Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[MIR]

"I live by the bullet and I die by the bullet... 'cause I saw that in a movie once, and I thought that was a cool thing to say."

[OficerHonkHonk]

[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;46663907]Someone seriously needs to write this into a movie. It'd be fucking unreal. I have a feeling Danny McBride would play a fucking mean Tyce. Fuck, actually. Michael Cera would be good as Eli, being pushed around everywhere meekly.[/QUOTE]

I've put way too much thought into this happening. It'd be set a few years into the future, though. When Deagle Nation has become a full fledged drug smuggling operation, run entirely by idiots.

Jace: Steven Ogg. He's already played an unhinged psycho before, what's another time?

Tyce: Either Zach Galifianakis or Danny McBride.

Jace's Mom: April Margera.

Eli: Either Jacob Rolfe (Look up Jacob from Trailer Park Boys) or Corey Bowles (TPB Again.)

The plot would be Jace, Tyce and Eli trying to secede from the US and establish DN as a country. I might write a screenplay for it and send it to Jace if I get around to it.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;46663952]"I live by the bullet and I die by the bullet... 'cause I saw that in a movie once, and I thought that was a cool thing to say."[/QUOTE]

At least he admits that he's stealing all his half intelligible lines.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;46663996]I've put way too much thought into this happening. It'd be set a few years into the future, though. When Deagle Nation has become a full fledged drug smuggling operation, run entirely by idiots.

Jace: Steven Ogg. He's already played an unhinged psycho before, what's another time?

Tyce: Either Zach Galifianakis or Danny McBride.

Jace's Mom: April Margera.

Eli: Either Jacob Rolfe (Look up Jacob from Trailer Park Boys) or Corey Bowles (TPB Again.)

The plot would be Jace, Tyce and Eli trying to secede from the US and establish DN as a country. I might write a screenplay for it and send it to Jace if I get around to it.[/QUOTE]Please fucking do this, I beg you. Also post it here, so we can see your majestic work.

[NikolaT]

DONT TALK ABOUT 911 ON MY STREAM MAN

[Versten]

he just realized it wasn't a cheque.

[JumpinJackFlash]

His fucking face when he saw that check.

[OficerHonkHonk]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;46664021]Please fucking do this, I beg you. Also post it here, so we can see your majestic work.[/QUOTE]

i'll do it 4 u bbz

[timothy80]

Eli is so stoned right now

[Ms. Gyroscope]

"Whats that on the floor?"

"Its mountain dew dont worry about it"

you cant write this shit

[Dr._Medic]

Okay Eli may have broken into other houses looking for Tyce oh god

[Dr._Medic]

Jace is now talking about "Black Atlantis"

What the fuck

[Hollywood SN]

Vikings invented interracial porn.

[NikolaT]

ulfric was basically black

[OficerHonkHonk]

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;46664159]dont send it to him, write it in such a way that the characters are so minorly different that they wouldnt have the ability to take legal action

what the fuck is jace gonna do "yo this story is based on my life, I SENT A DUDE TO ISRAEL TO FIND TUPAC"

this shit would actually be incredibly good in the film industry, its a story thats so fucking insane yet grounded its great[/QUOTE]

I'll do that. I more or less wanted to just write it up for the thread so we could have a laugh, not have a serious thing on my hands.

Writing the first bit right now, since I'm bored. I'll post it to this thread when I get some progress done on it.

[timothy80]

Fucking Jace's face when somebody said that Eli said he watches wolf porn

[JumpinJackFlash]

I feel so fucking proud that Eli actually called Tyce a broken condom, thank you Eli.

[editline]7th December 2014[/editline]

You know, because Tyce shaved his head.

[editline]7th December 2014[/editline]

They think I'm a "gypsy spirit medium," and I said I can see their wolf spirits and Eli freaked out.

"I'M NOT A FUCKIN WOLF."

[Theuaredead]

playing nickleback to clean off the Muslim stuff :v:

[DoomMarine23]

I just broke Jace...

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;46664811]I just broke Jace...[/QUOTE]

And you didn't even do anything you just called in and gave him a 666th notification.

[Theuaredead]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;46664811]I just broke Jace...[/QUOTE]

hey satan

[DoomMarine23]

Like holy shit, all I wanted to do is be nice and tell him he will be the ultimate weed commander wolf marine with Eli as his bear-kin spec-ops badass.

