Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[headshotter]

[QUOTE=Starlight 456;46807054]Jace has acted like this since before people found him + they've kept in character pretty much 24/7 since people found out about them, including getting actually arrested (if I remember right). There's literally no way they're trolls.[/QUOTE]

Jesus.
Holy shit this is comedy gold how did I miss this

[C.C]

[QUOTE=Starlight 456;46807054]Jace has acted like this since before people found him + they've kept in character pretty much 24/7 since people found out about them, including getting actually arrested (if I remember right). There's literally no way they're trolls.[/QUOTE]

Also Tyce is high 24/7 and has little in the way of education, he struggles with writing basic sentences because he's essentially illiterate. His parents don't really care about him and he hates them, especially "Whop Dad" He is in many ways even more outrageous than Jayce, because of the "Race War 2014" and his belief that skeletons are a separate self aware group of beings who bend to his will. He is the literal personification of that one line about magnets from that ICP music video, even though the evidence against what he believes is as plain as day he refuses to see sense and lives in his own world, much like Jayce only with a racist/skeleton vibe.

[Hollywood SN]

I just want to remind everyone that Tyce said during his livestream the other week that Skeletons dont actually exist inside of the human body.

He's a special kind of stupid. The special needs kind.

[editline]28th December 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mabus;46807158]Also Tyce is high 24/7 and has little in the way of education, he struggles with writing basic sentences because he's essentially illiterate. His parents don't really care about him and he hates them, especially "Whop Dad" He is in many ways even more outrageous than Jayce, because of the "Race War 2014" and his belief that skeletons are a separate self aware group of beings who bend to his will. He is the literal personification of that one line about magnets from that ICP music video, even though the evidence against what he believes is as plain as day he refuses to see sense and lives in his own world, much like Jayce only with a racist/skeleton vibe.[/QUOTE]

Atleast Jace shows signs of recognizing his situation at times when he gets especially upset, its just masked by copious drug use and his own faux machoness.

[Dr._Medic]

[video=youtube;WpyjDFj-APM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpyjDFj-APM[/video]

Hello I appear to be just in time for the Tyce is a dumbass discussion

[wauterboi]

[QUOTE=headshotter;46807045]Are we even sure they're not god-tier trolls ?[/QUOTE]
Oh, no one has thought of that before. You're the only one.

[Phil5991]

And yet despite his fledgling intelligence, Tyce is smart enough to know that Jace isn't a veteran and is just acting on his power fantasy. Funny how that works.

[wauterboi]

I think Tyce is starting his own Jace-like fantasy with his whole skull-face and Ferguson stuff, as well as wanting to plan stuff with the fake McDonald's account. He's not much better.

[N.A.N.B]

Oh shit. I just realized something about Tyce. The reason why he brings up bringing up magic spells and shit is probably because he confuses KKK wizards with [I]actual fuckin' wizards.[/I]

[Dark Kite]

The auto closed captioning on youtube loves Tyce. It kinda improves the watching experience. Enriches it, I would argue. It's like the CC said, "Fuck it, I'm gonna drop some references to Waverley. Have some literature and see how that is."

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;46810102]The reason why he brings up bringing up magic spells and shit is probably because he confuses KKK wizards with [b][I]actual fuckin' wizards.[/I][/b][/QUOTE][QUOTE=Dark Kite;46813330]Waverley.[/QUOTE][t]https://d1u1p2xjjiahg3.cloudfront.net/87fa7e5a-879c-4fb7-a808-59f54c1d63f5.jpg[/t]

Selena Gomez confirmed for skeleton queen.

[C.C]

Tyce is now unemployed once again after his absence from work was the last straw while he attempted to secure the Skeletons from Area 51, which makes us wonder what he was like at work to begin with. Oddly enough despite being betrayed by the Mcdunalds federation he still believes himself head of the organisation. Tyce and Stone Tone gave up on reaching Nevada when their car broke down they realized it was more than half way across the country and not just the next state over, they were subsequently rescued by "Crack whore mom".

[Hollywood SN]

[quote]Jace @ParkourDude91 · 3h 3 hours ago
We got our Christmas Cash, Elis XBox One unboxing video will be up later today!! Stay tuned!! Might do a mini stream for the fans[/quote]

Get hype.

[Dr._Medic]

[url]http://deaglenation.tv/solsticeselfies/[/url]

Pics of Jace and Eli's Christmas

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46818156][url]http://deaglenation.tv/solsticeselfies/[/url]

Pics of Jace and Eli's Christmas[/QUOTE]Oh wow, I'm Asatruar so the fact that I share anything in common with Eli tickles me to death.

[editline]29th December 2014[/editline]

Also I can confirm that all of us celebrate Yule exactly like that: denim jackets, army men wars, and of course a feast of diabetes. There are no exceptions, and if anyone tells you differently then they are a liar and by the laws of ancient Norway you may strike them down in single combat.

[Dr._Medic]

[video=youtube;9-zB76Fl2no]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zB76Fl2no&feature=youtu.be&a[/video]

HERE IT IS

[cloudcakes31]

Eli is a pagan now "to get pussy"

[MacD11]

Did he barf at the end of that video?

[Dr._Medic]

Oh god Eli took Tyce's nunchucks as a "war trophy"

[editline]29th December 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE]No Mini Livestream Tonight,however we are planning to Livestream very soon me and Eli!!![/QUOTE]

Damn no stream tonight

[Foxtrot200]

Damn, their house is a fucking wreck

[chenhonkster]

and keeping the fridge open

[Barno]

DID HE FUCKING ASK FOR WOLF EARS FROM DEVIANTART FOR CHRI- I MEAN SOLTICE

[Versten]

I don't know if I should feel terrible knowing they're better at keeping the house clean than my family is.

[Miya]

i just realized he's drinking a fruit cocktail from a cocktail glass

why

[m0wo]

[QUOTE]So basicalyly I will be posting instead, a Visually Artistic photo collage of our Christmas journey!! So this will basically mean a bunch of freaking badass photos of two fairly normal, fucking badass gamer roomates just cihlling out and having a good time together…WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT From two guys who know how to have fun?? Wow And by that I mean freaking selfies dude!!! Eli doesnt celebirate Christmas, because he believes in the Pagan/Viking Pantheon. So basically[/QUOTE]

I'm dying, everything they post reads like a Dril tweet. I still can't believe these are real people who actually exist.

[Splash Attack]

Jace, close the goddamn fridge, you filthy animal!

[lazyguy]

Has Eli converted to paganism due to sour grapes over not getting Christmas pussy?

[Hollywood SN]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/KYor53.jpg[/img]

[editline]30th December 2014[/editline]

So that means today.

[editline]30th December 2014[/editline]

So that means today.

[cloudcakes31]

[video=youtube;MUo4maOxXN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUo4maOxXN8&[/video]
The Daily DISS

In this episode Eli microwaves a piece of paper with "That gay guy" from southpark
eli is so high he thinks the microwave is a toaster

[MacD11]

for some reason the gamer shack looks messier than it did in the last video

[Helios127]

[QUOTE=MacD11;46823603]for some reason the gamer shack looks messier than it did in the last video[/QUOTE]

I doupt they clean it. After all, [U][B]Cleaning is for fegs![/B][/U]

I wonder if they have gotten rid of the rats yet...