor member of the Deagle Nation, Colby, left the group because Tyce's habit of 'racing' mice by attaching them to die cast cars (a fixation of his, possibly as a result by his younger brother being rendered comatose by what is believed to be an accident involving a police car) and throwing them around the room.
Eli's not-so-triumphant return from Israel led to Jace revealing Tyce's ulterior motive for 'Operation Tupacalypse' and the fact that he had taken the weed profits that were intended to fund Eli's Xbox. This led to a fight, recorded by Jace and published on LiveLeak, between Jace and Eli and Tyce, who had accepted a 2v1 as he was allowed to bring weapons. Tyce got his head kicked in and $47 stolen. He has since become more involved with his WN pals, and apparently is the owner of a van with swastikas painted on it, which he wanted to use to travel to Ferguson and kill blacks with. Oh, and Jace is a wolf otherkin now. He's having problems convincing Eli that it isn't gay.
That's my understanding of it, at least.[/QUOTE]
That is fucking insane. Thats like a comedy movie on steroids, but real.
I thought how Eli got caught was by taking his "grandpa's" car and was driving around without a license. Then he was pulled over and that's how they had discovered he overstayed his visa, leading to the chain of events of him being sent home.
Hold the fucking phone. Accident involving a police car?
[QUOTE=Javascript;46661141]Hold the fucking phone. Accident involving a police car?[/QUOTE]
Yes. Apparently one day Tyce and his bro were skateboarding and then his bro got hit by a cop car leaving him in a coma. This is most likely the event that caused Tyce to start hating cops.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46661404]Yes. Apparently one day Tyce and his bro were skateboarding and then his bro got hit by a cop car leaving him in a coma. This is most likely the event that caused Tyce to start hating cops.[/QUOTE]What if his brother was super intelligent and destined for great things, but would be forever dragged down by his mentally retarded brother, so time travelers from the future attempted to assassinate Tyce? Except instead of putting Tyce down, they accidentally put the planet's savior in a coma, so in the late 2090's Dr. Tycebrother won't be around to stop the die-cast skeleton robot warlords from crushing humanity.
[editline]7th December, 1941[/editline]
*toke* *pass*
[QUOTE=lazyguy;46659746]Jace Connors is a possible schizophrenic. Tyce Andrews is a barely-literate glue-sniffing jenkem-huffing White Supremacist 'analchest' (anarchist) who is really concerned about skeleton rights. Eli **REDACTED** is at least 1/4 Jewish, and the Deagle Nation's greatest agent. He's also blazed out of his mind 24/7.
Tyce, in an effort to make some money, tried to send Eli to Israel, so he and Jace could use the cottage Eli's parents have set him up in to grow weed. Jace somehow deluded himself into thinking Tupac was still alive and held hostage by Hamas. He therefore sent Eli into Israel, armed with a crossbow made of pencils and elastic bands and promised an Xbox One, in order to infiltrate Gaza, rescue Tupac and assassinate the Palestinian PM. In reality, this was a plan by Tyce (and possibly Jace) to get Eli killed so he could grow weed in the cottage in perpetuity. Eli spent over three months in a country where he couldn't speak the language, couldn't differentiate Jews ('Islams') and Muslims ('Islams') and didn't even know he'd have to change his dollars into shekels (again, 'Islams'). After a troll's attempt to stop him doing anything stupid by tricking him into torrenting Nickelback albums ('secret documents') in a cyber cafe failed, he hitched a lift with the IDF and ended up in a small town in the Negev desert. Breaking off from a tour group he'd attached himself to, he wandered the inhospitable rocks of the Negev for 8 hours before returning to his hostel, proving that God gives special protection to children, stoners and fools. Eventually he stayed with his Jewish Granddad, who alerted his mother after he was stupefied by the concept of work and kosher food. She brought him home.
Meanwhile, Jace and Tyce had heard rumours of people catching ebola from a McDonald's in Texas, and set up an experiment to see if their local Maccy Dees had been compromised. This experiment came from trying to feed chicken Mcnuggets to mice. Then they became worried that the mice had converted to Islam and joined ISIS. Therefore they brought in some cats, but became concerned that the cats could catch Islam off the mice they ate. During this period, a minor member of the Deagle Nation, Colby, left the group because Tyce's habit of 'racing' mice by attaching them to die cast cars (a fixation of his, possibly as a result by his younger brother being rendered comatose by what is believed to be an accident involving a police car) and throwing them around the room.
Eli's not-so-triumphant return from Israel led to Jace revealing Tyce's ulterior motive for 'Operation Tupacalypse' and the fact that he had taken the weed profits that were intended to fund Eli's Xbox. This led to a fight, recorded by Jace and published on LiveLeak, between Jace and Eli and Tyce, who had accepted a 2v1 as he was allowed to bring weapons. Tyce got his head kicked in and $47 stolen. He has since become more involved with his WN pals, and apparently is the owner of a van with swastikas painted on it, which he wanted to use to travel to Ferguson and kill blacks with. Oh, and Jace is a wolf otherkin now. He's having problems convincing Eli that it isn't gay.
That's my understanding of it, at least.[/QUOTE]
deagle nation has the deepest lore
Holy shit. I think I found the source of his stupidity.
[img]http://38.media.tumblr.com/52ddccc29fa68d5f70f0a79b14ef512e/tumblr_mk2yijfkxL1qc57g6o1_500.jpg[/img]
Ricky wears those sunglasses too. It all makes sense, the glasses kill brain cells!
Listen to some of this shit and tell me it doesn't sound like Jace.
[quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs[/media][/quote]
It's almost time for FERGZONE. Link for the stream will be posted when it starts.
[video=youtube;dKiVAxZ7BVc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKiVAxZ7BVc[/video]
he's going to try and stream but technical difficulties are holding him back
Is that thumbnail artwork from Bioshock?
Tyce is currently cosplaying as Dante from Devil May Cry, with a skull mask.
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