[editline]7th December 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Theuaredead;46664821]hey satan[/QUOTE]

hey babe

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;46664851]Like holy shit, all I wanted to do is be nice and tell him he will be the ultimate weed commander wolf marine with Eli as his bear-kin spec-ops badass.[/QUOTE]I was a little pissed when you confirmed the whole bearkin thing because Eli was super adamant he wasn't a wolf and I laughed, but then things went crazy thanks to you.

Loved when Eli tried to take Jace's glasses though, you could see him keep looking over at Jace prior to that like "... should I?"

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;46664882]I was a little pissed when you confirmed the whole bearkin thing because Eli was super adamant he wasn't a wolf and I laughed, but then things went crazy thanks to you.

Loved when Eli tried to take Jace's glasses though, you could see him keep looking over at Jace prior to that like "... should I?"[/QUOTE]

I was winging it but I wanted to make that shit awesome like they were gonna go on dank ISIS missions. Just to pump up Jace to be happy, you know? like a Christmas present. So I'm sorry I never got to do the whole thing, they were really loving it too until Jace saw 666.

But after this? Like, Jace and Eli have always been kinda stupid and strange, but up to now; even with shit like going to Israel, it was kinda like just immature "teenage" stupidity (still is with Eli). With the occasional melt-down that was typically because he was high and playing a stupid game. His rant was somewhat funny but got disturbing quickly. I'm definitely not calling again ever, I feel guilty despite it not being my fault (It wasn't me, it was the "666" calls). I think he is definitely off his medication now.

[JumpinJackFlash]

He did say several times how he's not taking his meds because they could be poison. From Obama/Muslims. Sometimes I don't know who's the bigger idiot/is more crazy in all of this, Jace, Tyce, or Eli.

[DoomMarine23]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;46665021]He did say several times how he's not taking his meds because they could be poison. From Obama/Muslims. Sometimes I don't know who's the bigger idiot/is more crazy in all of this, Jace, Tyce, or Eli.[/QUOTE]

Shit, I don't watch these streams a lot (just barely parts) so I had no idea he stopped.

This is a whole new level of crazy.

[lazyguy]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;46665021]He did say several times how he's not taking his meds because they could be poison. From Obama/Muslims. Sometimes I don't know who's the bigger idiot/is more crazy in all of this, Jace, Tyce, or Eli.[/QUOTE]

Schizophrenics typically don't want to take their medicine.

[NikolaT]

I would feel sorry for him but I have the feeling that no matter how much help he is given he will just dig himself into a deeper hole.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=lazyguy;46665085]Schizophrenics typically don't want to take their medicine.[/QUOTE]It usually follows this theme too, they get real low and they stay low because <biggest fear, object of delusion> is either trying to control them, kill them, or make them look crazy to discredit them. Paranoid schizophrenics are usually convinced that they're being persecuted and have some random fucking way of stopping this big, immense enemy that's selected them AND ONLY THEM as the largest threat ever.

For Jace it's Muslims, Obama, the government, (when is it ever not the government?) and a "homosexual conspiracy" that's out to destroy him and bring him down. He's probably afraid of Muslims because of... all sorts of reasons. Obama and the government represent an institution that tries to control him, but has also rejected him and will always reject him. Then there's the homosexual aspect, Jace is more than likely bisexual or gay and his constant need to defend his sexuality (even when it isn't under attack) is a clear indication of repressed homosexuality to some degree. His "wolfkin" fascination is probably a combination of idolizing wolves and their wild and strong image to the point where it's a fetish; he desperately wants to be anything but himself as a coping mechanism and Jace is [i]clearly[/i] not a wolf in any way. Plus the sexual elements of the furry fandom have probably led Jace into finding "wolf porn" attractive on some level. For him it's safe because it's all fantasy and it can't directly hurt him, meanwhile being in the form of something he deeply idolizes.

[Splash Attack]

Sounds like a lot of armchair psychology to me, but I'd say that conclusion is pretty sound. On the topic of his homophobia, you also have to consider that he clearly grew up in a home where he had been taught that homosexuality is downright evil. It might not have to do with repressed sexual desires as much as you would think. I'm not ruling that out, though.

Honestly, I would probably put jace somewhere on the autistic spectrum as well. He clearly exhibits some of the hallmarks such as the fixation of specific ideas or things (parlour, military John cena, etc.). He also doesn't seem very capable of empathy or reading other people's emotions.