Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Wii60;46670943]did we forget the recorded assault and robbery, attempted international assassination mission, and others?[/QUOTE]
Tyce deserved it
other things I cant justify
I just made an avatar.
[Img]http://www.wduwant.com/index_uploads/uploads/38c152ebbf89.jpg[/Img]
[quote]Jace: Attention. Skeletons are not a real race of people and I dont have to put up with this anymore, I have deleted SKeleton Nation.[/quote]
Makes sense, Skeletons aren't a race, and the forum had little use anyways. Make sen-
[quote]Jace: [b]Skeletons are made up[/b] and I will not be tolerating this hate group. Thank you for understanding[/quote]
Wait skeletons are made up what
I think he was just cutting down the "Skeleton race" to just "Skeletons" to keep things short.
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46680669]
Jace: Attention. Skeletons are not a real race of people and I dont have to put up with this anymore, I have deleted SKeleton Nation.
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Once again the media is persecuting skeletons smh.
The media is killing skeletons and leaving them there for people to find obviously
[video=youtube;mOSBXz68gnY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOSBXz68gnY[/video]
[video=youtube;cDExE7OKUY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDExE7OKUY0[/video]
[video=youtube;re7xyqdc43I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re7xyqdc43I[/video]
Full ads from CIAdude if anyone wants them
So you can watch ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIME and Lincoln Park Gangnam Style again
[editline]10th December 2014[/editline]
some highlights from Deagle Nation forums:
[quote]Dec 5, 2014 at 5:38pm JimJones said:
do emp grenades exist in real life and do they work on cyborgs?
Yes and Yes although I have not encountered any cyborgs I am sure they exist becuase there are top secret military projects like that around the world working to create supersoldiers.This is what Advanced Warfare was based off and guess what I have discovered after spending much time googling to find the real life versions of the guns in Black Ops 2 so I can buy them I have discovered that Treyarch and Activision actually base those games off historical facts of nature so if you need facts what the military is going to look like in 3-5 years just check COD for your intel.
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[quote]Dec 4, 2014 at 11:16pm xXMadd$ChaddXx said:
Hitlerz a Fuckin Tranny
[url]www.washingtonexaminer.com/nazi-doctors-hitler-was-gay-took-female-hormones/article/2517746[/url]
My Dudez We Gettin Closer 2 crackin da Fuckin Case
This fits with many of my Historical knowledges on this fact. It could be possible that Hitler was indoctrinated by homosexual Content causing im to hate himself and become crazy. Lets think waht actually happens when your mind turns gay dude. I will tell you this: It is like becoming an Alien Brain. Being Gay is not natural,So this only goes to prove that gay people always go crazy and on shooting sprees,Or go out on cyberbullying sprees which is just as bad when done to certain individuals such as Myself who deserves to be respected fairly. This could Suggust to Me that Hitler and World War 2 was actually working with the Islams to Frame the jews and destroy the jewish community,Since the jews actually were a threat to the Islams. World War 2 was possibly FUNDED by Islamic money because NOBODY still knows how hitler got in power well now we do. Its becuase of the Islamic money, they funded him as a puppet to destroy the Jew world by sending cash flows into his greedy, patterned pockets!
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awaiting the day I see "400 new posts" next to this thread. Where Tyce/Jace have killed someone and are live streaming the police stand off.
[QUOTE=Virtanen;46678153]holy shit lol this is great
[img]http://puu.sh/dnXJT/23918edeee.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I hope that you are all prepared to see what Jace' penis looks like.
[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;46682118]I hope that you are all prepared to see what Jace' penis looks like.[/QUOTE]
I don't think I could ever be prepared.
i would assume it wears sunglasses
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;46663996]I've put way too much thought into this happening. It'd be set a few years into the future, though. When Deagle Nation has become a full fledged drug smuggling operation, run entirely by idiots.
Jace: Steven Ogg. He's already played an unhinged psycho before, what's another time?
Tyce: Either Zach Galifianakis or Danny McBride.
Jace's Mom: April Margera.
Eli: Either Jacob Rolfe (Look up Jacob from Trailer Park Boys) or Corey Bowles (TPB Again.)
The plot would be Jace, Tyce and Eli trying to secede from the US and establish DN as a country. I might write a screenplay for it and send it to Jace if I get around to it.[/QUOTE]
I know I'm late, but it definitely would have to be filmed documentary style like Trailer Park Boys, and also have them coming up with shitty schemes before they get into the drug operation stuff, like airsoft hits and stuff like that.
[QUOTE=Quark:;46682163]i would assume it wears sunglasses[/QUOTE]
Well you can definitely count on it not being bald
Oh, double post. Forgot that expires after a few minutes.
who wants to bet that jace will claim tupacalypse is a success (minus saving tupac) due to this
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1441244[/url]
I just read through the thread, and WOW, what a fucking rollercoaster.
My favorite part was the fight. Also I am still confused as to why Eli doesn't hate Jace.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;46689672] Also I am still confused as to why Eli doesn't hate Jace.[/QUOTE]
I know right, it's weird considering that Eli was introduced to Jace by being Tyce's friend in the first place.
