Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=jamie1130;45500043]Wait. Airsoft Gun? How the fuck does he have a airsoft gun and where does it say he has one?[/QUOTE]

Jace gives him a "Secret Weapon" to defend himself with.
No Clue what it is though.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;45503223]Jace gives him a "Secret Weapon" to defend himself with.
No Clue what it is though.[/QUOTE]

I believe the assumption was it was either a plastic windshield, an airsoft gun, or that popsicle stick "scythe".

No matter what it is, if these guys thought it was an effective weapon: Eli's boned if he gets in an actual fight with it.

[Coldmute]

Well whatever it is, it had to be disassembled and takes ammo apparently, according to the original video of them going to the airport.

[JDER14]

I put off this fucking thread for a month because I knew it would only be bad. 530AM into the morning I decide "FUCK IT! HOW BAD COULD IT GET!?" Fucking...Tupac in Hamas warzone bad. What the fuck, internet. What the fuck.

[notgeogzm]

i'm tempted to start trying to play bingo with this

[editline]26th July 2014[/editline]

like, he'll run in to some snackbarring or something in a warzone :v:

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45499173][video=youtube;XW_rfwseydI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW_rfwseydI[/video][/QUOTE]

hahahah i love whoever this other guy is.
He speaks so slow and keeps talking about "getting in touch with the universe".

[Dr._Medic]

[video=youtube;c4__jZJue3g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4__jZJue3g[/video]

Oh boy he thinks one of the people he's sharing a room with is a Gamerfood spy.

This oughta be good

[Lerlth]

I've been gone quite a while from this thread.. What is this Tupac nonsense?

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Lerlth;45506475]I've been gone quite a while from this thread.. What is this Tupac nonsense?[/QUOTE]

Jace thinks that Tupac Shakur is being held in Palestine after somebody who "sounded black" called Jace and left him a voicemail saying that terrorists have him hostage in Palestine so Jace sent his friend Eli to Tel Aviv to rescue Tupac

[normal boy]

for an xbox one.

[DeEz]

upcoming darwin award winner?

[fnox]

I'm pretty sure he's safe so long as he stays in Tel Aviv and doesn't actually try to reach Gaza. I doubt the dude actually has the means to move out of Tel Aviv anyway.

His biggest problem right now would be running out of money, but I doubt that will happen if he is indeed collecting welfare, and since it seems that he's staying in a hostel he can probably be there for a while just fine.

[DeEz]

his "priority two" was to assassinate the prime minister of Israel though

I can't imagine that ending well

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=DeEz;45507336]his "priority two" was to assassinate the prime minister of Israel though

I can't imagine that ending well[/QUOTE]

but

but

he is a real marine, right guys?

[lazyguy]

[QUOTE=DeEz;45507336]his "priority two" was to assassinate the prime minister of Israel though

I can't imagine that ending well[/QUOTE]

I thought it was the Palestinian leader, who I keep thinking is still Yasser Arafat for some reason.

[normal boy]

Has that Jace guy even gotten any military training?

[TransplantedHead]

[QUOTE=riki2cool;45507717]Has that Jace guy even gotten any military training?[/QUOTE]

1000+ hours in call of duty

[Hickleberry]

#IncogNeato

Eli's twitter posts are amazing!

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Another Hater;45497313]I really think this is an act. He is probably on Holiday by himself or with his family to Israel and doing this for kicks.Eli is even a Jewish name.
How did he even get that Airsoft gun threw airport security.If this was real,Id think he wouldnt go without a weapon to blast Hamas and rescue Tupac with[/QUOTE]
Keep in mind that Eli and Jace have been keeping this 'act' up for [I]6 years[/I], even 'acting' in situations an actor wouldn't know how to respond in. Nobody is decidated enough to keep this going for 6 years.

You tell me, do you think Chris Chan is an act? No? Then it's very likely this isn't an act either. Well, maybe Eli is, but Jace sure as shit isn't.

[Another Hater]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;45508997]Keep in mind that Eli and Jace have been keeping this 'act' up for [I]6 years[/I], even 'acting' in situations an actor wouldn't know how to respond in. Nobody is decidated enough to keep this going for 6 years.

You tell me, do you think Chris Chan is an act? No? Then it's very likely this isn't an act either. Well, maybe Eli is, but Jace sure as shit isn't.[/QUOTE]
Im sure Jace is in fact a little coo-coo.How ever I think this operation Tupac is really just the Joke of some kid on vacation in Israel.

[DokVis]

[QUOTE=Another Hater;45511241]Im sure Jace is in fact a little coo-coo.How ever I think this operation Tupac is really just the Joke of some kid on vacation in Israel.[/QUOTE]

I would love to believe that, but I don't know, people are crazy.

[fnox]

The premise of some random autistic American kid (well, an adult that behaves like a kid) being peer pressured into taking a plane to Israel isn't really that hard to believe.

The Tupac shit is what sounds like trolling as I doubt anybody is stupid enough to actually believe Tupac is on Palestine.

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=Big Bang;45515317]The premise of some random autistic American kid (well, an adult that behaves like a kid) being peer pressured into taking a plane to Israel isn't really that hard to believe.

The Tupac shit is what sounds like trolling as I doubt anybody is stupid enough to actually believe Tupac is on Palestine.[/QUOTE]

I don't know man, [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=The_Toe_Wound]he[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Suburban_Warfare]is[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=The_Execution_of_Jace_Connors]pretty[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace%27s_Failed_Enlistment#Attempted_Poisoning]gullible[/url]

[Wingz]

the more i watch this guy, the more he reminds me of me and my friend when we were 10

[Recurracy]

jace could be a main character in a new adult swim show or something

[HiddenReptilian]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;45520994]jace could be a main character in a new adult swim show or something[/QUOTE]

All they'd need to do is place some hidden cameras around his house and the show would write itself.

[1eevee1]

Seems that Jace has published a couple of new videos, one where he says he won't be doing a livestream this Monday, and tries to drunkly pet a cat.

And he calls a guinea pig a fag because it runs away from the strange drunk man talking nonsense.

The second one is where he tells us about his culinary skills by telling us that fags (Aka croutons) are what you put into soup, and that he usually heats bacon up in a microwave.

For news from the front with Eli, after he foiled a 'attempted poisoning' by a Islamic Israeli supporter by jumping out a second story window of his hostel, he got a tipoff about Gamerfood by an American tourist, who told him to go to a restaurant nearby for more information.

[Mini Shot]

Holy shit that video with the tarot card reading is gold. Kyle seems too much like a character. It's like some adult swim show or something. Seriously, a tarot card reading using apples to apples cards? How did Jace end up surrounded by this type of people? It's like he's the main character of a tv show who somehow ended up in the real world or something.

[Pr0fane]

[QUOTE]-+=Eli Da Playboy=+- @IcyPlayboi69 · 46 min
Sorry 4 No updates Or Vids But Ive Been Really Fuckin Paranoid N Shit Tryin 2 Find a New Hotel And Kinda RUnnin Low On $$$$ Here Guys[/QUOTE]

[RobbL]

this is art