Still, judging from the latest stream, Eli couldn't remember what happened between him and Tyce a few hours ago and basically just let Jace put words in his mouth with little opposition. He probably just has the memory span of a Goldfish and doesn't remember what happened during operation Tupacalypse.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;46689672]I just read through the thread, and WOW, what a fucking rollercoaster.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=149150&dateline=1394933062[/IMG]
I really think the days of deagle nation are numbered at this point.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;46689672]I just read through the thread, and WOW, what a fucking rollercoaster.
My favorite part was the fight. Also I am still confused as to why Eli doesn't hate Jace.[/QUOTE]
Because he's just as fucked up in the head.
[QUOTE=Virtanen;46689920]Because he's just as fucked up in the head.[/QUOTE]
Living under King Obama's Islamist mind control rays will do that to you.
Seems like Jace is down in the dumps
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 1d
NO Money. NO Advanced Warfare. NO XBox One for Eli. NO Justice. NO Peace. VETERANS DONT DESERVE THIS UNFAIR AND/OR CRUEL FINANCIAL TREATMENT
ParkourDude91
Jace @ParkourDude91 1d
Have to change out my phone AGAIN becuase I dont even have enough fucking #welfare to pay the gay a$$ contract.. WTF!! I HATE CORPORATES!![/QUOTE]
Sucks for him, let's see if good ol' Eli is doing any better.
[QUOTE]-+=Eli Da Playboy=+- @IcyPlayboi69 1d
@ParkourDude91 I'm high dude
IcyPlayboi69
-+=Eli Da Playboy=+- @IcyPlayboi69 1d
I'm High Again Lol[/QUOTE]
Yeah that sounds about right.
[editline]11th December 2014[/editline]
Also it appears Jace is learning the hardships of being an adult and providing for yourself
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 16s
Living without my Mom is the most dangerous and risky mission I have been on ever. I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY TO BUY WEED OR MUNCHIES!!!!!!!!!!
ParkourDude91
Jace @ParkourDude91 1m
Elis car got fucking towed cuz he left it parked on some Puerto Rican guys lawn last stream.Cant even get it back until next welfare $$.....[/QUOTE]
So Eli *did* go near some Puerto Rican guy's house, thankfully just parked his car on their lawn and not, you know, break into their house while looking for Tyce...
Well, as far as we know.
That little video snippet ciadude420 put into Tyces stream of Jean Claude Van Damme committing skeleton genocide was almost as good as Tyces reaction "You can't kill skeletons that way! fucking bullshit"
I kinda feel a little bad for Jace, friends in close contact with him and he's a genuinely good guy when he's on his meds and not flipping shit.
tyce is a fucking scumbag though
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46693656]Seems like Jace is down in the dumps
Sucks for him, let's see if good ol' Eli is doing any better.
Yeah that sounds about right.
[editline]11th December 2014[/editline]
Also it appears Jace is learning the hardships of being an adult and providing for yourself[/QUOTE]
He still genuinely thinks he's a vet. Jesus.
They were actually pretty chill during the counter stream
[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;46695760]Does anybody have the counter stream downloaded or uploaded anywhere? It was taken down from youtube[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;kfjpk_5Rk-M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfjpk_5Rk-M[/video]
Always check the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjOIO7B2omjR4Ll_SlPcbIQ"]Deagle Nation War Library[/URL]
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;46694066]I kinda feel a little bad for Jace, friends in close contact with him and he's a genuinely good guy when he's on his meds and not flipping shit.
tyce is a fucking scumbag though[/QUOTE]
Seriously? From what I see, the guy has a mean streak a mile wide, I like him better when he's fucked up.
I was legitimately terrified when he ended the stream by smashing his webcam.
Update from the forums:
[quote] frankerz: huh, a Palestinian Minister was killed by the IDF. Source:[URL]http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2014/12/pa-minister-dies-clash-with-israeli-forces-20141210105143480119.html[/URL] yesterday at 1:37pm
Jace: Thats fucking sickness!! Score 1 for the home team!! Press 1 to Respect Jews!! 5 hours ago
Jace: 11 5 hours ago
dannydeveagle: 1111 5 hours ago
dannydeveagle: Jews are basically how the world is still running when you think about it 5 hours ago
Jackie Chin: 1111 4 hours ago
xXMadd$ChaddXx: 11111111 cool jewz about an hour ago
burnedman: Islam status = RUINED about an hour ago
Jace: Attention gamers I am sorry to report that we have lost one of our soldiers DeagleJohnston to the scourge of homosexuality. about an hour ago
Jace: He was banned and we are now safe from the homo content spreading to the forum. about an hour ago
Jace: Let this be a reminder to us to stay vigilant with our sexualities and never stray off the path of the Lord because even soldiers who once had honor can be lead into hell for being gayasses. about an hour ago
Jace: Thats all goodbye.[/quote]
Someone told him about that prime minister thing. In other news, DeagleJohnston got kicked out of DN.
[editline]12th December 2014[/editline]
oh yeah, and jace's gmod server is going down [url]http://deagle-nation.boards.net/thread/453/closing-garrys-server-financial-restraints[/url]
rip nobody used it other than facepunchers fucking around
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